Zotz! Page #4
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Do you know where I might find
Professor Jones this morning?
I have a little
translation problem
I'd like to discuss
with him.
Jones? Jones?
No, I haven't seen him since the
cocktail party yesterday evening.
Behaved very
peculiarly, didn't he?
Perhaps I can help.
Well, I'm afraid it's in the field of
ancient languages, Professor Kellgore.
Call me Horatio.
Well, I must run.
Thanks, anyway.
Please continue, Professor.
That's all there is to tell.
Yes.
Now, if I understand
you correctly,
you say that you're actually
able to destroy living creatures
by pointing your
finger at them
and speaking this
word, "Zotz. "
Yes, but only if
the coin is on my person.
Don't you see that all
this is mere delusion?
Delusion? Why, I've
seen it with my own eyes.
A line of people on the sidewalk,
mown down as if by a machine gun.
Hallucination.
It was not hallucination.
And there was the moth
and the cat and the ships
and the squirrel
and the dinosaur.
The dinosaur, Professor?
I mean, the lizard. Just
a little lizard, you know.
Yes. Yes, of course. It was
a baby dinosaur, wasn't it?
Yeah, it was...
No, no, no.
Professor Jones, you're an intelligent
man and I won't try to humor you.
But surely you can understand
are merely a result
of your repressed hostility,
your aggressive feelings
toward society.
I have no aggressive feelings
toward society, Dr. Kroner.
I must confess, at this moment, however,
I have aggressive
feelings toward you.
Well, that's
As a matter of fact,
you're a classic case.
I will not be referred
to as a "classic case!"
Sir, this power of
yours does not exist.
It does exist!
Then show me.
What?
Show me. Convince me.
Demonstrate this
horrible force,
this power you have
over life and death.
Very well. But what shall
I demonstrate it on?
Me.
Oh, I couldn't do that.
Why not? Well, it would cause you pain.
Well, now why should
that concern you?
You've already said that you have
aggressive feelings toward me.
Here's your chance
to unleash them.
Oh, I can't.
Of course you can't. Because
this power is not real.
It is.
It's imaginary.
It's not.
Not what?
Not real. I mean imaginary.
There, you see? You can't distinguish
between reality and imagination.
I'm sorry, Doctor,
but there's no other way.
You put on
a good act, Professor.
Remember, you brought
this on yourself.
Go ahead. Take out
your hostility on me.
It will do you
a world of good.
I was doubled over,
like this.
It was very painful.
Perhaps he hypnotized you.
Well, I know a bit more about
hypnosis than you do, Dean,
and I can assure you
I was not hypnotized.
Then, how do you
explain it?
Very simple.
Appendicitis.
the first thing in the morning.
No, no.
Of course not, my boy.
It's simply that I think
you need a rest.
Sir, I'm in perfect health.
Go away for a few days.
A week.
Please, sir, if you'd only listen to me.
Go someplace to relax.
Take a trip.
A trip?
Yes.
A trip.
Well, I think you'd better try
Lieutenant Stefanski, sir.
He may be able
to help you.
You don't understand.
I don't want him to help me.
I want to help him.
Yes, sir. But you'd better
see the lieutenant anyway.
You'll find him
in 3C-4L-3-S-19.
Three C...
It's very simple, sir.
You see, this building has
five sides, A, B, C, D and E.
Now 3C means the third
floor of side C. That way.
That way.
what corridor to take.
Four.
That's right over there.
Over there.
The second three
means the third court,
then, S-19 is the 19th
stanchion on your left.
You can't miss it, sir.
Thank you. What was
that floor again?
Third floor, sir.
Third floor.
You see, Lieutenant Stefanski,
they sent me in to see you, but...
Professor Jones, I'm afraid
the army isn't interested.
There are many such suggestions
that come across my desk every day,
and we are not interested.
Now you listen to me...
Oh, now be reasonable, Henry.
I handled the last one.
That screwball with the steam-operated
machine gun. It's your turn now.
What do you mean,
you've got a stomach ache?
What about Lieutenant Stefanski?
Captain Byron? Major Foulger?
They've all got
stomach aches?
I tell you, it's that lousy
food they serve in the cafeteria.
All right. All right,
send him over.
Yes?
General Bullivar.
Yes.
There's a Professor Jones
who wishes to see you.
I know. I know.
Tell him to wheel it in.
Wheel what in, sir?
A death ray, or whatever it is
he thinks he's invented.
He doesn't have anything with
him, sir. Not even a briefcase.
Oh, one of those
quiet ones, huh?
Well, I guess there's no use
delaying it. Send him in.
Yes, sir.
Professor Jones, sir.
Hello there, how are you?
So you're the fellow that's come all the
way from California just to talk to us.
Yes, sir. I'm delighted
to meet you, Professor.
Thank you, General. Sit down. Sit
down. Make yourself comfortable.
Well,
thank you very much.
Well, did you have
a pleasant trip?
Most pleasant, thanks.
And how are you enjoying
your visit to the capital?
Well, I only arrived
this morning...
Now, take my advice, don't
miss the Lincoln Memorial.
It's a very moving experience. It brings
tears to my eyes every time I see it.
Well, I'm sure it's most
impressive. Have a cigar.
What? No, thank you. Do you
mind if I get right to the point?
Oh, yes, of course. The colonel
mentioned something about a new weapon.
Well, it's not
exactly a weapon.
Oh? Well, what is it?
A gun, a bomb?
Would you be interested
in a method to immobilize,
even destroy, as you choose, every
living thing within range of vision?
Ships, tanks, planes.
How do you intend
to go about this?
Light rays? Sound
vibrations? Black magic?
Yes.
Yes, what?
Black magic. You see,
I'm a human weapon.
Now, look, Professor, I do not have
the time to stand around making jokes.
I'm not joking,
I assure you.
A human weapon!
Are you serious?
I've never been more
serious in my life.
You see...
I see. I see.
You're some sort
of a magician, huh?
What?
Look, I'm afraid they've sent
you to the wrong department.
Now what you want is the Entertainment
Division of Special Services.
I'll make one little phone call
and settle this whole thing for you.
No! Wait! Wait!
Now, get me Colonel...
General! I can prove it.
Never mind.
All right, prove it.
Excuse me.
Look. That airplane up there.
Uh-huh.
Now watch this.
I'm watching.
You see?
Wonderful! Marvelous!
Now watch this.
Uh-huh.
There. And the secret
lies in this ancient coin.
In that coin?
Well, well, well.
And you see,
You know, this is a marvelous little
invention you have here, Professor.
Well, it's not exactly
an invention...
I'll tell you what
I'm going to do.
I'm going to have my
secretary help you fill out
form number W5A16,
in quadruplicate...
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