Yoga Hosers Page #8

In yoga. you're right

and they're wrong.

Savasana. ladies. Savasana.

You know. I am so

proud of you girls.

You really

legitimized this place

and brought honor to the

sacred strip mall yoga dojo

and a 60 percent increase in

walking traffic to boot!

My two best pupils.

Both faced the ultimate

evil. the yoga way.

And you kicked it's

little Nazi assner.

You girls are my kind of

superheroes.

And when I grow up.

I want to be as colossal

as the Colleens.

- Thanks. Yogi.

- Thanks.

Stop it. you're

going to make me cry.

Phones?

- You're on speaker phone. Dad.

- Hi. Mr. Collette!

You've got work tonight!

Ooh. Lucky you.

You ready?

Already have a sign.

- Oh my god. Colleen!

- What?

Add another heart!

Jesus.

- Better?

- Better.

- Ready?

- Ready.

En Francois!

Welcome to

Smodcast. I'm Kevin Smith.

Scott Mosier.

Hey. Scott.

So. from Edmonton.

Good ol' YEG.

A team of police

officers were opening

Open up. Yoga hoser!

Yoga hoser. Genius.

Do you guys want some twig tea?

You look like you

could use some.

You look like a poutine eater.

I enjoy a good

poutine now and then?

- Yeah. who doesn't?

- Hey. hey, hey.

Don't engage with this guy.

Damn yoga hoser.

Don't go down the road with him.

We got a database

of yoga hosers.

You're the termites of Canada.

God damn you hosers.

Gnawing away at the

foundation of this great country.

With your smoky incense and

your patchouli.

It smells like a

Chinese brothel in here!

It's really hard out here

for a yoga hoser. man.

I want to start a podcast.

That's Smodcast for this week.

- I'm Kevin Smith.

- Scott Mosier.

Have a week!

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