Win It All Page #8

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- Are you kidding me?

- No, I'm not kidding!

I don't care if you give... I don't care

if you're paying me back five times...

- You think I wanna be doing this?

- No!

- Do you think I wanna be doing this?

- Do you know how embarrassing this is?

- Listen to me, Eddie.

- Do you know how much I hate this?

- Yeah... Eddie...

- Just please!

- Eddie...

- Just say yes!

- Say yes here, Ron.

- I'm f***ed.

Say yes here, Ron.

Eddie...

No.

The answer's no.

I'm sorry, Eddie.

You're not getting the money.

That's not the deal.

That's not how this works.

Every year, hundreds...

I mean, hundreds of people

- go missing in national parks.

- [Arthur] They do.

You could, for instance, drive your car

to Rocky Mountain National Park...

that's not that far away...

leave it open,

leave half a cigarette burning,

- and then you disappear and vanish.

- [Arthur] I like that sh*t.

I'll be there to pick you up.

- We take you up to Canada and do whatever.

- Then where do I go?

What do I do

for the rest of my life?

[Berg] That's your choice.

- [Berg] You have a choice.

- Okay, yeah...

- [Berg] Go to Guatemala.

- All right. I...

- [Berg] What do you have here anyways?

- Okay. Enough.

- [Berg] You cut grass.

- Okay, enough, man. Enough.

I don't wanna fake my own f***in' death.

What I'm asking for is ways where I can

come up with this money, man. That's it.

A good friend of mine

made $10,000 in, like, two hours.

- How? How?

- In Vegas. He has some abs.

- We gotta paint some abs on you...

- Shut the... Arthur, shut...

Dude, this is serious.

You get a lot of money.

We buy a big package.

We step out with baby powder

and all that stuff, and we move it.

We are not becoming cocaine dealers, guys.

- [Berg] Do you wanna live or die?

- I wanna...

What's wrong with moving a little yak?

Nothing.

It's all to yuppies down

at the Chicago Stock Exchange anyways.

- Yay, yo!

- Who cares. Those guys are expendable.

We're not f***ing... Don't say, "Yay, yo!"

We're not selling f***in' sneeze. Enough!

I need a real option.

- Go on the offensive.

- [Eddie] Okay.

Break into his place. Be there...

- next time he comes home in the dark...

- Great idea.

- [Eddie] This is the worst idea.

- Three rabbits lined up.

- Killed. Blood all over your face.

- Yeah, you go Crazytown.

Strongly imply

that you're a devil worshipper.

- [Eddie laughs]

- [Berg] I mean, you laugh,

but that's the best idea I've heard.

[Arthur] The best idea we came up with.

[Eddie] If that's the best

that you guys have...

You should make an app.

Those guys make a ton of money.

- Make an app?

- [Berg] That's a saturated business, man.

- [Paul] What?

- [Berg] That's a saturated business.

[Paul] What does saturated mean?

[Berg] It means there's too many people

making apps.

There's too many apps out there.

[Paul] You just gotta make a good one.

Really? [stutters]

How is he gonna make a good app?

The guy knows nothing about technology.

- He mows lawns for a living.

- [Paul] It was a suggestion.

[Paul] All right,

make a lawn mowing app.

- That's a good idea.

- That's not a bad idea.

[Arthur] I like that. That's good.

- I'm f***ed! No, I'm f***ed!

- Okay. Shh...

- Okay, I hear you.

- Sorry I came, but I'm f***ed.

I need you to be quiet.

- I've got... I'm listening.

- Gene.

- You f***ing listen to me.

- I'm listening.

- Listen to me!

- I'm listening.

- I'm f***ing scared.

- I'm listening,

but I need you to be quiet.

I need you to be quiet, okay?

I got f***ing neighbors. I got a kid.

I need you to be quiet, okay?

- I need you to listen to me.

- I'm listening.

- I've done everything you've said.

- But you gotta quiet down.

I'm quiet. I'm quiet.

- Am I quiet?

- You're quiet.

- Relax.

- All right.

I've done everything you f***ing said.

I've done everything my brother said.

- I've done every... Gone to meetings.

- God damn it.

I'm worse off now

than I've ever f***ing been.

And I need a plan B now.

Now, Gene, 'cause I don't have an idea,

and I'm f***ing scared.

Okay. Listen.

Whatever the problem is,

it's not gonna get worse tonight.

It's 2:
30 in the morning.

It's not gonna get worse now.

I need something now.

I can't give you something now, okay?

I cannot... I will give it to you

tomorrow at the meeting.

Tomorrow at the meeting. I promise.

- The meeting.

- Listen. Okay, f*** the meeting.

No, f*** it. Look at me.

F*** the meeting. Call me at 7:00 a.m.,

- and we can start hashing it out then.

- I'll call you now.

You can't call me now,

because I have a child in there.

And I have neighbors.

I cannot bring you in the house.

- All right.

- Okay?

- I just got my sh*t back together.

- All right.

- I've got my sh*t together. Shh...

- Hey. All right.

- Okay? But listen.

- All good.

- Listen.

- All good.

Just hang in there until the meeting,

- and we're good to go.

- Sorry I came.

I'm good.

We're good.

Hey, Eddie.

- No! No! No! No!

- F***, Eddie! Eddie!

- No!

- Eddie. We gotta cut you off, Eddie.

We gotta cut you off.

- Two weeks, okay?

- No!

- You can't come back for two weeks.

- No!

- We gotta cut you off, Eddie.

- No!

Go home, man. You're drunk.

Eddie. Get out of here, Eddie.

- Eddie, you can't come back for two weeks!

- No!

- [Eddie shushing]

- Okay? Get out of here.

Get out of here, Eddie. You're drunk.

Go home. Eddie.

Go. Go. Go.

- F*** you both very much.

- Get out of here.

- [Eddie] Bye. F*** you!

- Yeah.

[Eva speaking distortedly]

[distortion continues]

What do you think? Eddie?

Eddie.

Eddie, are you listening?

What was I talking about?

Everybody eating dinner.

Yes.

- I'd love it.

- With Emma?

With... yeah. Oh, yeah.

When?

In the weekend.

- This weekend?

- Yeah.

When? Which night?

Sunday.

Okay. What time?

- At dinner. [chuckles softly]

- Give me a time.

- Give me a time.

- 7:
00?

- 7:
00.

- Maybe.

- Okay, I'll be there at, uh...

- Do you care?

Yes, I... Of course I care.

- I've been dying to meet her.

- Okay.

This is great news.

I'm excited, too.

I think it's gonna be great, right?

I think it's perfect.

- Okay.

- I can't wait.

[Gene] The woods allow

that you have that time.

- [man] Yeah, man, it was great.

- [Gene] Yeah.

- [man] Yeah.

- [woman] It was gorgeous.

Well, take care, you guys.

- Good to see ya.

- All right. See you.

- Take care, man.

- Nice to see you.

All right.

Hey, are you hungry?

- Yeah, man.

- All right, let's get out of here.

- All right.

- Let's get a bite to eat.

Okay?

I gotta say, you know,

like, I like having a job.

I like working my way up in that...

in that company.

I... I like having a girlfriend.

I like feeling like an adult.

And not like a degenerate.

And I don't want to gamble.

I don't have the urge.

I don't want to be...

I don't want to be in that world.

And even if I did, man, I can't,

because I can't even go to my casino.

I've been banned.

So I have to make this kind of money

that I don't know

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