X-Rated: The Greatest Adult Movies of All Time Page #9

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BUDGETS, GIGANTIC CASTS,

AND ELABORATE SCRIPTS.

THESE ADULT BLOCKBUSTERS NEEDED

A BETTER FORMAT THAN SIMPLE

VIDEO, AND FILM WAS BECOMING

TOO COSTLY TO JUSTIFY.

COMING WITH ITS OWN SET OF

TECHNICAL ISSUES AND CONCERNS,

THE FAST-GROWING HD FORMA THE FEATURES OF THAT TIME,

WERE PEOPLE SPENDING A LO OF MONEY ON THEM...

YEAH.

WHEN IT WAS NEW, WERE THEY--

YEAH, I MEAN, LIKE,

FIRST FEATURE LEADS WAS FOR

"WICKED."

IT WAS THIS REALLY BIG,

LIKE, MICHAEL RAVEN MOVIE.

I REMEMBER IT HAD, LIKE, THESE

OOZING, LIKE, TENTACLE D*LDOS

AND FOG MACHINE, AND, LIKE,

THESE BIG SETS AND IT WAS THE

FIRST TIME, YOU KNOW, WE SHO OUT IN THE DESERT AND IT WAS,

LIKE, A WIND STORM AND IT WAS

JUST-- IT WAS AWESOME. IT WAS,

LIKE, REALLY FUN TO GO FROM,

LIKE, JUST GETTING, LIKE,

YOU KNOW...

NAILED.

F***-NAILED ON A GONZO SET,

JUST POUNDED, LIKE, "YEAH,

MOTHERF***ER, COME ON, I CAN

TAKE IT," YOU KNOW,

TO, LIKE, CATERING.

(LAUGHING)

YOU KNOW, LIKE, "WOULD YOU LIKE

A SNACK?"

"YES, I WOULD."

THERE'S BREAKFAST ON SET?

SO HOW HAS INTERNET AFFECTED

THE INDUSTRY TODAY?

I THINK IT MAKES THE FANS

ACCESS YOUR FAVORITE STARS AND

HAVE CONVERSATIONS AND GIVE THEM

GIFTS AND, YOU KNOW, JUST TO

TALK TO WHOEVER YOU'RE A FAN OF.

SO THE INTERNET, LITERALLY, THEY

CAN SEE WHO'S SHOOTING WHEN,

THAT DAY, THEY KNOW WHEN IT'S

GONNA COME OUT.

IT'S JUST, LIKE, RIGHT NOW,

I'M LOOKING FOR A PIRATE.

WE KNOW MANY, MANY PIRATES.

BY FAR, THE BIGGES PRODUCTION THAT I'VE EVER BEEN

INVOLVED IN HAD TO BE

THE "PIRATES."

SHOT STUFF IN L.A., THEN TOOK

THE WHOLE TROOP, CREW, EVERYBODY

THAT WAS INVOLVED IN I ALL THE WAY TO FLORIDA.

WE SHOT ON THE U.S.S. BOUNTY.

IT TOOK THREE WEEKS TO SHOO HELMSMAN, PREPARE

TO SET SAIL.

ARE YOU REALLY GONNA

LET HER GO UNSCATHED, SIR?

OF COURSE NOT.

WORKING WITH JOONE,

HE HAS A VISION,

HE'S AN ARTIST.

HE HAS THIS GREAT VISION

OF SOMETHING BIGGER

THERE'S SOME DIRECTORS THA ACTUALLY GET INVOLVED IN THEIR

STUFF, THEY HAVE THE VISION IN

THEIR HEAD, AND JOONE IS ONE

OF THOSE DIRECTORS.

HE ALREADY HAD THE SET IN HIS

HEAD AND THEY BUILT IT AND

THEY TOOK THEIR TIME TO DO I AND HE KNEW EXACTLY

WHAT HE WANTED.

ALREADY HAD THE SHOTS

IN HIS HEAD.

IT'S A BIT SLOW TONIGHT,

IT'S AWKWARD.

