Winners and Sinners Page #4

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He just might.

He's upstairs... oh, no!

My sister!

Come here.

Pass it to the back wing!

Take a long shot! Pass now!

Shoot now!

Go get the door.

I'll get it.

You've got mail.

Can you just take this?

You mean you can see me?

I'd rather not, but

I have pretty good vision,

even when it comes to

very small objects.

You're not kidding with me?!

I should be invisible!

Invisible?! I'd rather you were!

Come on, just take this. Let me go home

and forget what I just saw.

This really hurts my eyes.

What are you guys laughing at?

Exhaust Pipe

thought he was invisible...

He was watching me in the bath and

I also acted as if I couldn't see him.

So, you like my figure?

Remember,

your contact is Caucasian.

You two will both be wearing

roses on your lapels.

Just give him the briefcase

and bring the money back.

You're clear on that?

Yes. I am.

Repeat it back to me, then.

A red-haired foreigner... no...

Rose... er... Rose perfume...

Father, what task did you

just give him?

I've told you before.

When the men discuss business,

women are not welcome.

Back to your room.

No. I don't know what

you've set Chai up to do.

Don't you worry. There's nothing

harder than living off a woman.

Just go back upstairs.

Bill and Paul,

you two go with him.

Chai, let them take the risks.

You be careful.

This is your first job.

Don't disappoint me.

I won't.

Hey, your trousers!

Police here...

Stop the car or I'll shoot.

I mean it!

Stop the car, stop it!

No.

Lucky enough.

Your driving sucks!

Oh, what a big accident!

I'm doomed.

Chai, are you okay?

Fine. Father-in-law, I tried my best.

Big Brother, the goods were taken by

the Five Star Cleaning Company.

Okay. Get the boys and hunt that

cleaning company down.

Yes.

You're only good in the bedroom, that's

about it. Now get out of here!

Yes.

Get me Mr. Chan, our butler.

You're to stay

in your room at all times!

Father, you can be nicer.

Chan, this is the list for the invites.

Yes, sir.

Hey, get the gear and come in.

Sure.

Now that the instructions are clear,

I'm not going to repeat myself.

Who's in charge here?

That would be me. My name is...

Please pay attention.

First of all,

please bring only what you need.

Everything else, get it out of here.

Understand?

These stairs

lead to the second floor.

No kidding!

The weather is really nice...

He was only talking to me.

The second floor is off limits.

And, the toilet is over there. You can

clean it but you can't use it.

Fancy a cigarette?

Yes, thank you.

Thanks.

Another rule. If you want to have

a cigarette, you must not light it.

Our master hates cigarette ash.

Do you shed a lot of hair?

Not that much lately.

Then put a cap on or something.

It's not very hygienic

to have loose hairs everywhere.

Also, as I've pointed out

in the contract,

you will only be paid when the job

is performed to my satisfaction.

Of course.

Good. Then you can get started.

All right, now that we're done with

his nonsense, let's clean this up.

Faster, faster.

Chase him.

Chase him.

Chase him, go on.

PC 7086 salutes you, sir.

Sir...

Yes, sir.

You were really

brave this morning!

Thank you, sir.

Do you have any idea

how many cars were damaged?

I didn't have time to count, sir.

It totals to more than 50 vehicles!

Thank you, sir.

Why are you thanking me?

No thanks, sir.

And do you know what happened to

the two guys you arrested?

They broke out from jail?

I'd rather they did!

They're out on bail for $500 each.

You have no witnesses, no evidence.

What am I supposed to charge them with?

What? Speed racing with a cop?!

Every case you're on

incurs big expenses.

I'm still trying to figure out

where to post you next.

You should be posted

somewhere far away!

Sir, I was merely performing my duty.

Duty, my eye!

Take your filthy hands off that bowl.

Hey, where are my two turtles?

Stop!

Sir, good thing I noticed.

If you kill my Rosey, I'll have you

stand guard at the reservoir.

Albert! It was only

a pencil sharpener.

Sir, how many pencil sharpeners

do you have?

Only 1!

Albert!

Oh! Sir, now I'll have to

guard the reservoir.

The reservoir?! You are back

on uniformed patrol!

Rain or shine.

Hey, you're running a red light!

Really? Did I?

You just ran a red light.

Sir, please give me a chance.

Okay, let me see your licence.

Oh, I know him.

Hey, let me.

Sir.

It's you again, fat boy.

Yeah. Good to see you. It really pays

to have friends in the right places.

Not really. I don't let my friendships

infringe on my job duties.

Tell your friend to drive

more carefully the next time.

Sir...

It's part of the job, I can't help it.

Let him ticket us. That's just about

all the cops are good for anyway.

You don't see them being so

prolific with the criminals!

I ended up here because I was

really on top of the criminals.

How frustrating.

Just relax, I'll think of something.

Clean up.

Didn't you say

we should think of something?

Yes, but you need brains.

Do you have any?

Yes.

Yes? Okay, then.

Can you name "the five crops"?

Wheat... barley? And... grains.

Rice, maize, wheat...

Yeah, you eat grains, right?

Well, it just slipped my mind.

That means you don't know. Now,

since you can't name the five crops,

you'd better get on all fours

and do some work.

Oh, sure.

Then be sure to clean up this mess.

Okay.

What are the five crops anyway?

If I knew I wouldn't have to ask.

How can I not know the 5 crops?!

Corn, wheat...

I'm really depressed these days.

In the past, I had people

cleaning up after me.

Now I'm a cleaner. And I have to take

this abuse from our customers.

Well, it's not like we're being pushed

around. That butler is just picky.

That's the norm with the rich

when they throw their fancy parties.

Well, you see, if he had invited me...

Would you have gone?

Of course.

You wish! They only invite

the good and the great.

What, you need to show your

bank account at the door?

He's right, we can look rich as well.

You might be able to act it.

I am it. Successful, established.

In that case, we should gatecrash.

Oh, no.

Why not? Didn't you say you know

a lot of society figures?

We might be able to land

some more clients there.

That's right!

I'll probably run into old friends.

Ah, I see...

Teapot!

Coming!

I remember now. It's rice, barley,

potato, wheat and maize.

Now you know.

Let's go.

Where?

To hire some clothes for you.

For what?

For a party.

Where are our props?

Is this going to work?

I can work anything!

Give me a light.

You go first.

Okay.

This way, please.

Hi, how are you?

Hope you're doing well.

Those cigars are something else.

Do you know them?

No, not at all.

More guests.

Please put it out.

Don't be overwhelmed.

You haven't seen anything yet.

I know a lot of people here.

But we're not so sure

they know you at all.

Look, isn't that Chan Chiu?

How are you?

Welcome, Mr. Wong.

Isn't he acting like he's the host?

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