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The Madness of King George
Alan Bennett
1994		(Child) Give it me! Amelia. Captain Greville, ma'am... His Majesty's new equerry. Captain Fitzroy? Uh... Could you show me... Oh, God. Come ...Rate it:

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The Magical World of Winnie the Pooh Vol. 1 - All for One, One for All
Sam Rogers
2003		"RABBIT MARKS THE SPOT" Ahoy, me matey swabs! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Through the 100 Aker Wood! Yo ho, everyone knows a pirate's l...Rate it:

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The People vs. George Lucas
Alexandre O. Philippe
2010		On January 5, 2010, George Lucas appeared on The Daily Show ... To speak... on the launch of historical book. But Jon Stewart had other questi...Rate it:

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The Thrill of It All
Carl Reiner
1963		Oh! Oh! Wonderful! Oh! Hi! - Darling? - Darling. I'm pregnant. # You know it, I know you know it # Cos I show it # lmpossible deal to conc...Rate it:

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Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
Scott Rosenberg
1995		Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs|to kiss her fella, made a mistake|and kissed a snake. How many doctors|did it take? - One, two, thr...Rate it:

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This Above All
R.C. Sherriff
1942		Hello. Yes, this is Upper Walsham 3, Cathaway manor house. Dinner's ready, Mr. Parsons. Yes? Oh, yes, Miss Prudence, did you want to speak to t...Rate it:

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This Is Where I Leave You
Jonathan Tropper
2014		Morning, Randy. Hi. - Morning. Morning. - Good morning. Shelby. Caramel mocha. Judd. You rock. Thank you. I do rock, don't I? - Judd. - Wade...Rate it:

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To End All Wars
Brian Godawa
2001		Ernest: How I miss Scotland and the sea. The sea. There's nothing like it in all the earth -- salt in your face, the wind at your back, and ...Rate it:

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Tomorrow I Will Date With Yesterday's You
Tomoko Yoshida
2016		1 It was love at first sight. On my usual commute to school, I suddenly found myself head over heels. In response, my first thought was, Gim...Rate it:

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Tomorrow You're Gone
Matthew F. Jones
2012		My dear Charlie, When you get' out... you're going to feel free as a bird. There is not much more a man could want. Fuck all, I mean, who wou...Rate it:

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Trumped: Inside the Greatest Political Upset of All Time
Unknown
2017		[man] Seven twenty-four, roger. Try to maintain 2,000. [pilot] Set to maintain 2,000. Seven-two-four. [man] Coming in final four, try to main...Rate it:

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Tu mi turbi (You Upset Me)
Roberto Benigni
1983		Come! Come! Dale! The sheep must walk alone. Come Smarrita! Do not stop! Come here! On the other hand! You left and career change, eh! Do n...Rate it:

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Twelfth Night: Or What You Will
Trevor Nunn
1996		I'll tell the tale now listen to me With a hey ho the wind and the rain but merry or sad Which shall it be? For the rain... it raineth every ...Rate it:

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VeggieTales: Are You My Neighbor?
Phil Vischer
1995		Bob: Okay, Larry, it's time for the theme song. Larry: Uh, yeah, Bob. What do I do? Bob: Hmm... Let's see. I know. You play the guitar. Larry: B...Rate it:

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VeggieTales: King George and the Ducky
Phil Vischer
2000		(The episode opens on the countertop with Jimmy and Jerry Gourd, who are disguised respectively as Bob and Larry.) Jimmy: Hi, kids! And welcome to...Rate it:

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VeggieTales: King George and the Ducky
Phil Vischer
2000		(The episode opens on the countertop with Jimmy and Jerry Gourd, who are disguised respectively as Bob and Larry.) Jimmy: Hi, kids! And welcome to...Rate it:

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Warning: This Drug May Kill You
Unknown
2017		Man: Lyle! Get up, Lyle! Get up. Man: Facebook Live, he found her passed out, man. He found her passed out on her face... I don't know. But ...Rate it:

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Watu Wote: All of us
Julia Drache
2017		1 WATU WOTE All of Us. The border region between Kenya and Somalia is considered highly dangerous. In recent years Christians have repeatedly ...Rate it:

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We All Fall Down
Kurt Knight
2016		- Hear it change, Todd, the change is coming. - I know. You don't have to remind me. - What are you gonna do about it, Todd? - I'm taking him...Rate it:

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We Are All Murderers
André Cayatte
1952		1 WE ARE ALL MURDERERS - It's mine! - Are you kidding? What are you doing? - Nothing. - I saw you hiding something. I haven't got anything. ...Rate it:

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We Love You
Alan Yang
2016		Life is a rolling ocean If you want to stay in motion You gotta get, you gotta get You gotta get ahead of the wave Young love's never humble...Rate it:

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What Did You Do in the War, Daddy?
William Peter Blatty
1966		1 -Captain Cash, reporting as ordered, sir! -Oh, rest, Captain. I don't mean ''parade rest.'' I mean rest! Actually, I find this rather relaxin...Rate it:

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What Doesn't Kill You
Brian Goodman
2008		- Hey, folks. - It's that time again, right? Yeah. Good size? Come on, guys. Hurry up. You good? - What's going on? - We're all set. - You ...Rate it:

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What Planet Are You From?
Garry Shandling
2000		At the far reaches of the universe... ...lies a planet of men who have advanced technologically... ...beyond the realm of human comprehension. ...Rate it:

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