Your Highness Page #8

your true love come to harm.

I present you with the Blade of Unicorn.

Brother, it is beautiful.

And Your Highness,

please forgive my deception.

Our two quests now work as one.

Nice.

We're in this together, sir.

Yes.

Simon!

Now mine eyes have seen it all.

'Tis only a truce.

Courtney had him restored.

He manipulated me into friendship

by tugging at my heartstrings.

Right.

What's he saying?

It seems the way is more treacherous

than I thought.

I cannot ask you to come with me.

I know you do not

expect much from me, Fabious.

But I will stand with you on this night.

Is this the same brother

that would not be my best man?

I did not deserve to be your best man.

You do now.

We can finish this

whenever you maidens are ready.

Ready!

The time is nigh!

The moons are about to align.

Intruders!

You're too late!

The fuckening has begun.

Get him!

You sh*t!

Kill them!

Why is she making these noises?

Courtney!

Boremont!

Bastard!

Thadeous!

I'm not stiffening!

I'm just not attracted to you.

F*** me!

Love me!

Adis, motherf***er!

Teamwork!

God, I never wanted it

to end like this, old friend.

Master Fabious.

I loved you!

I loved you, too, Boremont.

As only a knight can love a knight.

No.

I loved you

as a man loves another man.

Oh.

Jumping!

Quick! We must hurry!

What? No, no, don't suck that!

That's dead!

Next time you want to smash a bloodline

of knights,

make sure you kill all of them!

We did!

You forgot about their sister.

Thadeous! What are you doing here?

I'm trying to rescue you. We must hurry!

Step away from my virgin.

She's my brother's virgin.

If you want to f*** her,

you'll have to f*** me first.

It would be my pleasure.

Stop!

It's over.

Take your last breath with nobility.

You fool.

I cannot be slain by mortal blade.

One must possess the powerful...

I know.

Blade of Unicorn.

It's not possible.

My love.

Think I'm beginning to like the feel

of blood and filth upon these fingers.

Perhaps I will never bathe again.

Unless, of course, there were a b*tch

brave enough to bathe beside me.

You fought with honor.

Why don't you treat yourself

and take rest at our castle?

We've all the slaves, pickles

and servants one could ever desire.

We have dancing bears, Orientals

and all the berries you care to pick.

I wish I could, but I never rest.

There's yet another quest

that calls me to the Western Marshes.

I must surprise a band of thieves

and burn them alive

one by one in a symphony of shrieks.

I will not forget you, Prince.

Nor will I.

- Here. To remember me.

- Oh.

I don't want that thing touching me.

- Say hello.

- Ooh.

No.

I f***ing killed this dick. Take it.

No, it's yours.

I cannot accept

another warrior's trophy.

Courtney, take my dick.

Till we meet again.

Is thou all right, Brother?

I love you.

I love you, too.

They're cheering for you.

They're cheering for all of us.

Even for me?

Especially you, Brother.

I'm proud of you, son.

You saved the entire land.

Not a bad run for a first quest.

Well, I would be remiss

to say I did it alone.

Fabious did help where he could.

- Hmm.

- Hmm.

I'm sure.

Finally. Alone.

Hello, there. Cock-a-doodle-do.

Ah, Isabel.

Brother?

Yes?

Am I interrupting something?

Nothing, I was preparing for bedtime

and just looking at the oils

that Father gave me.

Ah! I know what you're doing!

No, you don't.

Well, seeing you by yourself

at the wedding didn't seem right.

So, I've brought you someone:

- Someone I know you've been missing...

- Isabel?

...and who's been missing you.

I brought you Steven!

Oh.

I went on a mini-quest

and I found him for you.

Well, that was

very nice of you, Fabious. Thank you.

I had so much fun on

our adventure together.

Yes, I know.

You have told me 15 f***ing times now.

Well, I'm off to sleep with Belladonna.

I'm a little nervous.

Don't be.

Just swing your cock with the

same strength you swing your sword,

and I'm sure all will be fine.

All right. Sweet dreams, Brother.

Sweet dreams.

Steven.

Well, I'm going to put you in the

corner now while I strum my filthies.

Come, come, Steven.

Here we go.

Isabel.

I was able to wrap things up

in the west quicker than I expected.

I've not been able to

stop thinking of you.

What a coincidence. I was just

about to finish thinking of you.

Wait. Before we go any further,

there's something I have to show you.

What?

What the hell is that?

It's a chastity belt

put upon me by an evil witch long ago.

She now roams the snow mountains

of Shahmir.

If I can defeat her,

the curse will be broken,

the belt will fall free.

So in order for us to make love,

we have to track down an evil and,

I'm assuming, dangerous witch?

Exactly.

Hmm.

We would have to do this right now?

If you don't want to join me,

I could just take care of it myself.

No, of course I want to come.

We just got home.

I was hoping to have a few hours

ofjust doing nothing,

perhaps just relaxing.

Let's just stay here and snuggle.

Hmm.

No, f*** it. Let's kill that b*tch.

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