Zombie Self-Defense Force Page #3

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What?

Is that all you want?

Then, will you autograph my body too?

Your body?

You've got a fine pen right here, don't you?

Come on!

Hitomi!

Stop it, bastard!

- Hold it! Hold it!

I'm gonna f***in' kill you!

Calm down.

What's wrong with you? So stupid!

Wait a minute now. Calm down.

Please calm down.

Damn you, you said you'd be my woman!

Don't be so rash, okay?

Exhale, inhale... Exhale, inhale...

'Cause you're so wimpy!

Please don't say anything like that!

I like Mr. Hayakawa much better.

Calm down.

Making a fool out of me!

I'm gonna f***in' kill you!

Calm down, okay? Calm

down. Give me your gun.

I'm gonna kill you all!

Hayakawa, you're going too far.

He's got a high fever.

Hayakawa, give me a hand.

Sure.

Let's carry him to the couch over there.

Yeah.

You've got something to say? Say it.

I have nothing to say.

Then, why do you look at me

in a condescending way?

Remember this:

I hate women like you!

What happened to him?

I don't know.

He may have been infected by something.

Gee, you've become ugly.

You can't even walk outside.

Why don't you die?

Guess you're already dead.

Hold him down!

Come and help us.

No. Why should I?

I hope Mr. Hayakawa will come back soon.

Mr. Hayakawa!

Oh, Hitomi.

I missed you.

I'm sorry.

Here you are.

Oh. Captain.

Thank you for your autograph.

We're low on ammunition.

But pick something other than

the hand guns that you can use.

You can wield any weapon well.

What's wrong?

What do you know about me?

Who are you?

I...

I...

Who am I?

Yuri, is something wrong?

I can't remember anything.

I just realized a moment ago that I don't

remember anything prior to this exercise.

Sometimes I get flashbacks

of me being operated upon.

I think you were there.

You're imagining things.

You banged your head and

you're a little confused, I think.

Hey, man-eating zombies!

Over here! Over here! Over here!

What's the matter?

Over here! Come here!

Come on, gather around!

Hey, over here, all of you!

Come around!

Hey, don't I look delicious?

Hey, right here. Gather around now.

I look delicious, don't I?

Good, they're all coming here.

Hey, over here, look. Come here.

Hey, come closer, gather around.

Hey, gather around.

Good. You in the back too.

That's it. I taste good.

It's prime meat.

Hey, hey, come closer.

That's it. Good.

Come closer, come closer now.

Check your weapons.

Roger.

You know how to drive, right?

Yes.

Weapons.

Roger.

There. Ta-da! Hayakawa-san,

look, don't I look cool?

You look cool.

That's dangerous.

That's dangerous. That's really dangerous.

Please give that to me.

First, we must move the

infirmed. Please help me.

I don't wanna. Let's leave that fool alone.

But we can't do that.

Please. Why don't we sit

and talk right here instead?

Talk?

Clamp!

Any kind of topic.

Tell me a story you know.

All right! All right!

All right.

A story...

A story...

Hitomi...

Have you ever heard about the

ghost of a young general...

of the old lmperial Army that

wanders in the primitive forest?

In our country, tens of thousands

of ghosts of brave warriors...

who gave their lives to serve the nation...

yet couldn't die in action

to become heroes.

You see, the corpse of Second

Lt. Kidota never rotted.

That's a boring story.

Don't you have another story?

Well, it becomes interesting

from this point on. Please listen.

Some cult group stole his corpse.

They deified it and placed it in

a cave in the primitive forest.

Hitomi, run quickly.

Hurry!

Captain!

Thanks. Hurry, get the car.

Roger.

Sakomizu!

Captain...

Captain!

You've gotta hold on!

Something stinks.

Hayakawa...

Help me.

If you help me, I'll let you do me.

You both like me, don't you?

I'll do you too, all right?

Where are the keys?

Yuri...

I'm sorry I kept something from you.

I work for a research institute that operates

directly under Ministry of Defense.

Yuri, you aren't human.

You're the first model of our cyber officers

created to fight in real war situations.

Don't joke around at a time like this!

Wait right here.

Yuri!

Hayakawa!

Yuri, listen.

You died in an accident during an exercise.

We brought you back to life

by transforming your body.

This exercise was meant

to be your first test run.

Turn on the switch in your molar.

That'll put you in a full battling mode...

turning you into the strongest

patriotic fighter ever.

If the test goes well...

we'll mass manufacture them

and declare a war on the U.S.

We'll have a return match for World War II.

We won't lose this time around.

Fight, our Cyber Officer Yuri!

No...

Help me.

My legs hurt.

Do something about it!

It doesn't hurt any more, does it?

Turn on the switch in your molar.

Faster Speed Mode: On

Enemy Remaining:
Zero

Enemy Approaching

Telescopic Vision: On

We shall keep firing at our enemy nations.

The 100 million citizens of Japan

shall become one as a ball of fire.

A blossom that opens should

be ready to one day fall.

We shall not want until we win.

No Sundays or Saturdays for us.

We shall serve as a tool

for the lmperial reign.

This battle shall determine

the victory of the nation.

How could the Emperor, the gods'

descendant, have turned human?

War Dead...

Enemy Soldier...

I am the alien that arrived in the UFO.

Let's be friends, earthlings.

I am...

a little octopus.

Cyber Officer Yuri Aso defeated

the ghost of General Kidota.

But she was far from being

elated over the victory.

We shouldn't have fought one another.

We should have loved one another instead.

What sad existence humans are.

Human...

but Yuri's not even human.

She's a mere robot, a weapon

developed for militaristic reasons.

Who would listen to a

machine talk about love?

Just then, the sun began to rise in

the direction where she was walking.

That's right.

She can't afford to stall here.

Japan's peace was on her shoulders.

With renewed fight and hope, and

patriotism burning in her heart...

she kept walking one step at a

time, toward Japan's bright future.

As I told you...

I hate people like you!

It's al-al-all right.

I-I-I ha-ha-hate you, too.

Miyuu Watase

Mihiro

Yasunari Kozu

Kenji Arai

Directed by

Naoyuki Tomomatsu

Ann Jiitsu

Subtitled and Mastered by

Cannibal King

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