Wonderwoman 1984 Page #2
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(Santa speaking Mandarin)
(grunts)
(bird chirping)
-What?
-(gasps) Jesus.
-Where'd you come from?
-Well, what are you looking at?
Look, look.
There. You see it?
-KATE:
Oh. -Just abovethe lip of the roof there.
a bird like that in town.
-Blimey.
-(bird screeches)
(groans) Damn it.
Here. Uh, I think
it just pooed in your eye.
Yeah, I think so.
-SANTA:
Goodbye, my people.-KATE:
Sorry. Ow.-(Santa speaks Mandarin)
-Ow.
-Where have you been?
-(groans)
A shitting bird
just shat in my eye.
-Oh. Is there a bird in here?
-No.
Some bloke was outside the shop
playing silly buggers.
Well, maybe you can focus
your attention
the shop. -(phone ringing)
I know. Oh! My phone.
Sorry. Sorry.
I'm sorry, Santa.
Yeah, Jenna!
Yes! Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so...
I'll be with you around 8:00.
-Okay. You are number one.
-Get off the phone now!
Okay, I got to go. Bye.
Yeah, I'm just gonna get
the sh*t out my eye.
-I'll be right...
-Time to sparkle!
♪ Just hear those
♪ Ring-ting-tingling, too... ♪
There you are, sir. Enjoy your
Merry Christmas to you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Take care.
(ringtone playing):
♪ She drives me crazy, she... ♪
SANTA:
Your mother again?
-I curse the day I was born.
-Me, too.
Ha! Funny, no. I installed
everything on her phone
from Snapchat to Instagram.
All it means is that
I can disappoint her
in more ways than ever.
Mothers are hell.
Oh, yeah.
KATE:
Mm.
Hello.
-Leave him to me.
-Oh!
You'll just flirt with him, and
he'll forget to buy anything.
-Hi.
-How can I help you?
Wouldn't mind finding him
in my stocking.
-Hi.
-(yells) Hi. Hi.
I came in to check on your eye.
It's fine.
-It's good luck, you know.
-What is?
Getting pooed on by a bird.
-Bollocks is it.
-No, seriously.
So I thought I'd see
if you fancied
-Oh, that's my luck?
-Going for a stroll with you?
-Might be.
Look, did you find me
on Swiper?
-Swiper?
-Yeah.
Oh. So not.
Look, to be honest,
you're not really my type.
To be honest,
you're not really mine.
(opens drawer)
Well, maybe we should
just leave it, then.
I do like a challenge, though.
-You considered BASE jumping?
-(closes drawer)
-Japanese blowfish?
-No, I have,
but right now I'm considering
Well, consider away,
because it's a no.
Is there anything
to, say, persuade you?
-No.
-Any reason in particular?
Because you're weird, this is
weird, and I don't know you.
So, please, could you
just leave, okay? Just get...
-Shoo. Just go. Just go.
-Hold on. This is weird?
Let's just...
Yeah, you're weird.
-You're strange. I don't
really... -Weirder than Grabber
-or Swiper or whatever
it's called? -Yeah.
(sighs) Oh, just...
Weirder than total strangers
deciding on
one Photoshopped image
whether or not to engage
in immediate foreplay?
I'm busy.
You're weird. Goodbye.
(register beeping)
Can...
Um... do you need any...
-(drawer closes)
-(register beeps)
Good evening.
Good eve... (gasps)
Can I help you?
I think so.
Go on, then.
What is it
you were looking for?
Um...
This.
That is very nice.
It's Mr. Claus, I believe.
Yes.
Upon his vehicle.
-Yes.
-Do you have something...
dissimilar?
Yes.
We have many...
dissimilar items.
Uh, for instance,
this Christmas gibbon.
(high-pitched voice):
♪ Last Christmas ♪
♪ I gave you my heart ♪
-(gibbon screeches)
-(button clicks)
-(screeches)
-♪ This year ♪
♪ To save me from tears... ♪
It is amusing.
I think so, too.
-♪ Special, special,
special... ♪ -(screeches)
(music stops)
I'll come back for it.
Yes.
-Yes.
-(sets figure on counter)
SANTA (hushed):
Yes.
Wow.
That was like watching
a short Scandinavian film.
Are you all right?
-Yes, I'm fine.
-(sets gibbon on counter)
Wait. Hang on.
Did you... like him?
You're so mysterious,
I can't tell.
Of course not.
Oh, my God, you did like him.
(gasps)
I don't know anything
about him.
And you're fantasizing, elf,
because all you seem to
think about these days is sex.
Ooh.
-Oh, my God, he's coming back.
-Where?!
Got you.
I knew you liked him.
Well, now I know.
You like your men tall,
shy and translucent,
like a squid but with bones
and less legs.
Shut up, lock up,
and good night.
-Mm-hmm.
-(cell phone chimes)
(gasps, exclaims
in Serbo-Croatian)
(grunts)
Arse, head and hole!
("Fantasy" by George Michael
playing)
-(kazoo buzzing)
-(Kate muttering)
Piss off, Klaus!
Sorry! Late for an audition.
♪ The next you tell me
you don't ♪
-(horn honking)
-♪ One day you say you will ♪
♪ And the next
you tell me you won't... ♪
-(horn honks, tires squeal)
-Sorry!
Bugger.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Please wait, please wait,
please wait!
He was... he was very good.
Not for me.
-Charming.
-Jarring.
DIRECTOR:
I would put himin "maybe plus."
CASTING DIRECTOR:
"Maybe plus."
Hi.
-Hi. Sorry.
-Hi. Oh.
-So sorry. I'm late.
-CASTING DIRECTOR: Sorry.
-The auditions are closed now.
-Right, yes.
I was on the list.
No, my name's Kate Andrich.
Yeah, there was just a terrible
accident on the way here.
Was, uh, Santa involved?
Well, yeah.
She was, actually, yeah.
"She"? Oh, is this like a
"God being a woman now" thing?
Oh, no, no, no.
These are just my work clothes.
-Where do you work?
Elf and safety?
Uh... (laughs)
Not exactly.
-Uh, I'm so sorry.
-CASTING DIRECTOR: Sorry.
-You're gonna have to come back
next time. -It's too late.
DIRECTOR:
Well, you know what?Let her go.
I... Who knows? She might be
the next Streisand.
-We don't know.
-(producer sighs)
Plus, I've never seen an elf
audition before.
(laughs)
Um, yeah. Take it away,
you weird little
North Pole-ian.
It's Kate. Uh, wh-where
can I plug in my music?
The sound engineer's gone home.
-Great.
-A cappella.
The penalty for lateness.
Yeah, I can do that. Okay.
Sure.
Okay.
(clears throat)
♪ Raindrops on roses
tied up with string ♪
♪ These are a few
-Stop! Stop.
-♪ When the dog bites... ♪
(chuckles softly)
-You've got the part.
-(stammers)
Oh, uh, sorry.
No, no, no, it was, uh...
-it was sh*t.
-(director chuckles)
-(clears throat)
-("Jingle Bell Rock" playing)
(sighing):
Oh, for God's sake.
Whoa! (gasps)
-You again?
-What do you mean, "again"?
Did you follow me here?
No, I made a delivery here.
-Yeah?
Yes, relentlessly.
These are dark times.
-So, having not
followed you here... -Mm-hmm.
...and having made my delivery,
by chance, here we are.
"Here we are"?
Well, for instance, we could go
for a walk together.
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