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Three And Out
Steve Lewis
2008		Oh, I just don't know where to begin Though he says he'll wait forever It's now or never But she keeps him hanging on The silly champion She s...Rate it:

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Thunderbolt and Lightfoot
Michael Cimino
1974		Man of sorrows! What a name For the Son of God, who came Ruined sinners to reclaim Hallelujah What a savior Bearing shame and scoffing rude I...Rate it:

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Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie
Tim Heidecker
2012		1 Oh. Oh, good morning. Hi. Hi. Hi. I'm Chef Goldblum. And right now I'll bet you're probably just getting comfortable in your own Schlaaa...Rate it:

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Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
Bob Hilgenberg
2010		Some people say that fairies are the stuff of fantasy. They think the world is just what you can touch and hear and see, while others say the t...Rate it:

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Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast
Tom Rogers
2014		1 Look high in the sky On this Never Land night For a glowing, green star The fourth from the right As it falls from the heavens And streaks ...Rate it:

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Tinker Bell And The Lost Treasure
Evan Spiliotopoulos
2009		NARRATOR: "The changing of the seasons "brings wonder to the world "For ages has the magic of the fairies been unfurled "But nature's greatest...Rate it:

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To Have and Have Not
Ernest Hemingway
1944		Good morning, Capt. Morgan. What can I do for you today? Same thing as yesterday. You and your client wish to make a temporary exit from the po...Rate it:

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To Live and Die in L.A.
William Friedkin
1985		1 I believe that in both spirit and substance... ...our tax system has come to be un-American. Death and taxes may be inevitable, but unjust ...Rate it:

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To the Core and Back
Cooper Layne
2003		Original Source: [distorted sounds] - [calliope music] - [chattering] [ticking] [ticking stops] [scoffs] - It stopped. - What's that, Dave?...Rate it:

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Tom and Huck
Stephen Sommers
1995		Smile, damn you. Smile! - [ Door Opens ] - [ Gasps ] Shut the door. What do you want? I have a job for you. What kind of job? It's heavy wo...Rate it:

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Tom and Jerry & The Wizard of Oz
Gene Grillo
2011		Ohh. Come on, Toto. She isn't coming yet, Toto. Did she hurt you? She tried to, didn't she? Come on, we'll go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Em....Rate it:

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Tom and Jerry Meet Sherlock Holmes
Earl Kress
2010		Aha, the perfect plot on paper. Wha-? Stop, thieves! Holmes. Holmes, I say. Holmes? Holmes? - You'll never guess where I've been. - You've ju...Rate it:

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Tom and Jerry's Giant Adventure
Paul Dini
2013		1 Once upon a time... ...there was an enchanted land called Storybook Town. This wasn't a make-believe place. It was for real... ...with full...Rate it:

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Tom and Jerry: A Nutcracker Tale
Spike Brandt
2007		Once upon a Christmas Eve... ... the Nutcracker ballet was performed to everyone's delight. And while this ballet had many admirers... ... in ...Rate it:

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Tom and Jerry: Robin Hood and His Merry Mouse
Earl Kress
2012		[NARRATOR READS ON-SCREEN TEXT] [HORSE NEIGHING] [DRIVER WHISTLES] [ROBIN HOOD CHUCKLES] Well done, Jerry Mouse. Thanks for the rope. I'll ta...Rate it:

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Tom and Jerry: Santa's Little Helpers
Jim Praytor
2014		1 [SCREAMS] What are you worried about? You've been nothing but nice this year. [FIRE CRACKLING] [HORNS HONKING AND CARS CRASHING] [ELECTRICI...Rate it:

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Tom and Jerry: Shiver Me Whiskers
William Hanna
2006		This be a tale of the high seas. A tale of fabulous treasure. A tale of three pirate brothers what searched for the treasure. And a tale of how...Rate it:

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Tom and Jerry: Spy Quest
James Krieg
2015		That's my boy. Spike, come here, boy! Ha-ha! - Hey, watch it! - Hey! What's the deal? Masher! Hey, get back here! Mama. Mama, look. That's ...Rate it:

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Tom and Jerry: The Fast and the Furry
Bill Kopp
2005		I leave you alone for an hour, and you destroy my house? And, you, you're no better. You're both evicted! Yes, this could all be yours. This m...Rate it:

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Tom and Jerry: The Lost Dragon
Brian Swenlin
2014		1 By the authority granted to me by the enchanted order of Elder Elves... ...I, Kaldorf the Great... ...do hereby banish you... ...Drizelda th...Rate it:

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Tom and Jerry: The Movie
Dennis Mark
1992		(In Tom’s old house) TOM’S OWNER: Tom! Where are you, Tom? Hurry up, Tom. We’re leaving. TOM: (following his owner until he saw Jerry following him...Rate it:

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Tom and Viv
Michael Hastings
1994		HORN HONKS BICYCLE BELL RINGS CHEERING AND WHISTLING Well... ...boys! Maurice, catch! Quite a spark, Maurice! Oh! Whoo! ...When the day is ...Rate it:

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Tonight and Every Night
Lesser Samuels
1945		Thanks. What's the idea of the pictures, mister? Life magazine's doing a story on the theater. Why didn't you tell me? Look at my hair! What'...Rate it:

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Toot Whistle Plunk and Boom
Dick Huemer
1953		- Today we're going to study about... - Ancient history? - Love and mystery? - Mathematics? - Acrobatics? - Reading? - Spelling? - Storytell...Rate it:

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