You Should Meet My Son! Page #6

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I don't know how you ever put up with that.

Jenny?

How long have you and Brian been seeing each other?

Not long when it is right you just know it.

Where did you two meet?

Oh it was so sweet we met through my daddy.

Really who is your father?

(Salsa Sarcastically) Yeah who is ya daddy?

Minister down at Congrave Baptist.

Really but we are auspicable?

But Brian?

Really great salad mom.

Why thank you is there anything else you need tossed?

Oh the church has a Christian singles night on Thursday...

You all should come down sometime.

I am not sure we would fit in.

Oh nonsense

You would be the belle of the ball.

You know we have also dropped that whole rule

about interracial dating.

How wonderfully progressive of you.

Why thank you.

You boys should come to.

We're a kind of taken.

Oh are ya all married?

Only in Massachusetts.

Massachusetts....

Jenny Sue...

Have you and Brian given any thought to

the way the children are going to brought up.

Oh yeah they are going to be home school just like I was.

Home schooled?

Well we wouldn't want the exposed,

To all that amoral, secular, humanist, devil worship

in the public school system now would we.

It must be rough on you Brian.

Did they make you sacrifice the goat at the

beginning of class or the end?

My daddy is going to find him a new job.

What?

That hasn't actually been settled yet.

You love those kids you teach.

Yeah and now I am going to have kids of my own.

Well I guess...

So Jenny Sue, Brian keeps telling me about

how much you have in common.

Oh (giggles)

That is so true.

Things like?

Oh well we both just love pecan pie.

Can't get enough of it isn't that nice.

Long walks, Oh and puppies we both just love puppies.

Well that is nice.

(jenny) and Brian is such a good listener.

(Jenny) Sometimes I just go on and on and on,

and talk about the silliest little things for hour after hour after hour,

and he won't even say a word.

Really?

So dear whens the wedding?

Well we haven't set a date yet,

but I do like the idea of a June wedding.

So soon?

Are you going to hire a florist or

is Brian going to do the flower arrangements?

I don't know what you mean?

He means do you know that your Fiancee is gay?

Oh god... Oh god... oh mom.

Breath breath... don't try to talk mom...

(jenny) hello my fianc's mother's having a stroke...

Don't talk just breath mom.

Are you OK, Mae?

(jenny) well actually I am not sure...

Oh god doesn't anyone know CPR?

Believe me I don't think she is having a stroke.

I am not having a stroke

(Jenny) never mind false alarm

Are you sure mom?

Let us just check you in as a precaution

Brian please stop it...

Don't worry about me...

What about your Fiancee?

She knows.

She knows???

Yeah she knows.

and I am tickled pink to be able to save Brian from a life of sin and perversion.

Can you pass the butter?

So... great pork chops.

Brian.... I did hear you right?

You did say that you were gay?

Mom if I say yes are you going to have a stroke?

Oh stop it.

Yeah.

But your marrying Jenny Sue.

(jenny) why ain't it grand?

I get a catch of a husband like this?

and I get to save a soul for our lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

He's a twofer.

I thought you would be kind of happy that I am settling down.

Yeah... I guess...

So Chase you help me out here.

I thought that being gay, meant you fall in love with other men.

That's what I thought.

Just checking.

So Brian do you love this girl?

Mom I like her a lot....

and I will love my kids.

Oh and he is going love me Mrs Davis

Don't you worry about that.

Who doesn't love me.

Except for that one weird little boy in Sunday school

I think his name was Curtis.

No matter how nice I was to him

he wouldn't love me back.

Tried flirting?

Yes!

Flattery?

Yes.

Bribery?

I even baked that boy peach biscuits

I tell you nothing worked.

(jenny) Oh by the way I wouldn't want to pry

into another woman's secrets but....

Oh pry away.

(Jenny) Well there is something I have dying

to ask you since I laid eye's on you.

Mom she is a sweet girl.

Brian she is practically cotton candy.

She is going to make a great mother.

Well maybe but be practical here,

Have you thought this through?

I mean how is it going to work in the bedroom...

Mom come on...

It's not like I can't be with a woman.

You sure?

Well there was this time in college....

I don't want to know the details.

You tell me this....

Does she make you happy?

I mean laugh out loud, thrilled to be alive,

smiling all the time happy.

Mom I'm 30.

So?

The number of women willing to marry a

If I want to have kids it has to be now and it has to be Jenny.

Your not just doing this because of ....

You know Dennis?

You know about Dennis?

I'm your mother I know everything,

So?

You just don't know what it's like...

I keep going to these clubs and half the

guys are on crystal meth,

and the other half are sneering at me,

because god forbid they actually talk to

someone born before 1980.

It's not that bad.

You wait 5 years and then you come and talk to me.

But Brian...

Mom I don't want to waste the rest of my life chasing,

after someone who cares more about what gym

I go to than what is going on with me

I want someone who cares about me.

It's all I want.

Then be happy for me.

(Jenny sequels) It's so cool...

You sure know a lot about make up.

I have a lot to hide.

Stop it you can't be a day over 30.

Oh your so sweet.

Blind as a bat....

But so sweet.

Hate to eat and run but we really need to get going.

But Brian you have finished your...

Well it was nice to meet ya all.

(Jenny) Mrs Davis, thank you for a lovely evening.

(Mae) It's so nice to meet you to dear.

My parents are dying to meet you.

Can you come over to our house on Friday?

Gee your parents live so far out in the country...

Gee I would love to come.

(Jenny) Yay...

I have a better idea why don't they come over here for dinner?

Oh they couldn't impose.

No please...

They have done so much already

getting the two of you together.

And sometimes I like having the home court advantage.

Mom I am really not sure...

I will not take no for an answer.

How about we say 6?

Well OK then.

It is going to be so much fun having

you in the family.

Look mom I really don't think this is...

I just want you to be happy.

Now you kids go and have fun.

(laughs)

(Gentle music playing in background)

(Mae) Well hello...

Mom you remember Jenny Sue?

(Mae) How could I forget.

It's nice to see again.

We are just as pleased as punch that you invited us over.

These are my parents.

I am John but my friends call me Buddy.

And this is my wife Edna.

Nice to meet you....

(Mae) An absolute pleasure.

Well why don't you all come inside?

Well Mrs Davis you have a lovely home...

errrr....

Mom....

Oh I just love it your so adventuresome.

Well now that you are looking after my Brian,

it mean I have found time for so many new interests.

Really?

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