Winners and Sinners Page #3

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Yes, I'll leave, then.

Let me say bye to Sis first.

Hey, there's no need

for that. Just go.

No way. Sis was just asking why

everyone's gone just like that.

Let me say goodbye to her

so it looks better.

You're a good sport.

Well, only if you make it

worth my while.

So, what do you have for me?

Okay. $30 for your movie,

a noodle soup and

you can keep the change.

Just make your goodbye short.

Sure.

What's considered short?

I have no idea how you've survived

everyday life, and got this far.

When I signal, just leave.

Okay.

Don't forget.

Sis... Vaseline told us to leave

on our own.

Why?

No idea, he said he's got some

important matters to attend to.

Why don't you go ask him yourself?

It's okay. Let's go, then.

Sure.

Teapot!

I see, just a plot to court me.

Yes, and instead it gave me a chance

to be with you, alone.

Actually, why don't you just

ask me out on a date?

I wouldn't dream of it.

I know where I stand.

You see, aside from being healthy,

smart, kind-hearted,

hard-working, respectful and honest,

I have hardly any other qualities.

Not to mention how most girls

usually only care about looks.

That's very true.

See, that's why. How on earth could

I dream of asking a girl out?

Even if I meet someone like you,

I'm shy and mostly tongue-tied.

Every time a girl looks my way,

my heart pounds, my legs weaken,

and my hands go numb.

And then I'm at a loss

for words, like now.

So you've never asked

a girl out on a date before?

I've never had a date.

I've had a prostitute though.

Oh, no. I was only joking.

So where should we go now?

Why don't we go...

Please! All your babbling

is keeping the fish away.

So you've had this nickname of

Teapot since you were young?

No, back then,

they called me the Little Teapot.

You don't look like a teapot.

Oh, I do.

Just like that folk song.

How does it go? Sing it to me.

I'm a bit embarrassed.

Don't be.

Nobody can see you here.

You promise not to laugh?

Okay. Go ahead.

I'm a teapot, short and stocky

I'm a teapot, short and stocky

This is the elbow, this is the spout,

the elbow, the spout

And the tea is boiling,

time to pour

Teapot, good going!

Teapot, where did you take my sister?

Oh brother...

We just went for a cup of tea.

Then you haven't had

a late night snack yet.

I've treated them all to a round of punch.

I've saved two for you, though.

You bastard!

I'll catch you and smash your...

I've been blessed with

such special friendships

And my buddies

look out for me all the time.

We labour and laugh together

When the going gets tough,

You wish you could just scream

When you're completely exhausted,

you deserve a break,

and a good bout of laughter

Have a good laugh!

Nothing tops being happy

A good laugh can do such wonders

So learn to laugh at will!

It sure drives out all frustrations

and boredom too

And it puts a sparkle in your eyes

So learn to laugh at will

It's as if the five lucky stars

always shine upon you

This is fabulous! It's just pure

joy to be able to laugh at will

Everyone should try to laugh more

Have a laugh!

Where do you want to go next?

Up to you.

A movie, perhaps?

Sounds good.

No scary movies, though.

Then what?

Comedies are fine.

My little friend, it's your turn now.

Maxim is good, Maxim is great,

Maxim's cakes are amazing.

And one more question,

what's the best thing at Maxims?

Any tips?

Okay, I'll give you three choices.

Lard Cake, Sponge Cake or the Baker's Cake.

Lard Cake.

Wrong. I'll give you another try.

Sponge Cake.

Wrong again, one more try.

Lard Cake and Sponge Cake.

Oh, well. Have this.

Three ham and egg sandwiches,

two burgers,

three colas

and one coffee to take away.

And two pork chops on rice,

two orange juices, to stay, please.

What do you want?

Why don't you get us a table?

Okay.

...and 2 fries as well.

Fat boy, I need your

girlfriend for a while.

A robbery is about to happen.

Don't panic.

You'll be safe with me.

Fat boy, sit down

and have your meal.

When I say duck, you duck.

This is for you.

I want the prize money, not the gift.

My little friend, you...

I was little 30 years ago, perhaps.

Now I'm a robber.

Hand over the cash

before I lose my patience.

Don't cry for help.

Just stay calm, seal those lips

and put the cash in the bag.

It'll be over soon.

Now try to compose yourself.

When we've gone,

you can scream all you want.

Hold it right there! Duck!

Let them go, or I'll kill him.

Fat boy, you've some good moves.

Oh, its nothing.

Are you okay?

Oh, I'm fine.

I don't see why you would let those

other four take advantage of you,

considering you can

easily beat them all.

I used to beat up the other kids

when I was young,

and no one wanted to be my friend.

Now I treasure my friendships.

As long as they're my friends,

I cut them some slack.

Robbery!

It's over and now you're screaming?!

Don't you guys move, or I'll shoot

the bullet through all your heads.

Fancy committing a robbery

with a fake gun!

Do you need some help?

Of course.

Not that, call 999.

Okay. Let's go.

Don't move!

Shoot!

One, two, three!

Next time,

I won't even count to three!

What are you laughing at?

Now, don't spoil it.

What are you staring at! Get back!

Go watch your game. Perverts!

What's the point of being invisible

if your clothes give you away, huh?

Make me disappear!

This should be a sure success.

There's an opportunity to shoot...

Just shoot!

Shoot now!

This player is unbelievably bad!

Yeah, he lacks the moves.

Cut an angle shot!

You think they're all as good as

each other? Angle shots!

Come on, go after the ball!

That's no way to win a match.

They're bound to win.

This guy is something else,

he just twists the ball around.

Get over there!

Shoot now! No!

He missed such a good chance.

He was practically waiting for

the ball. You can't play like that.

That's why I love English football.

They're always on the offensive.

What's with this commercial?

Longines.

Don't you know anything?!

This bald guy looks

a bit like Sean Connery.

This team

has no team-play at all!

Number 7 is consistently

in the wrong spot!

Number 8 is so much better.

He strikes well.

This is a really bad way

to play football.

What are you doing?

I didn't do anything.

Even I can play better.

Please let it be a soft hit.

Why did you hit me?

Are you nuts? Ask them!

Did I even touch you at all?

Go fight somewhere else.

Don't ruin the game for me.

Do it once more

and I'll be sure to retaliate.

You know what, I'm sitting over there,

just to be sure.

This one's really going to suck!

What? Blaming me again?

I'm this far from you!

You bastards! You've been

conspiring to trap me.

It's better if she takes it off herself.

How can I do this to Curly?

That is so big!

But something's missing.

When you're not with me,

I think about you a lot.

But now that I'm actually with you,

I love you so!

If only he would hit the streets now!

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