Wochenend im Paradies Page #4

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a bustling business

I'll go over to the hotel now

and you'll make careful observations around here

yessir, I'll be most attentive

# when you dance your sweet little tango

# think of me

# and even if you dance it with another man

# think of me

Hey!

you here?

smart isn't it?

please close shop again

do you know who I'm with?

with your superior

Herr von Giersdorf

really?

and do you know

who he takes me for?

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even your wife will occasionally make a "wrong bounce"

my wife has never made a wrong bounce

in her life

you, I have a grand idea

you just keep on being my wife

look who's here

ah, dear colleague

what a splendid sample of human species you are

dear colleague

protect me, Emmerich

dear colleague, I am at your disposition

so you want a duel?

no way!

with a target like this

no my dear,

I'd rather let the lady take a shot

Dittchen, beloved husband,

you're shirking?

allow me, Executive Councilor

to explain the matter

in private

as you wish

Madame, I'm happy to find you alone at last

still solo?

you or no one

what if my husband came along now

we womanizers

aren't afraid of husbands

well, I gave him a good dressing-down

I'm really out of luck today

the cockatoo!

I've been looking for you

I heard today

that you slapped me last night

- but gentlemen...

- an eye for an eye

a slap for a slap

- what do you want of me

- you've slapped my face

- I have slapped your face?

- don't you know who I am?

- how dare you slap my face

- excuse me

but you're still wearing your gym shoes

- that's none of your

- just a small fat gentleman...

- do you imagine that I...

- no idea what you mean...

I must ask you stand still

- don't run away, for the last time

- I won't think of it

- that's none of your business

- get down from there

why don't you get up

please get down

please, you get up here

you get down

why should I get down,

I'm as near to you as you to me

I'm telling you to get down

be my guest

I don't want to be your guest,

you've been so impertinent as to

- with that lady

- all right, I abdicate

I'll get you yet

he who rises high

makes a deep fall

silly boys, I'll call for the police

the Executive Councilor!

the entire Ministry

the lady and the gentleman

won't be back from the beach for an hour

meanwhile, you can change in here

thank you

I'll give you my clothes presently,

have them ironed

but wait here,

you see, I'm all wet

sir

this is my little wicker chair

here you are

please have them ironed

I'll wait, 10 minutes

have you taken a room here?

no way

by the way, let me give you

a piece of advice

since you're a married woman

get lost at once

I'm here on official duty

got it?

I see, trouble brewing

got it. I'm getting lost

may I come in, Madame?

the Ministerial Councilor

what a pleasant surprise

to see you here

I suppose you're here

with Madame your wife

no way! not ten horses

could drag my wife to such a locality

I beg your pardon, I've reserved

the cozy corner table for your supper

all right, all right

allow me, Herr Dittchen

what's your name in here?

Dittchen?

well, you see, one can't very well...

at this place... under one's real name

so you borrowed mine?

indeed

that's great

then give my love to "Frau Dittchen"

this is strong stuff

what are you doing here?

- I'm getting away from here right now

- Me too

come in

allow me, my luggage...

go ahead, Emmerich

how unfortunate that you're a relative

of that Dittchen, of all people

because he's just arrived

Good Heavens!

what's the matter?

but he's my husband

Golly!

the entire Ministry

well, they'll be surprised

at the initiative I'll be unfolding now

# the most beautiful thing of the week

is the weekend

# the weekend, the weekend

- help!

- excuse me, but the innkeeper...

the insolence!

you lecher

I'm not a lecher,

you're mistaking me...

you! it's time you felt

another man's fist in your face

one moment, let me explain

the innkeeper told me I could...

- I'll kick you out

- I forbid you to use that tone with me

I'm Executive Councilor Dittchen

even if you were the Chinese Emperor

- one moment

- I'll kick you...

I can't stand that,

I'm vertiginous

- out!

- ouch! never in my life...

look Paul, the Haubenschildt

everybody naked!

the Executive Councilor?

Madame, as you can see,

I'm investigating on location

what a sink of iniquity!

a pretty state of affairs around here

I'll enter everything into my report

I'll expose the whole business

I'll get the Constable now

what an efficient civil servant

look, the Haubenschildt

I know how to handle her

go up to her

well, pretty lady

all alone?

don't you want to have some nice company too?

don't misunderstand me

I've already given satisfaction to several ladies

no thank you

but I'd like a room

where I can freshen up

we don't have any rooms left

but there's a small chamber,

if you care to have a look

yes please

this way

I'm deeply distressed, Madame

my husband won't understand this at all

I'd be happy if I could pull a trick

on that old she-goat, the Haubenschildt

you think she's spying?

you can bet on it

when does the next train leave?

the gentleman wants to leave already?

but the air here is just splendid, splendid

go away!

one reads all those big advertisements, one

wants to have a bit of fun, one comes here and...

I think I have just what you're looking for

really? a single lady?

yessir

young?

well she's no longer a teenager

excellent, you know, I'm more into riper women

ripe? that she certainly is

you can say this aloud

marvelous, excellent

I don't like women

who throw themselves at you straight away

she must show a bit of resistance

this lady will show resistance

if you please

I'll phone my parents now

occupied

for half an hour

the phone's occupied

that's a pretty state of affairs

a pretty state of affairs indeed,

isn't it so, Innkeeper?

what do you want?

are you a guest?

you snoop

I? a guest?

in such a dump?

get out, or I'll wring your neck

miserable dwarf

Executive Councilor, protect me

are you the innkeeper?

- all extras included

- I'm Executive Councilor Dittchen

the state of affairs in your hotel

demands for an administrative interference

Criminal Investigators are already

on the premises

why? they haven't booked a room

I'll now call the gendarmerie

yessir,

the eye of the law is watchful

out!

on duty

you sleuth

help!

a fine house

Criminal investigation force

help!

follow me

help!

this is my most beautiful day

help!

help!

open up!

air!

air! air!

a brute

has attacked me

Executive Councilor

where is the guy?

the cockatoo!

you'll pay for this,

attacking decent women

come on,

we'll inspect all the rooms

that's just what we need,

on top of it

what a civil servant!

- who stays here?

- Herr Schulze

let's proceed

don't tremble like a pudding

my husband won't be here

who stays here?

Herr von Hannomack and wife

what is this?

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