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The Hills Have Eyes
Wes Craven
1977		Goddamn bunch of cutthroats. Oh shit! They'd keep me bellyup out here if they knew I was getting ready to run. Don't you make a noise when you...Rate it:

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The Hills Have Eyes Part II
Wes Craven
1984		Bobby! Bobby! Kill him, Bobby! Kill him! Kill him! (Screaming) (Dog Barking) (Howling) (Dog Growling) (Baby Crying) Why are you doing thi...Rate it:

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The Least Among You
Mark Young
2009		College boy thought he'd have him a color TV. -Hey, y'all, look-a here. -I didn't do anything. Suit on the outside and a Negro on the inside. ...Rate it:

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They Have Changed Their Face
Giulio Berruti
1971		THEY'VE CHANGED FACES Auto Avio Motors. the Soviet representatives concerning the modifications to the 1004 model. Valle, this is Arche. Come...Rate it:

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They've Got Knut
Daniel Nocke
2003		THEY'VE GOT KNU Tyrol, 1983 What l hoped for from our time up here is that l... That we... l'll wait till you're finished. -No, no, go ahead. ...Rate it:

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Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
Scott Rosenberg
1995		Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs|to kiss her fella, made a mistake|and kissed a snake. How many doctors|did it take? - One, two, thr...Rate it:

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This Is Where I Leave You
Jonathan Tropper
2014		Morning, Randy. Hi. - Morning. Morning. - Good morning. Shelby. Caramel mocha. Judd. You rock. Thank you. I do rock, don't I? - Judd. - Wade...Rate it:

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To Have and Have Not
Ernest Hemingway
1944		Good morning, Capt. Morgan. What can I do for you today? Same thing as yesterday. You and your client wish to make a temporary exit from the po...Rate it:

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Tomorrow I Will Date With Yesterday's You
Tomoko Yoshida
2016		1 It was love at first sight. On my usual commute to school, I suddenly found myself head over heels. In response, my first thought was, Gim...Rate it:

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Tomorrow You're Gone
Matthew F. Jones
2012		My dear Charlie, When you get' out... you're going to feel free as a bird. There is not much more a man could want. Fuck all, I mean, who wou...Rate it:

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Tu mi turbi (You Upset Me)
Roberto Benigni
1983		Come! Come! Dale! The sheep must walk alone. Come Smarrita! Do not stop! Come here! On the other hand! You left and career change, eh! Do n...Rate it:

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Twelfth Night: Or What You Will
Trevor Nunn
1996		I'll tell the tale now listen to me With a hey ho the wind and the rain but merry or sad Which shall it be? For the rain... it raineth every ...Rate it:

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VeggieTales: Are You My Neighbor?
Phil Vischer
1995		Bob: Okay, Larry, it's time for the theme song. Larry: Uh, yeah, Bob. What do I do? Bob: Hmm... Let's see. I know. You play the guitar. Larry: B...Rate it:

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VEVO News: On the Set with OK Go and The Muppets
Unknown
2011		That's me, Walter. Where... Where'd you go? Oh, there you are! I have the best life in the whole world. That's my brother, Gary. He's the best ...Rate it:

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Warning: This Drug May Kill You
Unknown
2017		Man: Lyle! Get up, Lyle! Get up. Man: Facebook Live, he found her passed out, man. He found her passed out on her face... I don't know. But ...Rate it:

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We Have a Pope
Nanni Moretti
2011		- Saint Andrew. - Pray for us. St. Simon and Thaddeus. Pray for us. - Saint Matthew. - Pray for us. - Saint Luke. - Pray for us. - Saint Ma...Rate it:

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We Love You
Alan Yang
2016		Life is a rolling ocean If you want to stay in motion You gotta get, you gotta get You gotta get ahead of the wave Young love's never humble...Rate it:

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We'll Never Have Paris
Simon Helberg
2014		Like any organ does as we grow older, the eye deteriorates and decays. Whether it is genetic predisposition Or environmental factors, we are s...Rate it:

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What Did You Do in the War, Daddy?
William Peter Blatty
1966		1 -Captain Cash, reporting as ordered, sir! -Oh, rest, Captain. I don't mean ''parade rest.'' I mean rest! Actually, I find this rather relaxin...Rate it:

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What Doesn't Kill You
Brian Goodman
2008		- Hey, folks. - It's that time again, right? Yeah. Good size? Come on, guys. Hurry up. You good? - What's going on? - We're all set. - You ...Rate it:

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What Planet Are You From?
Garry Shandling
2000		At the far reaches of the universe... ...lies a planet of men who have advanced technologically... ...beyond the realm of human comprehension. ...Rate it:

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What Remains of You
Kevin Dresse
2016		1 WHAT REMAINS OF YOU My sister. Again... What does she want this time? She's making Christmas plans. Is she crazy? It's only September. Sh...Rate it:

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What to Expect When You're Expecting
Shauna Cross
2012		1 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) (TV SHOW THEME PLAYING) HUTCH: Welcome back to Celebrity Dance Factor. I'm Hutch Davidson and we are live from Holl...Rate it:

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What's Love Got to Do with It
Kate Lanier
1993		1 This little light of mine I'm gonna let it shine This little light of mine You know I'm gonna let it shine Whoa This little light of mine ...Rate it:

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