LINE UP THE CREW ON THE BOW.

BRING ME THE PASSENGERS

FROM THE DECK BELOW.

AND, SERENA,

AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOUR METHODS,

DON'T EVEN CONSIDER KILLING

I DON'T THINK I WAS EVER

A CRUEL PIRATE.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO WATCH THA AGAIN... UH, WAS I A CRUEL--

SHE WAS A HORNY PIRATE.

I DON'T KNOW IF SHE WAS CRUEL.

WELL, THERE'S THE VICIOUS

LADY I REMEMBER.

DON'T EVER SECOND-GUESS ME.

HE BUILT THE TENSION.

SO WE WERE, OF COURSE,

THE LAST SCENE OF "PIRATES."

HE JUST WAITED, AND THEY WOULD

SAY LITTLE THINGS TO US TO LIKE

GET US READY AND TURNED-ON

AND READY TO GO.

THEY KEPT JESSE JANE

AND I SEPARATE, UH, SEPARATED

JUST SO THE TENSION AND

THE, YOU KNOW, THE ANTICIPATION

WOULD BUILD UP AND...

AND HE'S COME TEASE ME.

"I WONDER WHO'S GONNA WIN?

I GUESS SHE'S GONNA SHOW YOU."

SHE'S ABOUT HALF MY SIZE

AND THIS LITTLE-- THIS LITTLE

CUPCAKE THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA...

DOMINATE ME?

I HAD TO-- I HAD TO PUT HER IN

HER PLACE, BUT I LET HER PRETEND

TO THINK THAT FOR A LITTLE BIT.

OKAY, SO CARMEN GETS PUT--

CHOKED OFF THE BOA BY TOMMY GUNN.

AND THEY WANTED TO DO THIS

STUNT WHERE, UH, STUNT GIRL GOES

OFF IN THE WATER, NO BIG DEAL.

AND SHE GOES, "NO."

WELL, JESSE WOULDN'T HAVE

NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT.

SHE WANTED TO DO THE STUN HERSELF.

AND OF COURSE, I'M A

DAREDEVIL, SO I'M LIKE,

"I'LL DO IT."

AND I KNOW WHAT'S GONNA

HAPPEN BEFORE IT EVEN HAPPENS.

SO I ALREADY GOT MY STUFF OFF,

GOT MY BOOTS OFF, AND

I'M JUST STANDING HERE AND JUS WAITING FOR HER TO JUMP IN.

AS SOON AS SHE JUMP IN

AND THEY GOT THE SHOT AND THE

SPLASH, I'M IN THE WATER

AFTER HER.

THEY'RE NOT EVEN THINKING THA THIS BIG, BALLOONING DRESS IS

JUST GONNA SUCK UP RIGHT TO HER,

AND SHE'S NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO

KICK, SHE'S NOT GONNA BE ABLE

TO DO ANYTHING.

WELL, MY DRESS, HER DRESS,

GETS CAUGHT ON A NAIL

UNDERNEATH THE BOA AND I START SINKING

AND I CAN'T COME UP.

BUT SHE WENT IN:

AND SHE ALMOST DROWNED.

I THINK SOME OF THAT WAS

BEHIND-THE-SCENES, NOT ALL OF I WHERE I WAS DROWNING,

'CAUSE THAT WAS PROBABLY

NOT GOOD.

I DEFINITELY DIDN'T KNOW

IT WOULD BE AS BIG AS IT WAS

AND THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE EVER.

AND PEOPLE WHO EVER WATCHED PORN

HEARD OF THE MOVIE AND WEN TO WATCH IT.

IT WAS THE FIRST MOVIE TO BE CU INTO A RATED R VERSION AND

RENTED IN BLOCKBUSTER.

IT WAS A BLOCKBUSTER HIT.

YOU MUST THINK ME A MONSTER.

"CORRUPTION" WAS PROBABLY

THE FIRST BIG-BUDGET MOVIE

I WAS THAT INVOLVED IN.

