Zajednicki stan Page #6

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How can you say that? - I don't know

neither. What's the word for that force

that connects same elements?

- Cohesion.

I need that for Lula. Cohesion.

- Pepi! - Me!

Will you go out with me?

- The two of us? - Yes. The two of us.

I'd love to, why not?

- Wait. It'll be just a moment.

Did you hear this Mia?

Pepi spreads his sails. Room in sight!

Ljubica, let me explain...

...Aiming good,

I'm not stingy for bullets,

mister Jimmy, prepare for death.

Mia, how's sister looking?

- Great. - Look at my shoulders.

And the tie? What do you say?

- It's pretty, man.

My respect madam.

- Good afternoon. - Shoo.

Since I told her that I love her,

I dream of her every night.

I'm ready.

My God, Pepi, you like you're

coming from the bazaar.

Terrible.

- You are really man with a taste.

And the tie, what do you say?

- I'm speechless. Let's go.

Even in Sputnik with you if I have to.

Like Strelka and Belka.

Mia! - Now what? - Loan me

a 100 dinars to fill two tickets

I have 12 certain scores.

- Here, just go.

What kind of couple are we huh?

Take one cigarette, you'll need it.

I hope now I will be able to study.

Mia. - Yes? - Are you alone?

- I am, I'm studying.

In this house man can only talk to you.

Please check if this lawsuit

is good - Lawsuit?

I want to sue this old hag.

- Pola? Don't...

Don't huh? So I should let her

to roam in my house?

We can solve that in a nice way. Let it go.

- Until when should I let go?

She moves in trough the window

in my apartment, let it go.

She brings that jay, let it go.

She brings goat in the bathroom.

let go again. Don't be

surprised when you find

an elephant or giraffe in your bed.

- It's not like that. - I won't allow

that others take advantage of my kindliness.

I let her in my house, she should have

roof above her head.

And then she's on your head.

Now listen to this and tell me

if it's good. Listen.

Politely, I'm asking the court to hear me.

In my apartment I have

female trouble, some Poleksija

nicknamed Pola. It wasn't enough for her

to sneak trough the window and moves in

in someone elses, mine, apartment

on top of that she made a zoo

out of it. That same Pola

keeps in her room unreported

male cat and lots of female cats

that disturb housing rules. That wasn't

enough for her, so in shared

bathroom she brought and chained

to the sink, a goat that is two years old.

Goat like every other, doesn't know

where she is, so that bathroom

serves no purpose as intended.

I stress that on top of all that

that same Pola named her goat

Cana, which couldn't be done

in good intentions when is known

that sued Pola knows

that that was the name of my first wife.

And now... On top of al

I this, another thing.

While I washed my face yesterday,

she ate half of my left trouser leg.

Pola ate it? - Half of the

trouser leg, the goat ate it.

And that same thing happens to others.

Cana should be sold,

damage compensated, and Pola

should be sent to observation.

I ask you politely, rescue me for God's sake!

Bogosav Bogac Mili, member of...

S, s, r, n.

- S, d...

Why do you need that?

- I don't want to hear that anymore man.

Isn't this goat bothering

you? - Yes, but

we can solve that nicely.

- Nicely huh? Should I wait another year

I can't take it sonny,

I can't take it anymore.

I go to the bathroom, I undress

and she watches me. It's a disgrace...

Why disgrace? It's a goat

- Goat, but female goat.

You know how she's watching?

In my own bathroom I have to bathe

in my bathing suit.

- So you check if I forgot

something you write it.

Hide it, no one should see it.

Good afternoon. - Good afternoon.

Who are you looking for? - Ms. Lula.

For Ms. Lula you ring 4 times.

It's written here! - Thank you.

Mia. - Yes?

- Rewrite that for me. - I will.

Mia, you don't mind these worms?

- I don't.

Yes, they're quiet.

I'm going on fishing tomorrow morning,

so I wanted to take them to my room

but how can I put worms

in my bedroom.

You look after them. - But...

- And rewrite that please.

Who are you looking for?

- Ms. Lula. - She's not home.

When she will be?

- I don't know, call informations.

Mia. - Yes? - Did it ring

twice now? - Twice.

It's for me then.

You didn't rewrite that.

- I will. - Well it's urgent.

Mia. - Yes? - Electricity bill.

Ring it and convene home council.

They are not home.

- As soon as they come you convene them.

Rewrite that.

- I will!

Are you alone?

- I'm alone.

Read this and tell me is it good.

- What's that?

Lawsuit! I'm suing them.

- You too? - How's that?

You too, such quiet and calm woman...

- I can't take it anymore.

How long will they take advantage of my kindliness? I'm weak. - Please, don't.

Read it, and check it

is it good.

Complaint. I'm asking judge to

protect me, I'm a weak woman...

Widow without protection and for my

age very... - Advanced.

Yes, yes, advanced. But what's the

use of all that when next to me lives

antichrist himself... - Yes.

- Expellee of the God, some wraith

name of the God... - Yes!

- Aunt Pola, what kind of words is this?

Write it 'famous poisoned'!

- Poisoned? - Day before yesterday

he put poison in Cana's clover.

- If he did, she would die.

She would, but my Cana is smarter than him

so she didn't ate it.

He ventilates the bathroom, says there's

cockroaches. Just to poison her.

Wait. Put it away so no one can see it.

- But... - Hide it.

Coming!

Oh, it's you. Come on.

Where have you been?

- I was on walk with Pepi.

My respect aunt Pola.

- God bless you.

Again nothing.

I was sure that I'll have

at least 7 scores.

You'll have to wait for those 100 dinars.

What do you say about brothers

new suit?

You look like grasshopper.

- What? - Like real grasshopper.

You don't understand.

This is the latest fashion.

Pepi! - What is it? - Have you seen it?

- What? - Your poem is printed!

Here's the poem and the critique! Look!

- Really? - Look!

With emotional flickers...

Aunt Pola, my poem is printed.

Lula, brother got his poem printed.

And the critique! Mia, read it.

Aunt Pola, please.

Lula, please. Mia read it.

We won't read the poem, we know it.

Straight to critique.

A new hope. - Who's that? - You are.

- Aunt Pola, I'm a new hope.

Listen to the critique. - Let's hear it.

- With emotional flickers poet has

discovered us his desitilast,

crystal, fluid warm soul.

What soul? -Destilist,

crystal, fluid warm soul.

That's correct. Continue. -He says

"ipsisiam verba", and he should,

he deserved it. Why is it whale, why not fly? Those words are waking up

inside of us and inflame

the thinnest emotions. - My Good, Pepi!

Ah well... - "Why not fly?",

poem asks, to go inside

himself and give intimate

answer with shivers of his heart

and clearly he said to us

"omnia mea mekum porto".

Who said that, Mia? - You, man.

- What does that mean?

I carry all my things with me.

- That's right. I carry all my things with me.

Listen to this. We wish the best of luck

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