Wristcutters: A Love Story Page #3
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- 2006
- 88 min
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you have as much chance
at finding your folks in white
as Zia has to find his dead princess.
You don't know that.
No, you don't. I bet he'll find her.
Yeah. Besides, I got a hunch
she's not that far away.
Wherever she is,
I bet she found someone by now.
Probably some black guy
who hanged himself by his dick.
It wouldn't matter, Eugene.
You know, I was thinking.
Yeah?
If you were to ever cheat on me...
make sure you do it
with somebody who's really pretty.
What are you-
What are you talking about?
Why do you say that?
I know, baby.
Hey, Eugene, do you mind if I drive?
I'll get us there in half the time.
Get us where?
Over there.
Oh, there.
All right, then.
I'm not sitting in the back.
Why not?
'Cause everybody knows
guy in the back seat doesn't have a cock.
- What?
- That's a fact.
If the guy in the back seat
had a cock,
he wouldn't be back there
in the first place.
Well, l- I mean, I got a cock, man.
So how can- I'm not-
Mik, do you have a cock?
Yeah, I have a cock.
A big fat one.
I'm looking for the people in charge
because I'm here by mistake.
I'm not supposed to be here.
I've been looking for a while.
I'm looking for a girl named Desiree.
Short blonde hair,
about this tall.
I'm not sure what you're
trying to accomplish is completely legal.
- Well, that's very-
- Can I see some l. D.?
We're looking for the people in charge
of this place
because I've only been
here a couple weeks
and I got here by mistake.
Did I show you-
Thanks, "Ociffer, " but we...
The people in charge.
- Nyet, Mom.
- P.I. C.
About this tall.
Her name's Desiree. She's really pretty.
When there's a trap
Set up for you
And so
The only way to go
Is
Through the roof
Through the roof
Underground
Through the roof
Underground
And as we crossing border after border
We realize the differences now
It's underdogs who
And if you want it, too
You'll always have to make your own fun
Hey, man, you need
to wipe these off for me.
# The local cultures
# The product growers
Man, are you doing that
intentionally to hurt me?
No. No. It's- It's not my fault.
I just wanted you to clean those off.
- I know. I was cleaning.
- That's a hole. I told you.
You want to see if my hat
drops down the hole?
No, I'm not gonna
drop your hat in the hole!
Guys, guys, guys, guys!
Here's my tobacco.
See if that goes down.
Guys, guys, please stop bickering.
Please?
Eugene, there's a diner right there.
Will you stop?
Good. Perf- Perfect timing.
And you, don't touch my stuff no more.
- You handed me the shades, man.
- Don't touch my stuff no more.
Yes, Mama.
Didn't he already talk
to his mom this morning?
Yeah, but, supposedly,
that's, uh, normal in Russia.
I don't think that's normal anywhere.
Yeah, I know.
I'm gonna go get some smokes.
Do you want anything?
Next time you grab my ass,
I'm going to tell your mom, a**hole, okay?
Okay?
All I'm saying is neither of us
have scored with her, you know?
I don't know about that.
The other night, uh, she said
she thought you were cute.
Cute?
That's what they say about a puppy.
The only thing worse
is "good friend" or "nice person. "
" I'll leech off you as long as I can,
but don't even think
about getting into my pants. "
Yeah, well, you might be right about that.
Of course I'm right.
I say we get rid of her while we still can.
I mean, look.
Look at what we're losing out on
because of her.
Yeah, I don't know.
The whole "people in charge" thing
is a little weird.
See? That's what I'm talking about.
Shoot.
Look, f*** her, man.
Okay? That's what I'm talking about.
She's eavesdropping
on her friends now.
Where'd you get those shades?
What shades?
Mikal bought us shades, man.
Sweet of her.
But it is good to be on our own, you know?
Eugene, you know, I love you, man,
but you can be an a**hole.
What do you care?
We're looking for lrene, right?
Yeah, we're looking for lrene.
All right. Then let's look for lrene.
Okay, just calm down.
If you just comply,
everything's gonna be just fine.
On what charges?
Breaking that sign is
a clear case of vandalism.
That's absolutely retarded.
- You're handcuffing me, too?
- Y es.
Are you serious?
Y es, I'm placing you under arrest.
Hands behind your back.
I was just trying to make this place
a little bit less depressing.
What's the big deal with that?
This is so dramatic.
You don't even need to be doing this.
- No. Wait, Officer.
- What the hell is your problem?
That's my sister. What's going on?
Your sister?
Yeah, yeah. What's going on?
I'm afraid your sister's been arrested.
Arrested?
Wait. Can I talk to you for a minute?
What have you got to say?
I- I mean, she's only
been here a few mo-
- You know, how long you been here?
- Some time.
First of all, she just got here.
Well, you remember what it's like
those first couple months, right?
I mean, the no-smiling thing's
really getting to her.
Nobody's got any good humor
or anything like that.
Well, I can turn
my head away this once.
Yeah?
Ma'am, you better watch your behavior.
You bet, Officer.
You didn't have to do that.
Thank you.
What are you- You gonna-
Can we still give you a ride?
No, thanks. I think I'm headed
the other way.
Listen, l-
I'm sorry about all that back there.
It's-
We didn't mean that.
It's just Eugene's venting.
That's okay.
Doesn't matter.
I just want to-
We don't-
We don't mean that.
You know what?
for me to get a ride
with you standing there, so-
Yeah. Probably right.
I hope you find what you're looking for.
Thank you.
I really do.
- Where were you, man?
- Guess who I just saw.
Who?
Mikal. She's right back there.
What the f*** was that?
Oh, man. You didn't
take out the nozzle?
You deal with this guy. I'm not into it.
What?
I'm sorry again.
Oh, it happens all the time.
- Really?
- It happens. See?
All these are already filled out.
Right here.
What's this here about, uh,
"What were you thinking
when the incident occurred?"
Exactly that.
Here I am again, buried in debt.
If pulling the trigger
didn't solve my problems,
what the hell will?
I was wondering if l
was too drunk to drive.
But the problem with you
is that you don't think it's f***ed up
- to talk sh*t about me when I'm not there.
- I was kidding.
You were kidding?
You didn't know I was listening.
No, I didn't.
That's eavesdropping.
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Whatever.
- Look, I found-
- Calm down, man.
- Look at this.
- Calm down. Relax.
It's her phone number. It's Desiree.
It's her phone number, her address,
everything. Look at that.
I spaced out because the man at pump 3
looked just like my ex-boyfriend.
Where is he?
He feels so close.
I knew she was close, man.
I told you, man. I felt it.
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