X-Rated: The Greatest Adult Movies of All Time Page #8

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AND I'M LOOKING AROUND THE

WAREHOUSE AND THINKING, "MAN,

YOU KNOW, I'M WORKING IN THIS

WAREHOUSE AND, YOU KNOW, I'M A

NEVER TOOK THE TIME TO TAKE CARE

OF ALL THESE PALLETS THAT LAY

HERE ALL OVER, BROKEN."

"AH, I'LL NEVER FALL ON THAT."

IN THE DUMPSTER,

WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT?

PALLET, RIGHT, RIGHT?

A PALLET AND BROKEN GLASS.

JEWEL DE'NYLE WAS THE

CONTRACT GIRL, AND SHE ACTUALLY

QUIT, UH, FIVE DAYS BEFORE

WE FINISHED SHOOTING.

SHE STORMED OFF THE SET.

IT'S ACTUALLY ON THE

BEHIND-THE-SCENES.

FORTUNATELY, I HAD SHOT THE END

ALREADY.

IT BROKE A LOT OF RULES

WHEN IT CAME OUT.

IT UPSET SOME PEOPLE,

IT EXCITED A LOT OF PEOPLE, I MADE A LOT OF MONEY, YOU KNOW?

IT WAS-- IT WAS ONE OF

THOSE GREAT EXPERIENCES THA I WAS NEVER ABLE TO DUPLICATE,

EVEN WITH BIGGER BUDGETS, BIGGER

CREWS, NEWER EQUIPMENT,

EVERYTHING.

I WAS NEVER ABLE TO CAPTURE

THE MAGIC THAT WENT INTO

YOU TRIED TO GET MY

ATTENTION.

YES.

WELL, YOU DID.

I WAS VERY IMPRESSED

BY YOUR DVD.

ANYTHING ELSE IMPRESS YOU

I THOUGHT I HAD A GOOD MOVIE

BECAUSE, UH, THE SCRIPT WAS THE

BEST SCRIPT THAT I THOUGHT I HAD

EVER COME UP WITH IN TERMS OF

INTERESTING IDEAS.

IT TOOK A LONG TIME TO WRITE IT.

(SHRIEKING)

TO BE DIRECTED BY JOHN,

ESPECIALLY FOR THIS MOVIE,

WAS SO SPECIAL FOR ME

I WAS A BIG FAN OF ALL

THE "BUTTMAN" SERIES.

I WAS A BIG FAN OF JOHN, SO I WAS LIKE BEING IN A DREAM.

I HAD A GOOD MEETING WITH MY

CINEMATOGRAPHER WHO SAID,

"WELL, WHAT'S THE RELATIONSHIP

BETWEEN THOSE TWO GIRLS?"

AND I SAID, "OH.

THEY COULD HAVE A RELATIONSHIP."

THAT'S MORE THAN JUST THE GIRL

IN THE BACK ROOM TRYING TO

SEDUCE ROCCO.

WAS HORRIBLE, LIKE,

ROCCO SPEAKS FRENCH VERY WELL

SO HE WOULD TRANSLATE SOME OF

THE THINGS, BUT THE FUNNIES PART WAS-- WAS THE DIALOGUE

I HAD, I WAS BASICALLY DOING

IT-- DOING IT-- PHONETICALLY.

I TOLD YOU THEY ARE STILL

IN THE DARK AGES.

I'M ALREADY NOT A GREAT ACTOR

TO START WITH,

BUT HERE, IT WAS LIKE--

LIKE ROBOTIC ACTING.

I'LL DO THIS THING ABOU THIS LITTLE FASHION COMPANY

'CAUSE I WANNA DO STUFF WITH

FASHION 'CAUSE I LIKE CLOTHES

AND SEXY CLOTHES ON GIRLS.

IT GIVES ME AN EXCUSE, AND I'LL

HAVE THIS LITTLE MOUSEY GIRL

SITTING IN THE CORNER AND

SHE'LL JUST-- SHE'LL REALLY BE

THE BRAINS BEHIND THE OPERATION.

