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You Can Tutu
Samantha Collins
2017		[jaunty piano music begins] [Dad] Time to go Tutu! We're gonna be late! Just coming. So. Ready to go get em kiddo? [hesitant] Um, yeah. Lets do th...Rate it:

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You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
George Marion Jr.
1939		- Come on, let's sit down. - I don't want to sit down. - Well, then, let's dance. - And I don't want to dance. - What's the matter with you ton...Rate it:

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You Can't Get Away with Murder
Robert Buckner
1939		Hi, Jane. Woman: so I says to him, "Listen Mr. Schwab, I've been in Jen's furnishing for 3 years," I says, "and there ain't nothing You can ...Rate it:

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You Can't Have It
Danny Finnerty
2017		It was the night that everything had changed. No one could predict, but some saw it coming. Fernando was my best friend. Last night, my brothe...Rate it:

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You Can't Take It with You
Robert Riskin
1938		- Good morning, Mr. Kirby. - Good morning. - Good morning, A.P. - Good morning. Good morning. - No pictures. - New York Times, Mr. Kirby. We...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
You Disappear
Peter Schønau Fog
2017		1 Could you go a bit faster? Faster? You want me to speed up? Frederik... Frederik, slow down. It's not funny any more. Relax, Mom, it's fine...Rate it:

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You Don't Know Jack
Adam Mazer
2010		You Don't Know Jack Man: You know, she had that same look Of agony on her face, Just like mother. The same one mother had, you know? - Woman...Rate it:

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You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Adam Sandler
2008		You don't mess with the Zohan! Come disco. No, no, no. I no disco, I make the fish. Danny, come on, go disco. Oh, okay. Disco! Danny, that lo...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)
You Get Me
Ben Epstein
2017		[man] During the summer before my senior year, I got lucky. My life became the California dream I always wanted. I got a job at a place right b...Rate it:

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You Got Served
Chris Stokes
2004		Time. Yeah! Now, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah! I like it like this! These two crews right here is what I call bad. I'm talking bad as ...Rate it:

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You Gotta Stay Happy
Karl Tunberg
1948		We've been waiting some time. Hey! Hey, pop! Excuse me, please. I told you, no... Oh. Come in, Martin. Your bouquet, Miss Diana. Thank you,...Rate it:

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You I Love
Olga Stolpovskaja
2004		Lubov Tolkalina You are on. What do you do? Evgeny Koriakovsky I am thinking where to go after work. Damir Badmaev But I wanna earn a lot more...Rate it:

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You Instead
Thomas Leveritt
2011		KIM: Hello, I'm Kim Cox, and this is Traffic Jam on eoolobby.org. Today we're coming to you from T in the Park, Scotland's biggest music festi...Rate it:

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You Kill Me
Christopher Markus
2007		And remember to join us this weekend for the Polish Heritage Festival featuring a battle of the polka bands at the Buffalo Civic Center. And...Rate it:

(2.50 / 2 votes)
You May Not Kiss the Brid
Rob Hedden
2011		- You two looks amazing! - Like a perfect couple. C'mon you guys! This is the wedding day. Smile! This is not working. Mr. Pig! Mr. Piggy! C'm...Rate it:

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You May Not Kiss the Bride
Rob Hedden
2011		HD uploader "vrhovc" - You two looks amazing! - Like a perfect couple. C'mon you guys! This is the wedding day. Smile! This is not working. M...Rate it:

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You Only Live Once
Gene Towne
1937		My dear lady, each day, for the last couple of months... this policeman is a walking right past my fruit stand. Then, he's a turn around... he...Rate it:

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You Only Live Twice
Roald Dahl
1967		Calling Cape Comm. This is Jupiter 16. Do you give a "go" for fourth orbit? Cape Comm to Jupiter 16. Can you confirm O-2 pressure is within li...Rate it:

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You Should Meet My Son!
Keith Hartman
2010		You want a kiss? - Yes...... All right, you happy? No I am not happy I want more! You want more? All right. Happy? Now come on.... No more ...Rate it:

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you stupid #season 1 #episode 1
potato turtle`
2018		Jack: this is going to be the best prank. (he carefully placed the spider on the teachers keyboard) mr.Mcgun: ahh!!! (the class laughed) mr.Mc...Rate it:

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You Stupid Man
Brian Burns
2002		- I Iove you. - I Iove you too. Every time it wiII snow, I wiII think of you. You can't imagine how much I Iove you. I'II miss you Iike crazy....Rate it:

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You Were Never Lovelier
Michael Fessier
1942		Hotel Acuna, please. - What's his name? - Eduardo Acuna. He's the big boss. - Here's his office. - Oh, thanks. Oh, boy. I'll get you later. T...Rate it:

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You Were Never Really Here
Lynne Ramsay
2017		15... 14... 13... - 12... - Stand up straight. - 11. - Stand up straight. - Ten. - Stand up. - Nine. - Only fucking pussy little girls sl...Rate it:

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You Will Be Mine
Sophie Laloy
2009		Didn't forget anything this time? No. It's on the fifth floor? The key's above the mirror. There. Can you reach it, Chloe? Yes. I got it. We ...Rate it:

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