Yamla Pagla Deewana 2 Page #8

a brother like my son.

Now his gear is stuck

because he is drunk.

Where is your twin Prem?

Prem had an

important business meeting.

Oh yeah, yeah.

Meeting! In the middle of the night?

Have you guys ever thought...

...why don't we ever see

the two of them together?

They hate each other.

- Wrong.

They love each other.

They both love each

other so much that...

...if one is strangled then

it hurts the other as well.

Mr. Oberoi, find out whether

your other son's neck is hurting.

Hello, Prem? Where are you, son?

Param, stop it. He will get hurt.

He has seen it all.

A deal of Rs. 2 billion?

To hell with it. You

come here right away.

One hour? Okay, but come.

He is coming in one hour.

- One hour?

He will come in one second.

Have a look.

Moustache...

- No! No!

Moustache... Moustache...

- No! Paramveer, stop! Stop!

Come on!

Come on!

Move! Move!

Today is not opening of this club.

Today is shut down.

You guys are back to get thrashed?

He recognizes me even when drunk.

He looks more deadly when drunk.

Don't mess with Bunty Chong.

Bunty Chong, Ping Pong.

Hey, I'll ding dong you. Come here.

Anybody who values his life... Run!

Let's go. Come on! Come on!

Let's go, Suman.

Babli? Do you value your life?

Prem! Good that you are here!

Come on, thrash them!

How can someone whose

name is Prem, fight?

He can only love.

Love.

Come on, let's go and love each other.

It's the opening of the

club or breaking of the club?

He is saving the club.

Very violent man.

- No, no he is fine. He is fine.

Oh no!

This bloody F1!

Hi! Hello?

Param, how are you feeling?

My head is blasting.

Do you have any idea of

what you did last night?

Did... did I make a big mistake?

Yes, you did.

- I did?

Yesterday, you were trying

to say something to me...

I... l...

You didn't complete it.

Do you remember?

- Oh God.

I'm coming over.

And you can complete

whatever you wanted to say.

Bye!

Oh sh*t!

A girl?

Reet!

My bed?!

Sh*t! Drinks!

Excuse me...

Ma'am...

Get up!

Oh sh*t! Reet!

Please! This is all your fault.

Reet!

- You are still not ready?

Get ready fast!

There's a coffee shop downstairs.

Why don't you go and wait over there?

We'll talk there.

I'll get ready and come.

Reet! Where are you going?

I need to go to the washroom.

But... but...

It's a gents' toilet.

- What?

Yes.

- What bullshit.

Hey!

- I think you are still drunk.

No! No! No! Reet!

But! But! But! Listen...

Reet, let's get out of this place.

First tell me, what were you

trying to tell me last night?

Last night...

We'll talk in the coffee shop.

Why? This place is perfect.

You see, but...

Let's just get out of this place.

You can write but you cannot say it?

Oh!

Oh God!

Feeling shy?

- Yes.

Okay, I'll say it.

I...

I...

Oh sorry.

Yeah? You were saying something.

Sh*t.

Who the hell is she?

Who are you?

- That's what I want to know.

I really don't know.

- So what is she doing here?

I don't know.

You carry on.

Have fun.

Reet, forget about it.

Thank you.

- It's alright.

Good that you came to

know what he really is!

I just never expected

this from Paramveer.

He was always so dignified...

Caring, mature...

He was just perfect.

Doc, after getting

drunk for how many hours...

...does a person stay knocked out?

5-6 hours.

- It's already passed that.

12 hours?

- Passed that too.

24 hours too sometimes.

- 24 hours!

Paramveer.

- Oh God!

Are you alright?

- Yeah, yeah. I'm alright. I'm fine.

My 1000 pounds, honey.

Who... who are you?

I'm Lewinsky.

And you better pay my bill.

What bill?

For the fun we had last night.

Fun? What fun?

This couch. That bed. That fun...

- Hold... hold it!

You are joking. It's not true.

It's not true.

Check your IPad.

I'll do that.

I'm sure somebody's

playing a prank on me.

Oh God!

Oh God!

Oh God!

Just... just...

Do you remember that?

Oh, that was so much fun!

1000 pounds please.

Oh God!

Here, take all the money.

But please... please don't tell anyone.

Why are you so sad?

Cheer up.

Honestly, you are really-really good.

Next time, I'll pay.

Oh God!

Yes, Mr. Khanna?

Hey, Param, my boy, today Q's

painting is going to get auctioned.

You have to come with me.

- I'll be there.

8 million. 8 million in the house.

- Thank you very much, sir.

Remember ladies and gentlemen.

This is for charity.

8 million pounds only. Do I hear 9?

Is there 9 anywhere in the room?

This is nothing. 9 million?

Yes. Yes. Is that a bid,

sir? Thank you very much, sir.

Marvelous. Thank you very much.

But 9 million pounds is...

Why did you have to

give it for charity?

What did I know that the

monkey's painting will shake the world?

Do I hear 10? There's 10.

Thank you very much, madam.

10 million pounds,

very generous of you.

Thank you very much.

110 lakhs pounds.

Sorry, sir? I didn't

quite catch that, sir.

What was that?

11 million pounds.

- Hot!

11 million to you, sir.

- Hot!

Move away.

Sir! Excuse me!

- He hits hard!

It is with you. It's 11 million!

Do I see 13?

13 million? We can

go higher than that.

14. 14.

I've got to see 14. This

painting is not worth less than that.

I can assure you. Is

there 14 million pounds?

Let's have a lot more. Is there 15?

It gotta go for 15. More! More!

And I have a bid of 15 million!

15! - That is chicken feet

for this fabulous, fabulous...

How much is 15 million in rupees?

I'm not that good in Mathematics.

Thank you very much

- But you know what charity is.

15 million, once.

15 million, twice.

For the third and final time...

Sold!

Mr. Generous, Q.

My Q, who gives a

charity of 15 million.

Now your wedding procession

will leave from Buckingham Palace.

Yes.

Buckingham Palace?

Is it a general store?

You can consider it that.

We will take Khanna's money for sure.

- Yes.

You leave the rest to me.

Hey, you won't get

me killed, will you?

Why are you talking about death?

Don't be sad. Be happy.

Happy. We have Happy with us.

Got it, stupid?

- Yes.

My great painter.

You need to make

another painting, darling.

Damn you...

Happy. Happy, please.

Paint...

Yeah.

You are right, Happy.

He is wrong.

He didn't take your name in any

publicity stint or any interview.

Yes.

- Why didn't you?

Go and apologize.

Say sorry to Happy.

Happy.

- Come on.

Happy, my buddy.

Sorry, my buddy. Forgive me.

Dharam, he won't agree.

He will agree. He will agree for sure.

Formula 44.

Why are you stopping me now?

Now I need it.

I'm. I... I...

Why didn't You stop me back then?

Hey, what am I doing!

Why didn't you stop me back then?

Move!

Hey!

You knew, right?

Dharam, your Formula

44 won't fail, right?

Never. Never.

- Never?

It's a 101% tried formula.

Kings lost their kingdoms.

Sages and saints strayed.

No one can resist it, my child.

No one.

So what is Happy Singh made of?

You just wait and watch!

Just wait and watch. Here...

I know you want it.

- But you're never gonna get it.

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