Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewaani Page #5

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He's a bit strange.

Not at all!

Taran?

Taran!

Taran!!!

Hi Aditi... Hi!!!

You're looking beautiful!

What are you doing?!

My engagement ring fell

into the pool! I'm saving it!

Baby, just get out,

someone else will get it!

No, Aditi!

I won't let our ring drown this way!

Will he live or should

I throw him a float?

Got it!

Great! Now come on out!

Avi!

Aditi... Avi's here!!!

So happy you came!

Baby, come on!

We're going to be late!

Didn't I tell you Avi

would definitely come?

May you have many fat children!

And now to tell you about Aditi...

Aditi's best friend...

Naina! Over to you, Naina.

So one day, Aditi randomly said...

I'm going to meet a boy.

I was like... arranged marriage? You?

"I'm bored!" she said.

He's an engineer or something...

Maybe he'll be entertaining?!

Barely a month later,

Aditi called again...

"I'm getting married."

To who?!

That same boy... The engineer.

You know... a few years ago,

Aditi and I went on a trek together.

I didn't think we'd keep

in touch when we returned.

Then, one night my phone rang.

"Open the door"

and there she was...

Aditi.

Beer in hand and

cigarettes in her pocket.

She listened to rock music. I

put on my earplugs and went to sleep.

And that's when I realized...

we were friends.

I've seen it all. Stubborn Aditi...

Mad Adm...

Her... leather jacket phase...

Her... "I AM a painter" phase...

But... I AM an artist!

Hair colours phase...

Pink, purple, yellow...

But as wild and insane

as Aditi can be...

she's also a beautiful,

trustworthy friend.

I love you, Aditi.

I'm going to miss you.

They say...

there is no right time to get married.

You're in trouble from

the moment it happens.

Aditi, my tiger, my wild child...

I left you alone for a few years...

And look at the mess you've made!

Madness is an illness...

An illness that old

age makes you forget...

But screw that...

we won't be old for a while...

So let's be MAD tonight!!!

BUNNY!!!

Look what I found!

Hi Avi...

I told you! He'll die of shock!

Did you'll really think

I'd miss Aditi's suicide mission?

I was convinced of it.

What a surprise man!

What a surprise! Let's have a drink?

Sure.

Why weren't you at the cocktail bro?

Her lover ruined my one and only suit.

Who is this specimen, Aditi?

He's loaded. Looks like a weirdo,

but he drives a BMW.

Just shut up, Avi.

Taran is really sweet

and intelligent, Bunny...

He really loves me.

He's basically a lap dog.

How's the restaurant, bro?

Fantastic!

So, Bunny...

how long are you here for?

I'm leaving on the

night of your wedding.

Going straight to Paris.

Paris! O0 lala! What's happening there?

It's an amazing project...

Your life's always

been amazing, Bunny.

You're not in Chicago anymore?

Chicago was a long time ago!

Since then New York, Hawaii, back to..

Dude you move around so much,

it's hard to keep track.

You were in Boston

when we spoke last, right?

No.

L.A.

Oh, right.

When uncle... How could lforget...

I'm really sorry, Bunny.

He passed away so suddenly...

It was really sad...

I'm going to go shower.

Will you be going home?

Not on this trip.

Come on guys...

Let's DO something tonight!

The three of us together again...

Just like old times!

What old times, Aditi?

Everything's changed now.

You used to say that things

don't change between friends, Avi.

True.

But you and I...

we're not friends anymore, Bunny.

Cheers, man.

Oh man, it's cold!

It's just water...

It'll feel okay in a while.

You'll be fine...

Are you married?

What?!

No...

Kids?

Ya! Three!

Vile woman!

Why are you asking?

I'm wondering if I should

behave or flirt openly.

Is flirting necessary?

Of course!

It's very good for health!

You know like...

YOGA!

I remember...

Were you always this beautiful

or is this the magic of time?

What a cheesy line...

You find this cheesy now,

baby doll, but there was time...

that you were

floored by these lines!

Me?! Floored by YOU? Please!

You haven't changed at all, Bunny.

Except for one thing...

What?

The old Bunny used

to smile a lot more...

Does the water feel okay now?

It's nice.

What did I tell you?

Give it some time...

everything will be okay...

Goodnight.

I think that's enough lime!

Call Mr. Sharma from my phone

and pick him up from the Reception!

He's waiting for you there!

Naina! Phone?!

Welcome. - Congratulations.

Hey, young man! - Hello, uncle.

Does he think I'm his slave?!

Woohoo!

Yeah! What a great hand! cheers.

Come on, just one more game.

Every time I see this girl...

I'm telling you.

Idiot.

Come on. Feed me!

Like a blushing rose... - What?

Like a poet's dream...

Like the morning...

Like the morning... - Light? - Light!

Bunny... my phone?!

BUNNY!

BUNNY!

So... you're having an affair!

Of course not ya!

Then he's hitting on you?!

I don't know man!

Come on, Naina!

Shut up, Bunny!

Who is this dude?

What is it to you?!

Sneaking around taking

pictures of you...

Must be around here somewhere!

How could you read

my messages, Bunny!

I didn't just read them, Naina!

I've messaged your Romeo

to meet you by the lake!

WHAT?!

Bunny!

Is it still PG 13

or is it Triple X yet?!

Why are you hiding him?!

Is he that ugly?

Bunny!

Bunny!

Tired, Bunny?

As if... I don't get tired...

Naina, you were where?

I was looking for

you like everywhere!

Hi...

Naina's also been looking

for you like everywhere, Dave...

Sorry, what?

Nothing... Have fun, kids!

Naina, Mrs.

Goswami's earrings are lost...

Dave, you...

Give me my phone!

Comment ga va au jour d'huit,

mademoiselle?

That's French for "how are you today?"

Don't you look fresh... "Neyna"!

Stop wasting time, Bunny!

I have a big problem to solve...

actually, YOU do!

Jump onto that ledge.

I'm not a circus animal!

Are you scared, Bunny?

Now don't hurt my ego.

God save me! - Shhh!!! Now listen...

Quietly look into that room...

and tell me what's happening!

Since when are you so vulgar?

Oh it's Aditi's wife! Taran!

What is he doing?

I'm not sure...

Some kind of tribal dance...

But what am I doing here?!

You're checking how

good their dance is!

Whose?!

The groom's side! Duffer!

Ohhh!!!

You should always gauge

your enemy's strengths!

Yo... Rambo from First Blood!

This is a wedding,

not Dancing with the Stars!

And, anyway, I don't cheat!

Liar! You'd still be in

pre-school if you didn't cheat!

Point.

Ohohohoho!

Are they amazing?

Hold on... Naina!

What? What happened?!

There's a girl also...

His cousin from London...

supposed to be a deadly dancer!

Holy mother of Lara!

Bunny!Bunny!

What is happening?!

You wanted a big,

fat Indian wedding, no?

Suffer now!

Bunny. Not now.

MY BLOUSE!

Aye! This is my TV show!

118 islands, can you believe that?

Venice is made of-

What's Venice like?

Fail. It's the sewage

system of Europe.

Really? I'm going

there for my honeymoon!

Why?

Taran loves these old,

historical places.

It's okay, man. It'll be fun.

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