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to have kept you waiting.

I needed to freshen up a bit

before my husband comes home.

He and his brother work

the early shift at the mine.

Are you to be our

new postman, Mister...?

Nuddle.

Frank Nuddle, yes ma'am.

If I could just get your

signature right here.

Oh I see...

this is addressed to my husband.

His name is Ashley.

Often causes confusion.

If you could just wait a bit,

he will be home shortly.

Yes...

yes, indeed.

You know,

I think it would be okay

if you sign for him

being as you're married and all.

If I could get your signature

right here,

I will be on my way.

I still have a few more houses

to visit.

Oh, here he is now.

Hi sweetheart.

Who was that odd fellow?

That was our new postman.

I don't know what got into him.

One minute,

he was asking me for a signature

and the next he ran

screaming from the house.

Hmm.

I... I suppose it was the dog.

He said he has had a

horror of them ever

since the Battle of the Bulge

trapped in the middle

of the night

in the Ardennes,

10 feet up the tree.

Surrounded by the pack of

vicious beasts...

sure that any moment,

their barking would

bring the Nazis and

that moment would be his last.

Enough to make anyone

lose their nerve.

If you woke up to find

your peaceful neighborhood

looks like this.

Congratulations,

you are living in Zombieworld.

How to survive

a zombie apocalypse.

Origins

A zombie pandemic spreads fast.

To save yourself, we suggest you

follow a few safety tips.

Let's go back to

the very beginning.

Whoa! Not that far!

So, yes, watch our

special reports.

We interrupt this program

to give you a report.

Listen to your radio.

...reports of mass-murder

from all over the state.

Check the internet or simply

look out your window.

Run as fast as you can to

some less populated area.

But keep in mind

that while the zombies

are trying to take your life,

the living will take

everything else.

That car was stolen

by this girl.

Who became this zombie

who was killed by that guy,

who actually is...

...this guy!

That's Karma for you.

Yep, still exists

in the zombie apocalypse.

When you are left all alone,

paranoia kicks in.

Questions like:

Who started all of this?

Was it the government, aliens...

We like to believe in

that old saying.

When there's no more room

in hell...

- The dead...

- Will walk the Earth.

After killing a lot of zombies

and losing some friends

along the way

you might feel down,

a bit lonely...

But don't give up.

Happiness might be just...

...around the corner.

Yes, there is a chance

at romance...

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE LOVE

...in the zombie apocalypse.

This requires serious music.

Heck, no one cares

what you were before.

What matters is

what you've become.

Some turn into zombies,

others into heroes.

Nobody cares if you were

an accountant.

Or a first-rate shooter.

What matters is to be

the last man standing.

To stand for

the whole human race.

So, we all can survive

another day.

In Zombieworld.

Hey, have a good time.

No! No!

Marvin, you okay?

Marvin, Marvin!

No! No! No!

I'm Marvin Gloatt, KPRS news...

reporting from Zombieworld.

Looks like you're not going

to be the one

who does best in life after all.

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