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24 Hour Party People
Frank Cottrell Boyce
2002		Is it a bird? Is it a pIane? No, it's the Iatest craze sweeping the Pennines. I've got to be honest. I'd rather be sweeping the Pennines right n...Rate it:

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Melvin Frank
1966		"("? "Comedy Tonight)" ? "Something familiar, something peculiar" ? "Something for everyone.:" a comedy tonight ? "Something appealing," somet...Rate it:

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Attack of the Puppet People
George Worthing Yates
1958		SIR! CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND DOLLS INCORPORATED? ROOM 502. FIRST DOOR ON YOUR LEFT. THANK YOU. THESE ARE THE BROWNIES FROM THE VA...Rate it:

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Bird People
Guillaume Bréaud
2014		Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please... ...between 5 and 10 minutes late... train approaching Door D, terminal 2? There's no door D in ...Rate it:

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Boat People
Kang Chien Chiu
1982		Boat People Don't look at the camera... Greet our Japanese friend Mr. Akutagawa. Thank you. Mr. Akutagawa is a world-famous photo-journalist....Rate it:

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Cat People
DeWitt Bodeen
1942		Thank you. You won't believe this, you've probably heard it before... ...but I've never known any artists. I am not an artist. - Well, what's ...Rate it:

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Cat People
DeWitt Bodeen
1982		The RKO trademark FADES OFF, leaving a black screen, in the center of which are two slits of pale light. These move closer until we see that they a...Rate it:

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Chicken People
Nicole Lucas Haimes
2016		1 - When I'm working with my chickens, I feel that it calms them. Maybe it doesn't; Maybe they hate it. But, you know... Someday when I'm a...Rate it:

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Darby O'Gill and the Little People
Lawrence Edward Watkin
1959		Come in, Mrs. Sugrue. Katie, darlin'. Can you lend me the loan of a small pinch of tea? I'll pay you back Thursday. You can have it and welcom...Rate it:

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Dear White People
Justin Simien
2014		1 NEWS BROADCAST - VARIOUS SCREENS, VARIOUS PLACES 1 ANCHOR A “race war” has erupted at one of the nation’s oldest and most prestigious institu...Rate it:

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Fierce People
Dirk Wittenborn
2005		There's this tribe in South America called the Ishkanani. That means "Fierce People". They're the meanest people in the world. They'll cut off...Rate it:

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Folk Hero & Funny Guy
Jeff Grace
2016		1 You cut me. You cut me. You cut me to the core. You cut me, you cut me, you cut me to the core. I need you. - Thank you. - All right, all...Rate it:

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Four Frightened People
Bartlett Cormack
1934		1 Mr. Corder, what was that they threw overboard? Another body. Look, we made our getaway just in time. Tell him to get us ashore. Ashore? As...Rate it:

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Funny About Love
Bob Greene
1990		Here you are. - Make it out to you? - No, for my cousin Loretta. Could you sign "with love"? - Excuse me. - This is terrific, isn't it? He's ...Rate it:

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Funny Face
Leonard Gershe
1957		(man) I love your funny face Your sunny, funny face For you're a cutie With more than beauty You've got a lot of Personality-N- You fill the a...Rate it:

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Funny Farm
Jeffrey Boam
1988		FUNNY FARM [CHATTERING] MAN 1: Oh, no. Here comes a speech. MAN 2: Just when I started to enjoy myself. [CHUCKLING] Andy... ...all my life ...Rate it:

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Funny Games
Michael Haneke
1997		Bjorling... Suliotis? Almost. Bjorling is easy. Tebaldi? Bingo! It's my turn now. - Don't look! - But I'm not looking. Did Daddy look? Is ...Rate it:

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Funny Games U.S.
Michael Haneke
2007		Bjrling. Suliotis? Close. Bjrling is easy. Tebaldi. You win. My turn. - No looking. I'm not. Did Daddy look? No. You sure? Yes. Okay. ...Rate it:

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Funny Money
Harry Basil
2006		Moron! What are these? Stop the presses! Stop the presses! Martin! Stan Martin! Where are you? -Yes, Sir, Mr. Perkins. -What's this? A bana...Rate it:

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Funny People
Judd Apatow
2009		MAN: Let's call American Express. You lost your card, (WOMAN LAUGHS) and you don't know what the number of it is. GEORGE: That's a great one. ...Rate it:

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Good People
Marcus Sakey
2014		[FLY BUZZES] JACK: Where is he? JACK: He's a French dealer selling a case of liquid heroin. Ben, grab the drugs. Bobby's at the money. Me and...Rate it:

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Happy People: A Year in the Taiga
Werner Herzog
2010		This is the village of Bakhtia In Siberia. Although it looks like winter to us, it's already spring here. The village is located In the heart'...Rate it:

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Holy Ghost People
Kevin Artigue
2013		A rainy night On a cold downtown street I pass by that caf Where we used to meet And as I walked by A cozy scene meets my eye He's giving his...Rate it:

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How To Lose Friends & Alienate People
Peter Straughan
2008		..:: TheGhost ::.. Supposing Queen Elizabeth had been misguided enough to marry an English Commoner. Janet. I'm sorry Ms. Fox, I didn't quite h...Rate it:

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