Wilson Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 2017
- 94 min
- $652,997
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And it's a great chance
for your daughter
to see who you are.
She's not
our real daughter, man.
I know. I know, Pippi.
I mean, she's never
gonna live with us.
But she's always
gonna be a part of us.
I don't want to live
in a fantasy world.
Yeah, well...
how's reality
working out for you?
You know, the wife
is not a big dog person.
What are you gonna do?
How could anyone not love you?
I bet you can't take
two steps on the sidewalk
without someone
wanting to pet you.
Oh, it is kind of disturbing actually.
It's like...
"Hello there, up here!
"I can do math and...
"drive a car and cook
food and do tiddlywinks...
"and masturbate."
(LAUGHING)
I didn't know you were married.
Oh, yeah. Wife, kids,
the whole shebang.
Nice.
Claire, your folks
are okay with you coming?
I just told them it was
a weekend trip with Hannah.
They don't give a sh*t.
They're just thrilled
I have a f***ing friend.
Okay...
this is a family outing.
Let's try to keep it PG-13.
That's just how I talk.
Okay, well, in that case...
Swear all the f*** you want!
(WILSON LAUGHING)
You're f***ing crazy.
Let's face it,
this is pretty great.
Look, even Pippi's happy!
(LAUGHING)
Why not, right? F***!
feeling like sh*t
about myself, you know?
Never enjoyed a goddamn thing.
F*** that, right?
Yeah, f*** that completely.
F*** it!
Yes!
(SIGHS)
WOMAN:
(SINGING ON RADIO)Here's my number
So call me maybe
And all the other boys
Try to chase me
That killed the mood.
Killed it. Stop.
WILSON:
That's terrible.Turn it off. Turn it off!
Oh, God!
What obnoxious drivel.
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my num...
Oh, God.
Oh, come on, chin up.
This is gonna be fun.
F***, we're so late.
Stop.
Oh, honey!
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi, Will! Remember me?
Of course. Wilson.
(CHUCKLING)
Oh, you guys...
Yeah, this is, uh...
Polly and Will.
And this is your niece, Claire.
Oh, Claire,
it's great to meet you.
Come in. Please.
Wow.
Mmm-mmm.
Sorry.
WILSON:
Hey, Polly...you look great.
Thank you.
I don't mean that
in a salacious way at all.
I just think you look great.
Thanks.
Don't you think she looks...
You do, too, Will!
Thanks.
(WHISPERS)
What's the boy's name?
Cooper.
Cooper!
The last time I saw you...
you were two or three years old.
You were trying to get your mom
to pick up some Legos and...
you were literally
just freaking out!
And at the time
I thought that you guys
were terrible parents...
but I didn't get it
like I do now.
I used to be way over
on the nurture side
of the nature/nurture debate...
but not anymore.
I mean, look at her.
Look! The way
she holds her fork
is exactly like Pippi.
And just
a million things, like...
she has my mom's
little half-smile.
And then she has Pippi's
sarcastic laugh and...
my temper. I mean,
DNA, it's just...
it's truly unbelievable.
Coop's heading
to Duke in the fall.
(CHUCKLING)
It's hard to believe.
(POLLY CHUCKLES)
Coops!
(CLEARS THROAT)
And Jenny's already halfway
through law school.
Oh, Christ, I forgot
you had another one.
I totally forgot.
So is she my cousin?
(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
Oh, brilliant, Watson!
Definite college material.
(CHUCKLES)
What are you gonna major
in, brain surgery?
(LAUGHING)
So, Claire, have you been
F***, no.
(LAUGHS)
You see?
Now, that is pure Wilson.
Here's to you, Claire.
(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
And to you, Coop!
Coop!
Why Golf Matters.
I feel like I'm doing fieldwork
among the natives or something.
We shouldn't have come here.
What?
Mmm-mmm.
She'll always find a way to win.
What are you talking about?
Look at us, Wilson!
We're something
out of a horror movie!
We're all pasty and bald
and bitter and...
lonely and...
(G ROANS)
Hey... they're all fancy and...
I would rather have our daughter
any day of the week.
It's not really our daughter!
Stop it, Pippi!
(WHISPERS)
Stop it! Stop it!
Pippi, we're here on vacation.
I can't.
(SHUSHING)
Let's just try to have fun.
You know?
Yeah.
CLAIRE:
How comeyou're so quiet?
(WILSON CHUCKLES)
Oh, Well, I...
Some of my best times
with my mom were spent, um...
not saying a word, just...
just sitting together
in the same room...
feeling...
the connection.
Like a chemical thing.
You know, I always
used to try to imagine
what you were like.
My "real dad."
(WILSON CHUCKLES)
Well, I hope you're not
too disappointed.
Nah.
You're cool.
(PIPPI GROANS)
They went for a walk.
Oh.
Oh, God.
(GROANING)
Oh.
Thanks.
Aw, Pippi.
I was afraid
I'd never see you again.
Yeah.
I want you to know
that I fully understand
why you didn't
come to Dad's funeral.
And I also know that things were
tougher for you after I left.
(CHUCKLING) Oh?
Yeah?
Maybe they were a little
bit tougher for me?
Yeah.
So, it's good to see
you wanting a family.
That says a lot to me.
And I know that I've said
some negative things
about Wilson in the past, but...
(SIGHS)
(CLICKS TONGUE)
So, what are Claire's
real parents like?
Are they okay?
Amazing.
Mmm.
Super rich.
Mmm-hmm.
Super well-educated.
Yeah, they got
a big house. Like...
way bigger than this place.
That's great.
Mmm-hmm.
And how did Claire's
parents feel about
you and Wilson making
contact like that?
Or was that their idea?
to let her stay here
for the weekend.
Yup.
I mean... (SIGHS)
Do they know about your...
troubles?
They're really cool with me.
Mmm-hmm.
Do Claire's parents even
know where she is, Pippi?
Oh, my God, Polly!
Ugh! Look at you!
You're still just playing
Little Miss Perfect.
Kissing Dad's ass,
staying all quiet
while I spoke up
for the both of us...
and I'm the low-life
scumbag?
I knew I shouldn't
have come back here.
phone this morning.
She told her mom
she was staying at
a beach house
with her friend Hannah.
You're a f***ing c*nt!
(SHRIEKING)
(GRUNTS)
When you're a kid,
you have all this future.
This potential.
But when you get to be my age,
you kind of look at things
in a different way.
You're kind of living
more in the moment.
Things like this lake
and the ducks...
Sh*t like this
becomes so damn huge.
(GRUNTING)
(SCREAMING)
Ow!
F*** you!
Get away from me, Pippi!
Oh, oh, oh!
Stop it! Pippi!
I'm getting f***ing
tired of this bullshit!
No, Pippi! (GROANS)
(SHOUTING)
(FROG CROAKING)
Oh, oh, oh! Look.
Oh. Ooh.
(CROAKING CONTINUES)
You know, they haven't
changed at all
since the time of the dinosaurs.
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, you're so cute.
Ooh, what's your name?
What did the frog
say to the fly?
(LAUGHING)
That's right.
(CHUCKLING)
Big drinkers, though.
Big, huge drinkers.
(INDISTINCT ARGUING)
POLLY:
There he is!Come here.
What?
Get over here.
(STAMMERS) What's going on?
Guys? No, I didn't
do anything!
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