Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara Page #2

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Kabira...

- Yes.

Your treasure.

Brilliant. Thanks a ton.

What have you done to this?

Dude!

First of all, be thankful that

l bought this 12,000 Euro bag for you!

What?

Here... show, show...

12,000 Euro for this purse?

- Yes.

Way more than your salary.

What?

Natasha loves these bags.

And l love cars, Kabir.

Always remember.

lf you ever want to gift me an expensive car...

don't hesitate.

l won't.

Good.

Let's go.

l can't.

l need to make some calls.

l'll see you guys later.

Adios amigos.

- l thought this was a holiday.

- Me too.

Let's go.

We take the next right.

- Looks quite old.

- There it is.

There is the cathedral.

- Do you know where this place is?

- Yes, straight ahead.

How far is this gallery?

Shut up!

lt's just here.

This is the street.

Catonia... whatever.

And that's the place.

l guess.

Hey!

Salman Habib.

lt's a desi name.

He must be Pakistani or lndian.

Thanks.

l wish you'd come with us.

We walked all over looking for his gallery.

Man, this city is beautiful.

Well, today l made a 2,000 Pound commission, so...

excuse me if l don't complain.

Cheers.

- 2,000 Pounds?

- Yup!

Cheers.

Dude...

l heard something about you.

What?

You know what it is.

Mom told you?

Yes.

But did she tell you l was forced?

- Okay?

- Okay.

God man!

She can't keep anything to herself.

She's driving me crazy, man.

Yeah.

She came to London a few days ago.

And dragged me to some friend's relative's place.

To see a girl.

Neelu aunty and Gogi uncle's daughter Cookie.

l'd decided that l'd go, have some tea...

exchange pleasantries and decline the match.

As l took the first sip...

Cookie said 'no'!

So... you know...

What?!

l mean, so what! What is there?

What?

Come on, man!

You were set up for an arranged marriage...

and you got rejected?

But l didn't even try to create an impression.

- Now you're just saying it.

- l didn't want to impress her!

You've ruined our reputation.

Shut up, please stop it!

Why did she have to tell you?

What's wrong with her?

Actually, your mom said nothing.

lt's his latest trick.

And you're his latest victim.

- Cheers!

2,000 Pounds!

He's failed.

- Grow up, man!

How old are you?

You know what...

we have to have some shots.

- One for Cookie.

- We'll raise a toast to Cookie.

Okay.

Not for me.

l have a conference call in an hour.

Same old plan?

Mint money and retire at 40?

Yup!

That's the plan.

Listen...

thank you.

For what?

For coming on this trip.

lt means a lot to me.

l'm sure it does.

Literacy is the key.

lt's not that simple.

Oh - my - God!

Kabira, amazing choice.

She's gorgeous but she isn't ours.

What?

An SUV will be a lot comfortable.

To hell with the comfort.

Just look at her!

Guys?

- Hola, good morning. Your name?

- Kabir Dewan.

- Guys!

Kabir... Arjun...

She's beautiful.

l've booked an SUV

and they've charged me, sorry.

Sell Natasha's purse.

Funny.

Please!

What are you doing?

Behave yourself!

Oh, don't even think about it, dude.

All my life l sat in your car.

Now it's my turn.

What are you doing?

12,000 Euro. She rides first class.

Hey Sarah, what's up?

Mr. Yamamoto called?

Well, he'll have the docket in two days.

No, no don't say l'm on a holiday.

Just get Joe to call me back. Bye.

Hey Joe, what's up?

Like... 'now' now?

Yeah, okay. Yeah, l'll do it, bye.

Sorry guys.

Guys... ten minutes tops!

Moshi moshi, Arjun-san.

Moshi moshi, Yamamoto-san.

How are you?

l'm fine, thank you.

Moshi, moshi?

lt's Japanese for hello.

- l assure you, l will always be here for you.

Kabira...

look at this amazing view.

And, now look at our friend.

My team is going to put together all the information.

And you will have the docket with you in three days.

What happened to him, dude?

lf you ask me...

he has become mentally sick.

And he needs the psychiatrist.

lsn't this from school?

Not school.

- Eschool!

- Eschool.

Eschool!

Because only the

Mr. the Dubey can the talk like this.

The Mr. the Dubey.

Are you mentally challenged my buy?

Not buy.

bwoy.

- bwoy.

Mentally challenged my bwoy...

Mental bwoy.

Thank you, Mr. Yamamoto.

Let's go. l'm done.

Arjun, my bwoy...

you look the mental in this the uniform!

Let's go.

Okay, the very the well the saids.

Guys...

just do as l say.

lt's been ten years since college.

Please grow up.

- Don't do this, please.

- Trust me.

You'll kiss me later.

When l shout...

point to the urinal and scream loudly.

Bye!

Dude, you're the mentally the sick!

People are the same everywhere.

lt's just human nature.

What are you doing?

Poor thing's feeling hot.

Poor thing?

Kabira...

meet Bagwati.

What's happened to yourjokes?

Are they sick?

Well, they've taken after you.

Hey Joe, yes l spoke to Mr. Yamamoto and...

Somebody please throw his phone out.

What the...

- Are you mad?

Did you just...

You think we'll get it?

Sorry, l didn't think he would do it.

Of course you didn't know, Kabir.

Now go find my phone.

- Where?

- l don't know.

l want my phone, that's all.

lt could've broken.

Arjun, don't be silly... we won't find it.

Silly?

You threw my phone out of a moving car, you moron!

He said it, l threw it.

Didn't you?

Kabir...

please tell me to slap him.

Don't be silly.

Just tell me to slap him.

Slap him.

- What's wrong with you?

- Guys!

l'll get you a new phone.

l was just joking.

Well, it's not funny.

That call was important.

You think being 'cool and funny' gives you

the license to do anything?

lt's always like,

'lmran said this. He's so funny.'

'lmran did that, he is so cool'.

Grow up!

Throwing my phone out the window is not funny!

Hooking up with my girlfriend was not funny!

Listen...

it's been four years.

And l've apologised for it.

Now let it go.

Or what? Huh, what?

Stop it. Stop it, you two.

You're behaving like kids.

lf there's a problem, deal with it.

Like adults.

Who made you the judge?

Do you see anyone else here?

Listen.

Let's get this straight.

l don't have any problem with him.

Why would you have a problem?

Sonali was my girlfriend.

Come on, Sonali and me fell in love.

lt happens. Sh*t happens.

Yeah.

lt was sh*t.

For me.

And l'm sure you didn't give it a second thought.

lmran man...

l would never do that to you.

Arjun...

l screwed up.

Now what do you want me to do?

What do l do?

Should l wear a

'Sorry, Arjun' t-shirt and walk around?

What should l do?

Just look at him.

Listen to me, okay.

You two, please!

Sonali was a b*tch.

Understand?

l'm sorry, really.

She used you.

Then gave you a BPL and used him.

And she dumped you as well.

She was a waste of time then

and she is a waste of time now.

Four years ago we cancelled this trip because of her.

Today we're here for me.

Don't let her ruin this.

Please!

How many times do l have to apologise?

How many times?

Let's just make it clear.

Till it doesn't come from here.

What's BPL?

Bum Pe Laat.

[Kick in the arse.]

You're crazy.

Speak with him. He slapped me.

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