AND WE'LL DO THIS LIKE NORMAL,

LIKE TV SHOW KIND OF THING.

BUT THAT MORPHED INTO A FETISH

FASHION COMPANY AND THE GIRL

SITTING IN THE CORNER WAS

BELLADONNA WHO SENDS THE GUY

SHE'S TRYING TO SEDUCE AN

EXTREME S&M DVD WHERE HE FINDS

THIS STUFF WITH EASTER EGGS

ON THE DVD.

IT MORPHED INTO SOMETHING THA WAS REALLY LIKE A PRIMER

FOR S&M SEX.

WHEREAS, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE

THIS MIDDLE-OF-THE-ROAD THING,

BECAUSE I CAN'T THINK

MIDDLE-OF-THE-ROAD SOMEHOW.

305 ROLLS OF FILM AS I RECALL.

AND MOST OF THOSE WERE THE FOUR

MINUTES, ALTHOUGH, WE DID HAVE

ON TWO DIFFERENT DAYS, WE HAD

THE BIG CAMERA WHICH COULD SHOO 11 MINUTES AT A TIME

WHICH WAS SO GREAT, 11 MINUTES.

I DON'T THINK I'VE DONE MY BES MOVIE YET, THAT'S FOR SURE.

I HOPE TO BE DOING MY NEXT MOVIE

IS GONNA BE MY BEST MOVIE,

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU TODAY?

I'D LIKE A MASSAGE.

WELL, YOU'VE CERTAINLY COME

TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

I MADE THE ORIGINAL

"MASSEUSE" IN ABOUT 1990

OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

AND IT WAS REALLY A DEPARTURE

HELLO, THIS IS JIM.

I THINK IT IS THE BES I FELT SO INCREDIBLY

COMFORTABLE WITH THE SCRIPT,

THE DIRECTNESS, THE

SIMPLICITY, THE TRUTHFULNESS

OF IT.

THERE'S NO BELLS AND WHISTLES.

IT'S JUST A MASSEUSE

AND HER CLIENT TALKING.

YOU KNOW, WHAT DID I CALL IT--

"MY DINNER WITH ANDRE"

OF X-RATED MOVIES.

IF YOU WATCH THE MOVIE

CLOSELY, YOU CAN ALMOST SEE ME,

THE REAL ME,

DISCOVERING MYSELF.

SO THAT'S WHY I LIKE IT SO MUCH.

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

28.

GIRLFRIEND?

CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET?

SURE, I LOVE SECRETS.

I'M A VIRGIN.

I LIKE TO STAB:

AND SEE HOW FAR I CAN GO.

PAUL THOMAS HAS A WAY ABOUT HIM,

AND I THINK I GAINED

A LITTLE BIT OF HIS RESPECT.

HE'S USED TO BEING ABLE TO TELL

PEOPLE POP, POP, POP, POP, POP.

AND I WOULD BE LIKE, "LISTEN,

NO, THIS IS THE WAY THIS SHOULD

BE, AND THIS IS THE WAY

THIS SHOULD BE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?"

SHE BROUGHT A LOT TO

THE TABLE, SHE LISTENED TO ME,

ALWAYS ON TIME-- I'M THE ONE

WHO HAD TO STEP UP MY GAME.

YOU KNOW, WITH JENNA,

NO PARTYING, YOU KNOW?

I'LL SEE YOU LATER,

I PLAYED JUSTINE JONES,

JONES," AND JENNA JAMESON

PLAYED THE DEVIL, WHICH WAS

QUITE INTERESTING BECAUSE I GO THE SCRIPT AND THEN HEARD THA AND MY-- MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS

NOT ONLY DO YOU HAVE TO REMAKE

THIS AMAZING CLASSIC FILM,

"THE DEVIL AND MISS JONES," BU ALSO NOW NEXT TO JENNA JAMESON

AT FIRST IT FEELS LIKE

A NO-WIN SITUATION, YOU KNOW?

