![Find Yoga Hosers on Amazon](https://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTU0MjUzMDc3Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNjg5NjYwOTE@._V1_SX300.jpg)
Yoga Hosers Page #7
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2016
- 88 min
- 630 Views
English and do voices.
By watching every
single thing on Netflix.
I'll be...
I'll be back.
And I discovered that this
modern world worships popular.
Arts and entertainment.
I'll be back. I'll...
So, for the past six months.
I've been sculpting again.
Don't ya know?
Sculpting up a storm with the help
of my wicked little wiener babies.
Wunderbar!
my first new work in decades.
It's a sculpture
celebrating my beloved
adopted home of Canada.
I call it. the Goalie Golem.
So. what does everybody think?
Well. I will tell you
is very bold.
And it's a real statement.
You know?
Mm-hmm.
It captures perfectly
that kind of essence
of the True North. you know.
Oh. thank you.
But it also captures the
actual people that you killed
in the sculpture as well.
Regrettably.
Hmm.
So I'm thinking that we should
But. Mr. Lapointe,
you and the Colleens
were never in any jeopardy.
You see. I brought the
Colleens here to help me.
I have a need for their
very specialized skills.
Um. I don't mean to be mean.
But I don't know
who this is either.
Rats.
Do you want to try doing
someone we might recognize?
Hmm.
Uh. do you know the actor
who played the Batman?
I can do him too.
You see girls.
over my masterpiece.
Uh. that does not
sound like Batman.
Where's the trigger? Uhh.
Where's the trigger?
Uh. where's the trigger?
Uh...
No you don't understand.
He's doing the original.
The real Batman from the
televisions. Adam West's Batman.
- Wasn't it'?
- Yes.
It's supposed to sound like...
Uh. where's the trigger. Joker?
Uh uh.
Where's the trigger?
Do you know he never once
said that line to the Joker.
So just stop it.
The only thing I've dreamed
of for the past six months
is looking at a photograph
of me standing proudly
next to my sculpture on the
"Famous People are Just Like You"
page of Them Weekly magazine.
Oh my god. he reads it too!
Isn't that page. like, the best?
One time. they showed
- It was so hot.
- It was so hot.
And this is my Harry Styles
buying bacon moment.
Now you are pleased
to photograph me
for Them Weekly magazine.
You're kidding!
this. Mr. Old Man. but
we don't have our phones.
What?
Nein. nein. nein. nein, nein.
So much nein it's almost 10.
How can this be? You always
have with the phones.
The cops took our phones.
Surely you must have a phone.
Herr Guy.
My phone has no camera.
What the fudge?
So. nobody has a camera.
I guess we have to go directly
to phase two of my master plan.
Fly my pretties,
Fly! C'mon.
Wunderbar!
That's right. yes.
Wiener babies, let's go!
C'mon. c'mon.
Let's all go to the lobby.
Let's all go to the lobby
Whoa.
And okay for you. Mr. Straggler.
Now you inside there.
Now. my wiener babies.
Bring mein art to life.
Rise. rise!
Rise!
Yeah that's what I'm
talkin' about. baby!
- Wow.
- Wow.
That's the same thing that
Them Weekly magazine
is gonna feel
when they see this baby.
start his bloody rampage
across the True North.
Killing every art critic
in Canada.
What?
Go my Goalie Golem.
Go kill the critics and all
Oh. I hate those haters.
- You can't let him do this.
- You've gotta stop him.
Let me just hang on a minute.
Let's...
He's not talking about
killing real people.
He's just talking
about killing critics.
Mr. Lapointe!
Let it go!
Use the ladder!
Go my Goalie Golem!
- We can do this.
- Yeah.
We don't need his help.
We do tons of stupid
stuff without adults.
- All the time.
- All the time.
It's just a bunch of
Bratzis in a giant suit.
And we beat a bunch of Bratzis before.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Okay but what are we gonna do
aboot Guy Lapointeless over here?
This epic fail?
Unhand me. Unhand!
Okay all we have to
do is do every yoga pose
That's your plan?
What in the heck did your
yogurt instructor teach you?
He taught us to destroy
everything that threatens
anything and anyone you love.
By hook or by crook.
And that's the Yoga Way.
Frenchie. Let's go.
Wunderbar. wunderbar, wunderbar!
Hey Bratzi Party.
Wunderbar!
Nein. Das frauleins!
Wunderbar. Wunderbar.
Wunderbar...
Nein. nein, nein,
nein, nein, nein.
You're objective is not
the Colleens. it's the critics.
- Nein wunderbar?
- Nein wunderbar.
This is all bad.
This is all wrong.
I give you two thumbs down.
Das frauleins.
As your maker. I command
you to crush all the critics
and the negative peoples
and the haters who
gotta hate. hate, hate.
Mein Heiny.
- What you waiting for?
- Haha..
I command you to kill a
Okey dokey. Papa.
Oh. Sheisse.
Wunderbar. wunderbar,
wunderbar...
All right. I'd say
we got his attention.
Boss stage. biotch.
Wunderbar!
Warrior one!
Now. warrior two, back to back.
Okay. now warrior three...
We crush King Koopa
and save Princess Peach.
Yeah okay.
Warrior three!
- Sh*t!
Atlas Shrugged!
- Atlas Shrugged!
Dissatisfied customer!
"I don't like the
product you've given me!"
So. this is yoga.
Warrior Two!
- Yoga Fett?
- Yoga Fett.
Yoga Fett.
Yoga Fett. Yoga Fett. Yoga Fett.
Basic. right?
So basic.
Ah Schwein!
- You okay?
- I'm okay.
- Are you okay?
- It's been a long night.
Hey!
You big bear riding a bulldozer!
Wunderbar. Wunderbar.
Why don't you pick on
somebody your own size huh?
Wunderbar!
Don't come to me.
Wunderbar. Wunderbar.
Wunderbar.
Auf Wiedersehen!
Three-legged Dog!
What the...
Two-Legged Dog.
In a Push Cart.
Mein spine!
Of all the times not
to have our phones.
Right?
I am so sorry ladies.
But I seem
to have dropped my
book onto your wiener.
No, no, no, no, no!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
But this is getting ridiculous.
Now you're telling me that
you own Boo Boo Bayers too?
How can Warner Brothers
own something
that I just made up last week?
No. I did!
Yes. out of my own brain.
Smarter than what average bear?
No. No. No. I...
Sorry. sorry, may I speak?
Is it my turn to speak?
I think you need to
find some inner peace.
So why don't you shove
your head up your anus
and look for it? Namaste.
Piece of sh*t.
Young ladies. Young ladies.
Might I just tell you I
am a huge. huge, huge fan.
Out! Get out! Take off!
- I'm a fan!
- Shoo!
No. No. No. you go!
- What am I. a dog?
- Shoo, get going!
- No. go, go!
- But I want to see them!
your perverted energy. go!
Sorry aboot that. girls.
I'm very incredibly satisfied
by those dissatisfied customers.
No. We don't want it. right?
And release.
Sorry about that guy.
Yogi Bayer.
No. No. No. do not be sorry.
That is not the yoga way.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Yoga Hosers" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 29 Aug. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/yoga_hosers_23833>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In