You I Love Page #3

Synopsis: Vera and Tim are successful young professionals living fast-paced lives in ultra-modern Moscow. Their lives crackle with the capitalist energy of excess, anxiety, consumption, and stress- and they are in love. Everything changes one night when Tim accidentally drives his car into Uloomji, a young Kalmyk day worker. (The Kalmyks are a semi-nomadic people of Mongolian decent.) The two men begin a torrid affair that involves howling and knocking over a lot of furniture. Tim is attracted to Uloomji's exotic demeanor and liberated by his impulsiveness and lack of inhibition. To Uloomji, Tim embodies a kind of class and refinement he sees only in magazines. Vera struggles to comprehend their bond and her boyfriend's erratic behavior. She is dragged reluctantly into a bizarre love triangle. Before long, all three lives unravel, exemplified by a visit to a Buddhist healer, a three-way in the bathroom of a gay bar, a faked death and a kidnapping.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Production: Picture This! Entertainment
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Metacritic:
54
Rotten Tomatoes:
33%
Year:
2004
83 min
Website
22 Views


What are your plans?

None. I'm at work.

Will be here till late.

- I'm also at work.

- Don't wait for me. Go to bed.

Okay, I've a lot of work too.

Bye.

Why are you spying on me?

I guess I should do something,

perhaps...

Or I'll lose my grip

on this ground.

Afraid to vanish

under my anchorwoman image.

I learn from you how to betray

all for sake of self.

That's more important

in this world

which every moment

robs us of ourselves.

I'm at a loss here.

Is this your friends' house?

No, I don't know who owns it.

It's supposed to be fun.

- I wish to fall in love.

- Girls, come on.

With no dirty stuff...

- Whose house is this?

- My boyfriend's.

He's 45, and I'm like

a son to him.

Oh, the senators have arrived.

- I n what sense?

- I n the straight sense.

Do you know this guy for long?

For quite a while.

- And he suits you as a guy?

- Well, yes...

See, it's a huge problem now.

I was at this beach

a while ago, swimming.

And then I feel

someone's pulled my suit off.

And then I saw

three naked chicks.

And I go:
'Yo, ladies,

gimme my suit back! '

Oh sh*t, Serafima is here.

Aha, smoking?

- Can't we smoke?

- You can't.

- Who is he?

- The damned F B I agent.

Lelyik, you, hooker,

shame on you.

It would be good to leave soon.

I like it here.

Can I call a cab?

What's the address here?

- Let's have a drink.

- I won't drink vodka.

But I will.

Are you okay?

- Yep.

- Then let's go to the bathroom.

- Why are you sitting here?

- I'm waiting.

For whom?

Shut the door!

Sh*t, someone is in there.

Who's in the bathroom?

Get out!

Oh yes, oh yes, darling.

I had his mobile number.

Come on, baby.

Your phone is distracting us!

Come, the cab is waiting.

Timofei!

Help him to cum.

U lumji, where are you?

Please meet my boyfriend John.

Where is the deer?

It knows better than

wait for you.

The deer has a life of his own!

A miracle.

What is a miracle?

A miracle is Cola!

Wait!

H i!

You I love!

He has gone!

He has disappeared!

- I wish he were born a girl.

- Be quiet, Galya.

Better go to the cellar,

get some pickles.

I'll go and light

the place for her.

I talked to the doctor.

It's worse than we thought.

- He's got a taste for guys.

- How's that?

Now you may forget

about grandkiddies.

A guy won't bear children

from a guy.

We've wasted all that money?

We should take this business

into our hands.

Teach the rascal a lesson.

Shaming our family, our people,

shaming his own uncle.

If my boss finds out,

I'll get fired

and I'll never get into

real politics.

I could have been a personal

driver for you know who.

- What's wrong with you?

- Don't feel good.

For his successful campaign,

Airfreedom gave Timofei

a video camera and 2 tickets

to any place on the globe.

I feel as if everyone around

knows about us.

- You said you didn't care.

- Trying to get used to it.

Timofei offered to buy

a third ticket for me,

but I chose to concentrate

on my work.

I must go. I'm doing

the night-time edition.

- But maybe...

- Wait...

By taking U lumji's amulet

I was not only taking

the joy of his past

but also a part of his future...

Hello.

Something happened?

Your father has died.

I won't go there.

You must be there! You will

regret it all your life.

- Then my trip is history.

- M ine, too. I'm coming with you.

- Leave immediately!

- He is my friend!

Leave immediately!

This grief is our common grief.

I want, and I can help you.

What have you done,

you scoundrels!

Maybe I can help you somehow...

Leave! Or I'll fire!

And you get into the house, now!

Go.

Go.

It's you who's killed

your father.

We spent all the money

on you.

Haven't left anything

for our own funerals.

Don't, Mama.

I'll give it all back!

It's too late! I wanted you

to become a real man!

And what have you become?

You'll remain here till all

this nonsense is out of you.

So, you are gay?

Yes, gay.

- And that's all?

- Yes, that's all.

You'll go to the Army. They've

brought the conscription notice.

We'll fly away all the same!

I'll write you.

I'll write you a letter.

We're coming to you with

the news. I'm Vera Kirillova.

Excuse me.

Hello?

Timofei didn't remember

how he got back home.

He lay almost delirious

when John called.

He said he understands Timofei

and that I should tell him

that love which

we'll discover on Earth

is only an advertisement

of the one in heaven.

I'll tell him. Goodbye.

You know Pushkin once wrote:

' I loved you so,

and still I want to say:

'My love for you

still hasn't died away.

' But let it not

mar your unblemished soul:

' I'll suffer not

this sadness to befall... '

Thanks.

What's wrong with you?

I see how happy you are

and my heart is breaking

about my nephew.

I dreamt that he would

become a real man like you,

and maybe a senator...

But he... what a shame...

is a fag.

A fag you say? Great!

We'll make him a senator!

Let's drink to that.

Soon after Timofei received

a letter from U lumji.

U lumji wrote that he is free and happy.

I n the army, just like in life

you must see the good in the bad.

At the end of the letter it said

in capital letters:

YO U I LO VE:

Why are you crying?

That's enough. Stop it.

How about some music?

M usic!

Quiet, little one, don't cry.

Come on, mommy's here,

sweetie. Quiet...

He smiled!

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