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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
Johnny Knoxville
2013		Law offices. You know what I want to be when I grow up? - What? - A fisherman. I want to go fishing every day till I'm rich so I can move ri...Rate it:

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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa .5
Fax Bahr
2014		- Is it going? - Yes. Okay. Leave a message for Irving Zisman at the... You fucking mutt, you're fixing the penguin, dude. I don't give a fu...Rate it:

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Johnny Got His Gun
Dalton Trumbo
1971		How did you get him so quickly? A medical team heard the shell coming in. Apparently, he did, too. Chest and belly practically unmarked. Cur...Rate it:

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Mad Sad Bad
Ji-Seung Han
2014		1 KOREAN ACADEMY OF FILM ARTS (KAFA) PRESENTS A KAFA FILMS PRODUCTION IN ASSOCIATION WITH CJ ENTERTAINMEN MAD SAD BAD [Not everyone can like y...Rate it:

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Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
Melvin Frank
1948		FADE IN: A very high airplane view of the entire island. Over this, a Voice, authoritative, impressive. ...Rate it:

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Nixon by Nixon: In His Own Words
Unknown
2014		I don't come from a political family. I didn't think about the possibility of being President of the United States. My mother didn't take me ...Rate it:

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Nothing Bad Can Happen
Katrin Gebbe
2013		There's only one way you can be saved. You must overcome your fear, and trust in God. Jesus, show me the way. I believe in you, and have no fe...Rate it:

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Ronald McDonald And His Restaurant People: The Animated Series
Steven Spielberg
2021		Ronald McDonald: (LAUGHS) I Am Just Joking! Wendy: (GIGGLING) I Am A Little Girl! Colonel Sanders: Why Do They Always Do This?! Starbucks Mermaid:...Rate it:

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Skvernyy anekdot (A Bad Joke)
Aleksandr Alov
1966		Humanity. Only humanity. Humanity with subordinates serves as a reminder that they are human beings also. I must admit, Ivan Illich, I still c...Rate it:

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Tarzan and His Mate
Edgar Rice Burroughs
1934		I wouldn't trust myself in that jungle if it was me, sir. Well, I will. We'll leave as soon as we can after Arlington gets here. - What time i...Rate it:

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The Bad and the Beautiful
Charles Schnee
1952		Stage 5. Mr. Amiel is rehearsing right now. Very nice. Honey, could you put your hand up by your throat? Telephone, Mr. Amiel. Transatlantic,...Rate it:

(5.00 / 3 votes)
The Bad Batch
Ana Lily Amirpour
2016		USRCs employees are advised to avoid prolonged physical contact with bad batch inmates. This includes eye contact. Bad batch 5035 to 5040, ste...Rate it:

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The Bad News Bears
Bill Lancaster
1976		Pull that in there. Right back to home. Let's move it. - Yeah, not bad. - Okay, let's go for two now. Okay, go for the bunt. Everybody stay a...Rate it:

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The Bad Seed
John Lee Mahin
1956		1 - Be right out, sergeant. - Yes, sir. - Car's here, sweetheart. - All right, darling. Rhoda. Rhododendron, pal. That's a mighty pretty pie...Rate it:

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The Carpenter's Miracle
Judd Parkin
2013		Go, get help! Get help! Go! Go! Go! There's a phone in my vest. Call! Call 911! Call! There's no reception here! Go up to the main road. The...Rate it:

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The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
Peter Greenaway
1989		Go and get the dogs. Come on, then. Mews! Come on, now. Open your mouth. Open your mouth, eh? Learn to appreciate your food, eh? Compared to w...Rate it:

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The Good Guys and the Bad Guys
Ronald M. Cohen
1969		Our story tells of a man grown old His blood's still warm but his heart's grown cold He thinks he's still the man he was But the young poke fun...Rate it:

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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Sergio Leone
1966		You're... ...from Baker? Tell Baker that I told him all that I know already. Tell him I want to live i...Rate it:

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The World in His Arms
Borden Chase
1952		A hundred Dollars for the sturdy men who sign aboard the Golden Clipper. Come on, let Shanghai Kelley buy you a drink. A hundred Dollars what ...Rate it:

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To Each His Own
Charles Brackett
1946		1 Film Company Paramount Olivia De Havilland. In the movie EVERYTHING YOURSELF Mary Anderson Roland Culver Phillip Terry Bill Goodwin and etc...Rate it:

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Tom and Jerry: Robin Hood and His Merry Mouse
Earl Kress
2012		[NARRATOR READS ON-SCREEN TEXT] [HORSE NEIGHING] [DRIVER WHISTLES] [ROBIN HOOD CHUCKLES] Well done, Jerry Mouse. Thanks for the rope. I'll ta...Rate it:

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Tools of the Trade: Inside the Action of 'The Mechanic'
Unknown
2011		BARRANQUILLA, COLOMBIA NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA For what I do is a certain thinking is needed. I run commands. Designated targets. Some command...Rate it:

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Tribute to a Bad Man
Michael Blankfort
1956		LAW OF THE GALLOWS It was the spring of 1875 I ran westward from Laramie ... ... when I first saw Jeremy Rodock Valley If I ever had another ...Rate it:

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VeggieTales: LarryBoy and the Bad Apple
Phil Vischer
2006		[Fade in to the close-up of Bob the Tomato] Bob: Hi kids! Welcome to VeggieTales! I'm Bob the Tomato. Larry: (in his Larry-Boy costume): And I'm ...Rate it:

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