Yamla Pagla Deewana 2 Page #7

This is very expensive!

It's going to be very expensive.

I've taken care of it.

I've made the arrangements.

Param, just think...

- What?

A queue of youngsters

outside the nightclub.

A queue of oldies. A queue

of beautiful foreigners.

A queue of dark-skinned people.

A queue of fans. A queue of media.

Queues everywhere.

Historical queue.

- That's very good.

And what if all this happens for free?

But why will this happen for free?

We'll make Q the chief guest

for our nightclub's opening.

Q? - But why will Q do it?

Because he's just like family now.

You don't worry.

- That's my worry.

Param, my boy, it looks like Q

has been sent from top for us.

Who is that?!

Hey, Prem!

How come you are here?

- Prem!

Prem, are you alright?

- What happened, Suman?

Nothing, we were playing

the 'Ek Tha Tiger' game.

She means like in

the movie Tiger goes...

...to meet his beloved

by climbing a pipe...

I too did that.

But for this Tiger

this pipe is very weak.

Please change it and save the Tiger.

Anyway, there are hardly any

Tigers left in this world.

Good night.

Good night.

- Good night.

Param, he had handed me

a university's degree.

Don't worry, Mr. Khanna.

After marriage even the

best Tigers become pet cats.

You're right.

So, Mr. Khanna, what's the good news?

I've fixed the wedding date,

it's after 10 days.

My wedding?

Where's the bride?

You'll find a bride as well but

you'll have to contact my boy Param.

He can arrange anything for you.

We will find a bride for you later.

But for now, Mr. Khanna is

talking about Suman and Prem's wedding.

Here, have some sweets.

Aren't you happy?

I am happy. Why won't I be happy?

But what's the hurry?

It's your son who is in a hurry.

Am I right, Mr. Groom?

For how long will the poor guy play

'Ek Tha Tiger' late in the nights?

What was the need to play

'Ek Tha Tiger' with Suman?

I was tired of saying intelligent

things with that moustache on.

For some time I

wanted to be what I am.

People risk their life when they

are about to do something big.

And you are tired of

saying intelligent things!

Happy, reason it with him.

Hey!

What's wrong with him?

- Happy?

Fly away, oh pigeon!

Fly away, oh pigeon!

Fly away, oh pigeon!

Now what is this?

- Suman has sent me a love letter.

Through this pigeon?

Just a minute.

Hey, stop your movie style drama.

Don't disturb me.

- Stop it!

You always keep bossing around me!

Why don't you do

something about that Paramveer...

...who is messing up everything?

Now, don't disturb me.

Paramveer.

Hello. Hi. Bunty Hiroshima.

And Babli Nagasaki reporting, Dude-G.

What is the report?

Plan bombed.

What do you mean?

There were so many Sumos that

the plane couldn't take off.

Yes!

- Yes.

Yes!

- Yes.

Yes!

- Yes.

But you don't worry, Dude-G.

They are coming in a big

Titanic like ship. - Yes.

Titanic!

- Yes.

The one that sank.

- Yes.

That means even this one will sink.

- Yes. No!

Do one thing.

Call Bruce Lee's grandson

Dead Lee in Mainland China...

Yes?

- Yes.

Param, we did it.

The place looks absolutely amazing.

Thank you so much.

I couldn't have done it without you.

You're a sweetheart.

What was that?

Actually, I want to say something.

I, too, am in a mood to listen.

I...

- Yeah?

Oh God.

- Just say it.

Reet...

- Hi, uncle.

Don't worry about that. Just tell me.

What do you want to tell me?

- I...

Go on...

Reet, dear...

- Yes.

Come. Come here.

I'm sorry. I'll be right back.

Reet, darling, I feel like

drinking and dancing today.

Paramveer and you have

made such a colorful club.

And both of you look so dull.

You should celebrate it.

You should have drinks in your hand.

Enjoy with him. Cheers.

It goes in and true

feelings come out. - Sorry?

I was talking to my drink.

Oh.

- Cheers.

One bottle of scotch, please.

Cheers. Cheers.

I don't drink.

- Drink it.

You'll easily be able to

say what's in your heart.

You are right.

Tell me.

I think I need one more.

Hey! Q has come! Everybody

get ready now! Everybody!

Reet! Q has come!

What are you doing here? Come on!

Let's go there! Come on! Everybody!

Everybody! Q has come!

Hurry up, babies. Come on.

Hey Q!

Be the water in my drink.

Be the story of my heart.

Be my queen.

Be mine! Be mine!

Be the water in my drink.

Be the story of my heart.

Be my queen.

Be mine! Be mine!

I have my own ways!

Being rustic in UK!

I make our own rules!

They cheat...

They bluff...

They swindle the whole world!

Nutty Jat... Nutty Jat...

Nutty, Looney, Crazy Jat!

They cheat... They cheat...

They swindle the whole world!

Nutty Jat... Nutty Jat...

Nutty, Looney, Crazy Jat!

I look into their eyes

and steal their hearts!

Girls of UK are crazy about me!

Temper...

- We are hot tempered.

This world...

- It's very confused.

Painting!

- It's making news!

Beautiful!

I have my own ways!

Being rustic in UK!

I make our own rules!

They cheat...

They cheat...

They swindle the whole world!

Nutty Jat... Nutty Jat...

Nutty, Looney, Crazy Jat!

They cheat... They cheat...

They swindle the whole world!

Nutty Jat... Nutty Jat...

Nutty, Looney, Crazy Jat!

The one who dances in the club.

She looks good in a club.

I'm crazy about her.

Someone call her here.

I'm drunk. Don't

make me drink anymore.

Her blue eyes, mesmerize me!

I want to dance with her!

Call that beautiful girl here!

I'm drunk. Don't

make me drink anymore.

On the table I keep

buckets of liquor.

At night I party with my friends.

Different, I am very.

Party, I'm its life.

Talent, I have unlimited.

Beautiful!

I have my own ways!

Being rustic in UK!

I make our own rules!

They cheat...

They bluff...

They swindle the whole world!

Nutty Jat... Nutty Jat...

Nutty, Looney, Crazy Jat!

They cheat... They bluff...

They swindle the whole world!

Nutty Jat... Nutty Jat...

Nutty, Looney, Crazy Jat!

She dances!

She dances!

She dances!

She dances!

Her blue eyes...

She dances!

I'm drunk!

She dances!

Gentle ladies and gentlemen.

When a Jat's full tight (drunk),

he's full right.

Q...

A huge round of

applause for our chief guest.

Q look a like...

Can you tell me, what is Q famous for?

Painting.

Wrong answer.

Q look-alike 2...

Can you tell me why Q is famous?

Hint. Hint. Hint.

His moustache.

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it. Param!

What are you doing?

- Mr. Khanna, shall I tell you?

Shall I say everything about you...

- Quiet.

Go and have a seat.

Q...

- Paramveer!

Mr. Paramveer.

- Yes?

Why do you drink when you

cannot control yourself?

You should think about our honor.

Your honor?

Mr. Oberoi, Oberoi, Oberoi.

You have honor

factories all across the world.

There is no better

actor than you, dad!

Dad?

And actor number two, my brother.

Where are you going?

Why was he addressing you

as dad and Q as his brother?

Why was he saying it?

Yes, after the

engagement didn't he say that...

...everyone should

have a brother like me.

And everyone should have

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