Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewaani Page #6

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Nonsense!

You're going to be bored to tears.

Shut up, Avi.

You still have two days left...

just run away!

Why did you change the channel?

That was my TV show...

soflV-

Didn't know that.

Avi. Change it back.

It's your show, man.

How many times are

you going to watch it?

I want you to see it.

Not interested.

What's your problem?

What's your problem, Avi?

You know what my problem is.

I want to hear it from you.

Drop the act, Bunny.

This is the first time

in 8 years you've come to see us.

You've called, what, 10-20 times?

And you're asking

me what my problem is?

It's not like you were

calling every day.

I did, man. I called a lot!

But I got sick of listening

to your answering machine!

You forgot about us, Bunny.

Try to understand, man!

I was really caught up!

New places, new cities...

I had to make my life... my career!

I had to fulfill my dreams!

Your dreams!

Your life!

Your problems...

Your excuses!

Everything is about you!

What about me, Bunny?

How much do you even know about me?

My life, my dreams...

my circumstances!

Avi, man, chill!

Look at Adm...

It's not like we spoke every day,

but she's not so sore with me!

That's because Aditi doesn't

expect anything from you!

She didn't even think

you'd come for her wedding!

And who can blame her?!

You didn't even come back

for your own father's funeral!

Listen.

Aditi's right.

Don't expect anything from me.

This is how I am.

HOW?

Selfish?

Shameless?

Halfway around the world, Bunny

and you've completely lost your mind!

At least I'm not like you!

A drunkard, a gambler... a failure!

Are you trying to kill me?!

Are you crazy or what?!

Here... use this pillow.

You cheat!

Come on and fight like a man!

Aditi... you look so pretty!

I'm getting married, guys!

And my two best friends

are fighting like dogs!

Stop this drama and apologize

to each other right now.

SoflV-

It's okay.

He's not saying sorry!

Bunny.

SoflV-

Beavis...

Butthead...

Hug each other.

Come on!

One minute... my turn!

Drink a little.

Yo aunty! Have this. - I don't drink.

How many times will you lie in front

of the same man? Take this.

Sunny?!

Just what I needed...

All the best... you.

"You!"

Total manufacturing defect.

What are you just standing here for?

Let me focus.

Glass?

Are you ready, guys?

Open... open... open position.

Smile... smile! Interact...

Look into the eyes

of the audience directly...

Bro!

Hey!

All good?

Hi hi hi... I,

uh, I just hope Aditi likes my dance.

Everything will be okay, right?

You don't have AIDS.

Funny! Funny"-

Bunny, thanks...

Thanks for coming

to our wedding, man...

You know,

it really means a lot... to me...

to Aditi... to our family...

Here.

No, I just..

Take it. This makes everything better.

Come on... drink!

Now... for the groom!

And the very hot,

the very sexy...

Laraaaa!

Taran?!

What happened to him?

Well done, my cheetah!

Oh my God..

that was like totally incredible!

That was surprising!

You said that their

dance was rubbish!

Yeah, man. It was!

No no no no... That wasn't rubbish...

That was mind-blowing!

I know! Genius!

Now who's going to

see my traditional dance?

All the uncles!

I really wanted to be the best,

you know.

You want to give an explosive

performance, right? Leave it to me.

You? What are you going to do?

Aye. You don't know

how much talent I have!

Just hold on to your skirt...

It shouldn't fly

it off in excitement!

Come on.

Let's set this stage on fire!

And now...

Everyone's favourite...

the gorgeous...

Naina?

Okay, bye.

Naina?

Get up, sleepy head.

We only have today to see Udaipur.

Come on, hurry up.

So that's what your life is like!

You must have seen

so many amazing things.

You can't even imagine.

I love my life, Naina.

I could never live like you people.

Come.

Like "us people"?

I mean...

You'll spend your whole life in

one city, in one house, in one room...

Doesn't that scare you?

Not at all.

This is the life I've chosen.

I have no interest in living

like you... Like a hippie!

You're only saying all this...

because you've seen

nothing of the world, baby!

What do you know of the high

of living in different countries?

And what do you know

of the comfort of home?

You don't know what it's

like to sit with a strange family...

and listen to their life stories.

And you don't know what it's

like to sit with old friends...

and reminisce.

Someday I'll take

you to San Francisco...

to eat their famous mutton burgers.

You'll go crazy.

Someday I'll feed you

mutton biryani from home.

You'll forget your burger.

You haven't been to Paris, Naina.

Have you ever seen a child being born?

No...

but I have lots of

children running around in Paris.

So cheap ya.

Johannesburg.

World Cup.

Andres lniesta's winning goal.

Wankhede Stadium.

Mahendra Singh Dhoni's winning sixer!

California's sunshine.

Bombay's rains.

Blueberry cheesecake.

Indian custard.

Phantom of the Opera on Broadway.

Dilwaale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge in

a single screen theatre. With popcorn.

Actually... ya man.

One day you'll be the

fat mother of two children.

And I'll still be hot and fit.

Not two... six!

And when I'm sitting with

them watching Harry Potter part...

20 in my mansion,

you'll be stitching your

own shoes in some African village.

You're not right, Naina...

you're just very different from me.

I know that.

Oye! Do you really want 6 kids?

Name a couple of them Bunny...

Please.

And are they all going be from

the same father or should I help?

Disgusting!

Just think!

How handsome our kids would be!

With my good looks and well...

my brains.

You're such a dog!

What?

Have you checked in?

Okay take care of yourself.

Okay bye.

Come now, quickly.

We don't want to miss

that Light and Sound show.

I'm tired, Bunny...

and it's so nice here!

Yes, but when we've seen everything...

It'll be even nicer!

You can't do everything in one day!

Of course I can.

Look at this...

we only have this much left!

And now we don't.

Sit down quietly.

What if we find out later...

that the Light and Sound

show was mind-blowing?

Of course it will be mind-blowing...

But if we leave,

we'll miss this amazing sunset.

How ever hard you try, Bunny...

you'll always miss

out on something in life.

Let's just... enjoy the moment.

Three years ago, I was working

for a company called Trek America.

I was on a trek with

24 college students...

I returned to the

city after eight days.

That's when my Bombay phone came on.

I had 155 voice messages.

My family...

Avi... Aditi...

My father had passed away.

He passed away on Monday...

I found out on Saturday...

His last rites had

already been performed.

We hadn't spoken in over a month...

I hadn't seen him in three years.

He used to say that

I should visit more often...

I should have listened to him.

2,000 seen.

2,000 blind.

4,000 seen.

Pack.

10,000 seen.

10,000 show.

Don't get into this, man.

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