Zombie Self-Defense Force Page #2

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Akemi!

She's dead.

Don't come near me, monster!

I'm not a monster. And you?

You're human too, aren't you?

Are you all right?

Help me!

Monsters... monsters are after me!

If you help me, I'll do anything you want.

Do whatever you want

with me. I'll be your lover.

Hey, calm down.

They say the corpse of

General Kidota never rotted.

He must have died with

such a strong grudge.

If he died in a wind cave his corpse

might have turned into wax.

Sometimes body fat can turn into

fatty acids like soap, and never rots.

It's his grudge. Science

can't explain everything.

A corpse that never rots...

The corpse we saw seemed

like it returned to life too.

A living corpse...

Yuri, what's wrong?

I have a little headache.

I'd better hurry before my wife returns.

I gotta hide her somewhere.

Don't look at me like that!

I have no choice, do I?

It isn't easy for a couple to break up.

Please stop it, Akemi. You're scaring me.

I lost my keys.

What?

Akemi, are you still alive?

I'm sorry, Akemi!

I was gonna take you to the hospital!

It's true!

I wasn't thinking of discarding your body!

You're scaring me again!

No violence, please!

I'm sorry, Akemi!

Sorry, Akemi!

Sorry!

Sorry!

I'm sorry, Akemi! So sorry!

What have I done to deserve this?

I fooled around with such a terrible woman.

Hey, I think you're lost.

We should be near a highway.

I'm tired. Piggyback me.

You can't be serious.

But I'm wearing heels.

I can't walk any more.

You said you'd help me.

All right. Here.

What a wimp.

Hey, help!

The procedure with lost civilians?

Rescue.

Roger.

Are you all right?

Everything sucks.

Monsters attacking me, we're lost...

and he's useless.

Are you talking about me?

Monsters?

Could you possibly be...

You're Hitomi!

Do you know me?

Yes, I have your CD.

I'm your fan.

I'm flattered!

You're gonna protect me, aren't you?

Of course, it's my job.

I still would if it weren't.

Did you say monsters just now?

Who are you?

Why the hell is there a woman

in the self-defense army?

Female officers aren't anything new.

But I'd like to hear about the monsters.

They're people-eating monsters.

Everyone got killed.

I saw them too.

The dead come back to

life and attack people.

Captain.

I can't believe it.

They're zombies, Captain.

That crashed UFO is causing

a zombie phenomenon.

How non-scientific.

You all saw one minutes ago.

That hung corpse too, it must

have turned into a zombie.

We must contact headquarters first.

There's a civilian inn down this way.

We'll use their phone.

I can't walk.

You don't look like you're hurt.

What, you got a problem with that?

Not really.

Then, please get on my back.

There.

Let's go.

Mr. Hayakawa, you're so kind.

You're strong too, like

a man I can depend on.

That tickles.

So, that's what he's really like.

A Sci-Fi and horror fanboy...

and a pop star fanboy on top of that.

Hey, Mr. Hayakawa.

Yes.

Are you friendly with that woman?

What?

You mean Yuri Aso?

Not at all. I just met her

during this exercise.

I really only know her name.

She seems mean.

I agree.

She seems kind of cold.

She could...

learn something from you.

Yeah?

Are you coming on to me?

Yes. Oh no, I'm not.

Damn it, she's making a fool out of me.

What do you think?

About the zombie phenomenon?

I think it's ridiculous.

But you believe in ghosts, don't you?

No way.

Believing in them and being scared

of them are two different things.

Sure, it's far from being scientific to

think the dead can come back to life.

Well, that's not necessarily so.

There are scientific possibilities

that the dead may revive.

By turning it into a cyborg, for instance.

That sounds just like Hayakawa's sci-fi talk.

Like "Martians vs. Cyborgs".

Are you all right?

Is your headache bad?

No, it's nothing.

Quick, before my wife returns,

I must discard her somewhere.

The self-defense army?

Why are they having an exercise here?

Are they coming this

way? That's a problem.

I think I saw someone.

I wonder if they'd let me take a bath.

I don't feel good with the blood on me.

Let's go and see.

It's sticky.

Yes, I'm coming.

We're a platoon engaged in exercise.

Our radio broke.

Would you mind letting use your phone?

You must be inconvenienced.

Please go ahead.

I wanna take a bath.

Oh, a bath? Sure.

Oh, you're covered with

lots of blood. Are you hurt?

But it's not my blood.

Your face is stained with blood too.

This is... uh, you see...

I was cutting up a female pig for dinner.

Cutting up a pig?

It's our specialty at this inn.

A roasted whole female pig,

freely flavored, office-lady style.

With a baby inside!

Oh, the phone's over there

and the bath's over there.

You can borrow my wife's

clothes. Please come in.

Something's strange.

He's acting nervous or something.

Yeah.

The phone call first.

What's the matter, Yuri?

We are experiencing an overload.

Please hang up and try again later.

What's going on?

What kind of a joke is this?

A roasted whole female

pig with a baby inside.

Did you see that?

It looked like something jumped out.

Hey, what are you all

doing? It's off limits here.

As they say:
"At age seven, boys

may no longer enter the kitchen!"

I'm suffocating!

Captain, permission to fire?

Sakomizu!

Let's go.

Is that human?

You mean, the baby?

What is it?

Hey!

I don't think it is.

All right, everyone, get your guns ready.

Permission to shoot.

Roger.

Where's it gone?

Over there.

Is it crying?

Shall we follow it?

I hope it didn't go to the bathroom.

Hitomi.

Hey, wait!

All right, rescue the civilians.

Roger.

Cover this area. We'll go back out there.

Roger.

Hitomi, this way, this way!

Are you all right?

Captain.

Sakomizu, he's human, isn't he?

Minato?

Captain...

He's no longer human.

Close all doors!

Sakomizu, close all the

doors. Lock them all up.

Roger.

I killed the monster baby, Captain.

We've got new ones.

Brother Kenzaki!

Mr. Nishiyama...

Get inside.

Close all the windows and lock them up.

Roger.

Mr. Hayakawa, wait up!

Aso!

Yuri... Yuri!

Yuri!

Aso, are you all right?

Yes.

It looks like the baby bit him.

Oh, you're awake.

The phone still isn't working.

No TV reception either.

Something wrong?

No.

This might be happening

not just around here.

What on earth is happening?

They say, "When there's no more room

in hell, the dead will walk the earth."

Yuri?

But I don't think anyone

can really explain it.

Did the UFO crash cause this?

Where's Hayakawa?

He's preparing a meal for us.

Captain wants to depart once we eat.

Depart?

In all of this?

Looks like there's a car.

The inn owner had the keys.

Mr. Hayakawa, you're a good cook.

My family runs a restaurant back home.

You talk about yourself as

if you're a third person.

Oh, is that strange?

No, it's sooooo cute!

Ow, it's hot.

There.

Hey, you will protect me, won't you?

If you do...

I'll do anything for you.

Well, then...

I'd like your autograph on my cd.

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