Wonderwoman 1984 Page #3
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Why do you keep trying
to take me for a walk?
-I'm not a dog. -Well,
you are wearing a collar.
Oh, LOL. You know what?
I'm just not in the mood
for a walk.
Why?
Well, fine. Okay.
I was just incredibly bad
at what I do
in front of people
who could've given me a job.
I thought you had a job.
Yes, but it's not
what I "do" do.
I'm not a career elf.
Oh. What do you do?
(grunts rhythmically)
Sing.
Wow. That's pretty amazing.
I just can't seem to...
at the moment.
Anyway, boring, boring, boring,
la, la, la, la.
I'm not bored.
Actually, who are you?
I'm Tom.
Kate.
Why are you so flexible?
Why are you dressed
like an elf?
You know why.
And you know what?
I have had my fill
of utterly hilarious elf jokes
for one night.
Cover me.
-Here?
-Here.
You are now my cupboard door.
-(grunting)
-(Tom sighs)
-So, you do this often?
-Only when I have to.
-TOM:
Uh...-KATE:
Okay...-(man whistles)
-(man hooting)
KATE:
Oh, piss off.
Nice covering.
I'm-I'm trying my best here.
(Kate whistles)
Ooh. Thanks.
TOM (sighs):
Okay.
Okay. Oh, no. Hang on.
(bells jingling)
-Where are we going?
-This way. Come on.
(grunts)
Oh...
(Tom sighs)
-Look at that.
-Oh.
You never seen
this alleyway before?
-Nope. -This is
the narrowest alley in London.
My mate Hendo, he calls it
"Fat Man's Squeeze."
-It's pretty cool, though,
isn't it? -Sure. Why not?
I like hidden places.
Has anyone ever told you
there's something
slightly serial killer-y
about you?
No. Come to think of it,
no one's ever
-said that to me before.
-Ah.
TOM:
Never more than once, anyway.
Why are you always
dancing about?
Look up.
Oh, wow.
-Are they mice?
-Yeah, I think so.
There must be a story
attached to them.
I'll have to find out one day.
-Yeah. I mean, it's very...
-Come on.
(laughing):
You are so strange.
-You're so weird.
-Keep looking up.
-Oh! Ow.
-(thud, objects clatter)
-You okay?
-(groans) No!
Just my luck, I face-plant
into a pile of rubbish
because I wasn't looking
where I was going
Well, you're not
used to looking up.
Or smelling like a bin.
-Seen this?
-Seen what?
-KATE (laughing): Oh, my God.
-TOM:
Yeah.I've walked down this street
so many times.
I've never seen that before.
Like I say. Follow me.
(quietly):
Ooh.
(bell tolling)
(Kate chuckles quietly)
KATE:
This is cool.
Welcome to my secret
little garden.
KATE:
I had no idea this existed.
TOM:
Not many people do.
(Kate sighs)
Oh. Have a look over there.
-It's Gideon.
-KATE:
Yes.TOM:
He's recently divorced.
-Oh.
-He owes £748 in child support.
How do you know?
I heard him have a very loud
phone conversation
right behind that shrub.
KATE:
Well, he probably thoughtno one could hear him.
-Oh, and that's Geoff,
a Mafia don. -Really?
-(laughs)
He's also a vegan,
so very conflicted.
Who's she?
TOM:
That's Ursula.
She lives in the flats
around the back.
She runs a brothel
down in Bethnal Green.
Now, some of the girls,
they used to come, take a seat,
just have a chat,
and then go back to work.
KATE:
Do you thinkshe was giving them tips?
TOM:
No.
More like a bit of support.
I want to talk to her.
No, you can't do that.
No, no, no, no, no.
Everyone keeps
everyone's secrets around here.
It's like an unspoken rule.
Well, you just told me
Gideon's.
Fair point.
You're one of us now.
(both sigh)
So, when's your next audition?
Saturday.
-It's for Frozen.
-What's that?
You... (laughs)
You really don't know?
-No, really.
-Okay. It's a film...
about two sisters
who used to get on really well,
and then don't
because one of them
has a problem with ice.
And the production is...
on ice!
Huh. So, you can skate
as well as sing?
-No.
-You can't skate?
Never tried it.
I'm gonna wing it.
It'll be cool.
I really enjoyed
our walk today.
Ditto.
Would you like to...
repeat the experience?
Would you like
to give me your number?
I don't have a phone.
What? (stammers)
(laughing):
Oh, my God,I was just beginning to think
you're not as weird
as you look. Uh...
Before you throw me in the bin
with the rest
of your battered conquests,
it's...
not completely true.
I do have a phone.
-It's just locked
in a cupboard. -Why?
Well, I got so tired
of staring at my hand all day.
I mean, you should try it.
That's like saying
you should try death.
-(ringtone playing)
-wants to get hold of you.
-Yeah, no, I know.
Someone really isn't
gonna get the chance.
-♪ She drives me crazy... ♪
-(clears throat) No.
Ditch that.
All of your stresses
will just melt away.
Oh, but I just like stress.
-(horn honks)
-DRIVER:
Oi.You getting on?
-Yeah.
-Your chariot awaits.
Indeed.
-(grunts)
-I'll see you at the store.
-Okay.
-And don't forget-- look up.
Oh, for God's sake,
shut up, will you?
(chuckles quietly)
(sighs softly)
-(sighing, chuckling): Hi. Hey.
-Hi. Thank you so much.
-Thank you so much. Thank you
so much. -It's okay. It's okay.
And your suite, madame.
-(Kate chuckling)
-Ta-da!
JENNA:
You called, uh,just before we got the crib up,
-so there was still room. Yeah.
-Yeah.
This is gonna be so good
for my sex life. (chuckles)
(both laughing)
(music playing quietly)
KATE:
Mm...
Hey, Ruf.
-Hey, Kate.
-Thanks for this.
-Holding up?
-Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Fine. Totally fine.
-How's it all been?
-♪ She drives me crazy... ♪
-(groans)
JENNA:
Reentry and all that.How's Santa?
Oh, you know, fine.
Her usual, curt, Asian self.
decided to move on.
No, no. (grunts)
What, with something
that started as a Saturday job?
(Serbian accent): And, um,
uh, what about your folks
and mad Marta?
-With her law firm
and her briefcase. -Ah.
(Serbian accent): I stay out
of contact with the crazies.
(normal accent):
Um, you know,
just to give myself
a bit of space.
Are the doctors
keeping in touch?
-How about being pregnant? Huh?
-(sighs)
For crying out loud,
how's that?
JENNA:
It is a totalconspiracy, is what it is.
-Yeah? -Yeah, they lie
to you about pregnancy.
You know the whole glowing,
mother-to-be image
you see in the ads?
-Yeah.
-It's just bollocks.
You know, genuine bollocks.
It's just
a nine-month-long trauma
-spent piddling into cups...
-(sighs) Of course it is.
...being poked up the vag
by strangers with cold hands,
and, you know, if men
had to do this sh*t,
we would have
contraceptive beer.
You know, actually,
if men had to do it,
the human race
would just die out.
-Sh...
-No, Ruf.
I know you know all this,
and I know you're fed up
with feminism
in general, but...
I'm not fed up with feminism.
No, I mean,
she's not listening.
(snoring softly)
That's not right.
This is a fish knife.
I'm trying to cut a passion
fruit with a fish knife.
If anyone can do it, you can.
It's your fault.
You did this.
♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪
Wake Me Up Bef
like a yo-yo ♪
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