WHAT AM I GONNA MAKE

ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU GE "GODFATHER TWO," BUT MOST OF THE

TIME, THE SEQUEL'S JUST AREN' SO GOOD IF THE ORIGINAL'S

I HAD BEEN OUT OF

THE BUSINESS FOR A LONG TIME.

AND PAUL THOMAS CALLED ME ONE

NIGHT AND SAID, "WE'RE GONNA DO

A REMAKE OF 'THE DEVIL

AND I SAID, "WELL, VERY GOOD,

PAUL, CONGRATULATIONS,

GOOD LUCK," AND SO FORTH.

AND HE SAYS, "YOU'RE GONNA

BE IN IT," AND I SAID,

"OH, NO, I'M NOT."

AND HE SAID, "OH, YES, YOU ARE."

HE SAYS, "YOU'RE JUST GONNA DO

A CAMEO, THREE LINES."

I SAID, "I DON'T EVEN WANNA

LEARN THREE LINES."

HE SAYS, "I'LL GIVE YOU

$10,000," I SAID, "OKAY."

WHEN SHE COMES OUT AT THE END

OF THAT MOVIE, YOU GET CHILLS.

ESPECIALLY IF YOU KNOW

WHO SHE IS.

IT REALLY WORKS, AND, UH...

SHE'S JUST DELIGHTFUL.

DO YOU READ, MISS JONES?

ONLY ROMANCE NOVELS,

IT'S MY JOB.

YOU ARE SO PRIVILEGED.

AND YOU FEEL SO SORRY

FOR YOURSELF.

IS ONE OF THE MOS GROUNDBREAKING WOMEN EVER.

OWNING HER SEXUALITY AND NO BACKING DOWN AT THE TIME WHEN

SHE WAS FAME-- UBER FAMOUS.

I HAVE ULTIMATE RESPECT FOR HER,

AND I MADE SURE I TOLD HER THAT.

AND HER ACTING WAS FANTASTIC,

TOO.

IT WAS REALLY COOL TO DO THA BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, AT THE TIME,

WE WERE THREE OF THE BIGGES NAMES IN THE BUSINESS,

AND IT WAS LIKE, "WOW, THIS

WHILE I'M GETTING DP'D,

I SAY THIS MONOLOGUE FROM--

THAT GEORGINA SPELVIN SAID IN

THE ORIGINAL "MISS JONES."

IF YOU TOUCH ME, I'LL COME,

I KNOW I WILL.

TOUCH ME, TOUCH ME, TOUCH ME.

I'LL MAKE YOU COME, TOO.

SO WHEN I DID HOWARD STERN,

HE SAID, "WELL, DID YOU F***

A SNAKE," BECAUSE THAT'S WHA PEOPLE THINK OF THE ORIGINAL

MISS JONES.

THEY DON'T REMEMBER MUCH, BU THEY REMEMBER THE SNAKE SCENE.

AND WHAT THEY ACTUALLY REMEMBER

ABOUT IT, BUT THEY THINK MOSTLY

THAT THERE WAS A SEX SCENE

WITH A SNAKE.

SO I WENT TO VIVID AND I SAID,

"LOOK, WE HAVE TO DO

A SNAKE SCENE."

IT WAS A GOOD TIME

IN EVERYONE'S LIVES.

THEY WERE TIGHT.

VIVID WAS TIGHT.

WE WERE ALL TIGHT AND WORKING--

REALLY WORKING BOTH FOR

"THE DEVIL IN MISS JONES" AND

FOR "MASSEUSE", WORKING AT THE

TOP OF OUR PROFESSIONAL LEVELS

AND OUR PERSONAL LIVES.

WE'RE ALL PRETTY DAMN TOGETHER.

SO IT WAS NOTHING BUT--

NOTHING BUT POSITIVE.

THE 2000s WERE THE DECADE

WHEN PORN GREW UP.

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