I'D, YOU KNOW, BEEN IN OTHER

BIG-BUDGET MOVIES AS TALENT,

BUT YOU'RE NOT AS INVOLVED

YOU SHOW UP AND, YOU KNOW,

YOU PRETTY MUCH DO YOUR THING

IT WAS SOMETHING BEING DONE

AND BEING DONE WELL AND WITH,

LIKE, HEART.

THAT, LIKE, ATTRACTS ME.

YEAH, I GOT YOU

RIGHT WHERE YOU WANT ME.

I ALSO HAD A PRETTY

DECENT ACTING ROLE.

AND THAT WAS PLAYING THE PAR OF CAROLYN HELMS,

WHO WAS THE SENATOR'S WIFE.

AND SHE'S KIND OF THE CENTRAL

PART OF THE MOVIE.

HERE'S CAROLYN IN THE MIDDLE,

AND SHE'S KIND OF STARTS

MANIPULATING EVERYBODY

I'M A UNION LEADER,

A TEAMSTER.

AND I'M A-- I'M TRYING TO WORK,

TO GAIN AN ADVANTAGE.

WORD IS YOU'RE PLANNING A RUN

AT THE BIG TICKET IN TWO YEARS.

IF THAT'S TRUE, YOU'RE GONNA

NEED MONEY, US, AND GOD

ON YOUR SIDE... IN THAT ORDER.

I'M BEING BLACKMAILED IN THIS

SCENE, SO I'M-- SO I'M DOING--

I'M PERFORMING A SEXUAL AC THAT IF I GET CAUGHT,

MY OWN CAREER WOULD BE DONE.

SO I WAS-- IT WAS ANOTHER SCENE

OF HUMILIATION FOR ME, WHICH I'M

COMFORTABLE WITH IN MY OWN LIFE

WITH TWO MARRIAGES BEHIND ME.

HOW MANY TIMES DID THEY PUSH

ME OUT OF THE CAR?

HOW MANY TIMES DID THEY ALMOS HIT ME WITH THE CAR?

I THINK THEY WERE JUST HAVING

FUN THROWING JAMES OUT OF A CAR.

I HAD TO BE LIKE LIMP AND GE THROWN OF THIS CAR, UM,

ONTO A PILE OF GARBAGE.

I THINK THEY MUST'VE SHO THAT SCENE. FOR WHATEVER REASON,

LIKE 15 TIMES.

IT FELT LIKE FOREVER 'CAUSE

I'D BEEN PUSHED OUT OF THE CAR

IN TO GARBAGE.

AND THEN THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME

WHERE, UH, MY LEGS FELT A LITTLE

WEIRD AND, LIKE, EVERYONE

STARTED SCREAMING 'CAUSE THE CAR

ALMOST ROLLED OVER MY ANKLE.

IT WAS FUN, IT WAS FANTASTIC

BECAUSE WE'D ALL WORKED SO HARD

ON IT AND, YOU KNOW, WE HAD THIS

SENSE OF FAMILY AND HARD WORK,

AND THE MOVIE JUST LOOKED

INCREDIBLE.

AND THEN WE WON.

AND I REMEMBER JUMPING UP

WHEN WE WON AT THE AVN AWARDS

AND I HAD A CORSET ON AND I WAS

SO EXCITED AND I ACTUALLY PEED

WOW.

THAT WAS THE CLOSEST THING

TO GOD I'VE EVER FELT.

I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S...

IT'S A LOT BIGGER AND A LO IT WAS MY FIRST LEAD,

BIG FEATURE FILM LIKE THAT.

I HAD DONE THE SMALLER ONES

WHERE I WAS LIKE SUPPORTING

ACTRESS.

BUT THIS WAS LIKE-- IT REALLY

PUT ME ON THE MAP AS FAR

MY PARTNER DIES,

LIKE, IN THE LINE OF DUTY.

I'M DEVASTATED.

BUT I'M KIND OF LIKE A HARD-ASS,

TOO, AND I DON'T LET ANYBODY

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