Yamla Pagla Deewana 2 Page #9

You'll never be able to

lay your hands on me.

Whether anyone

agrees with it or not...

But this world is crazy about me!

You!

I know you want it.

But you're never gonna get it.

You'll never be able to

lay your hands on me.

Whether anyone

agrees with it or not...

But this world is crazy about me!

I sometimes feel like

taking myself into my arms.

What do I need anyone else for?

I'll love myself.

Do one thing.

- Yes?

Close your eyes. And go to sleep.

I should go to sleep?

- Go to sleep. Go to sleep.

I too will go to sleep.

Ain't nobody got a body like.

- Sheila!

Everybody wants the body of...

- Sheila!

Drive you crazy 'cause my name is...

- Sheila!

Are just...

...dreams!

A family always supports each other.

A family always supports

each other. - Not fair, God!

Dharam!

Look at your Formula 44.

He didn't make a painting.

He is taking

advantage of our goodness.

Hey, are you trying to be King Kong?

Why didn't you make the painting?

Scoundrel.

What's wrong with him?

- You drank all our liquor last night.

Who will make the painting?

He drank all the liquor and

had fun with Sheila as well.

You had loads of fun.

Who will make the painting?

Your father?

Hey! You don't know who we are!

Seems like Paramveer's

ghost has possessed him.

I want Q.

Why?

Because now Q will just

make one painting in his life.

Whose?

Did you ask me whose?

- Yes.

Did you really ask me whose?

- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Slap yourself.

- What?

Yeah. Yeah. Slap.

Slap. Come on. Come on.

Harder. Harder. Harder.

Mine. Dude's. Who else's?

Oh!

And then Dude's that painting

will be this world's 9th wonder.

Wow!

- Wow!

But where can we find Q?

I see him with the Khanna family.

- Yes.

Khanna?

- Yes. - Yes.

Khanna!

That means Q will get me both,

the 8th and the 9th wonder.

And then Dude will be the

only earthling with two wonders.

I like it. I like it.

Kidnap Q.

- Yes.

What about Super Sikh?

Super Sikh?

No problem.

The one who cannot be

defeated with strength...

...can be defeated with emotions.

Kidnap his family.

Because family always come first.

Others are just like dreams.

- Oh.

Have you heard this dialogue?

- No, no.

I wrote it. Dude is a poet also.

He makes them so instantaneously.

Long live Dude-G!

- Dude-G!

Have a seat.

Have some sweets.

Have some sweets.

- What's the good news?

We've fixed Reet's marriage with Q.

Reet?

She agreed?

- She will.

Your manager is very happy.

Actually, I want to double yourjoy.

How? - How about if your two

daughters and his two sons...

...get married on the same day?

Wow! Great idea!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah

- Sir Yograj Khanna...

You very well know

that it's impossible.

Why? - Because

unfortunately my sons hate each other.

You'll never get a

better opportunity...

...to change hatred into love.

Just imagine.

What a photo frame it will be!

Oberoi, Oberoi and Oberoi.

Suman, my child...

- Hi, uncle.

Have a seat.

- What are you doing here?

Something untoward has happened.

I cannot say it.

But if I don't then it

will be unjust to you.

What happened, uncle?

Dear, Prem and you cannot get married.

We cannot get married?

Why?

Because Prem... cannot wear Raymunda.

Is that all?

If he doesn't want to wear this suit...

...then I'll talk to my tailor Reid

and get another suit made for him.

Even Reid and Taylor

cannot do anything, dear.

Raymunda means, a complete man.

And Prem...

Prem...

I cannot say it.

This is his medical report. Read it.

Prem isn't a complete man.

I'm so sad, dear.

That he cannot take my name forward.

Leave him.

Suman, how come you are here?

What happened?

Am I so bad?

Why didn't you tell me

that you cannot wear Raymunda?

I cannot wear Raymunda?

- You can't.

Why can't I wear Raymunda?

You cannot.

- Why can't I?

You cannot. Your dad

has told me everything.

Dad?

Dad...

I cannot wear Raymunda?

You cannot.

I'm not getting it.

Prem, in the beginning it is a

little difficult to face such a thing.

But don't worry.

We will together

face this harsh world.

To hell with Raymunda.

- To hell with Raymunda?

Suman, why are you ruining your life?

It is very important to wear Raymunda.

Why are you guys

talking about Raymunda? Yes?

Prem...

I know that...

That you are... Impotent.

Yes, I'm important.

Not important. You are impotent.

Impotent.

I'm impotent?

- Yes.

I am?

Yes, you are.

I am impotent.

- Good.

You'll be able to face the

truth you keep saying that.

So what if we cannot have kids?

We'll... We'll adopt.

Dad, we'll adopt.

How can you adopt them!

I... think it will be better...

...if we should tell her

about your horoscope as well.

Yes, we should.

Suman...

I can't find enough

courage to say this.

The priest we showed

Prem's horoscope...

...said that the girl he marries...

...will die 7 months

after their marriage...

Now I...

The 7 months I'll spend with you...

...will be better than 7

lifetimes without you.

I...

I love you.

To you...

I dedicate...

My life, my love.

My life, my love.

What are you thinking about, Gajodhar?

I heard the To you.

You heard my name?

Not your name, the To you song.

I'm in love with Suman.

How many times have I

told you to have fun...

...but never fall in love.

What you told was wrong.

Dharam, we are thugs.

Our specialty is that

whenever we fool anyone...

...they at that moment, unknowingly...

...happily give us all their money.

But today...

Today, for the first time we have

formed a relationship with someone.

And we are playing with their lives.

This...

- Why?

Because we are scared

of facing the truth.

What truth?

That Paramveer is

right and we are wrong.

We are wrong, Dharam.

We cannot buy love

and respect with money.

Paramveer and Reet...

...love each other.

We shouldn't come in between them.

We'll lose even if we win, Dharam.

I've decided. I'll

tell the truth to Suman.

I'll take care of whatever happens.

You've been hijacked.

He means you have been kidnapped.

But who are you?

He is Joe Armstrong.

He is going to make the

8th wonder of the world.

You didn't even know that?

He himself looks like a wonder to me.

Wonder!

I like that. I like that!

You liked it? - Yeah.

You liked it? We all liked it.

Great.

The Dude is dangerous.

Now whenever I fire a bullet,

someone will die.

Even if it's one of our men.

Attack!

Now tell me, where is Q, the

one who made the world cry?

Come on.

Dude-G, I can tell

you where he can be.

Look, this is 'P'.

- And this is 'R'.

And Q should be between it?

- Yes.

Correct. Should be.

Should be.

But Q is not there.

That's exactly what I am asking.

Where is Q?

You don't know? You don't know?

Dude wants Khanna and

his family now, please.

Get them. Get them. Get them.

Mr. Armstrong, I'm

ready to give you the land.

But please, let go of the Oberois.

Oberoi greetings.

Good. Arrangements have

been made for the 8th wonder.

Dude is happy. Clap. Clap. Clap.

But Q will make the 9th wonder.

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