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2010: The Year We Make Contact
Arthur C. Clarke
1984		COMPUTERIZED VOICE: My God, it's full of stars. BOWMAN: My God. It's full of stars. Neatness. It's a good quality. You'll make someone a fine ...Rate it:

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50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
Jordan Hawley
2004		Chapter six. He used to love the city. Her chroe ad glass... her buildings painted with a hooker's blue eye shadow. Her hills, her beaches... ...Rate it:

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A Dirty Shame
John Waters
2004		Sylvia... Sylvia... Sylvia Smile for me Fill my world with poetry Forget those faraway dreams That haunt you Sylvia Young in years Let t...Rate it:

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A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints
Dito Montiel
2006		Uh. Dito. Uh. Oh, my goodness. I can't believe to hear your voice on this machine. It's your mother. Dito, I called your friend Nerf to ca...Rate it:

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A Low Down Dirty Shame
Keenen Ivory Wayans
1994		1 Oh, here we go. - Housekeeping! - Can you spell ''Do not disturb''? Can you spell Lysol? You better check your pulse, you might be dead. Ho...Rate it:

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Alistair McHarg Requests the Pleasure of Your Company
Unknown
1959		I love love I love being in love I don't care what it does to me Sing I love love I love being in love I don't care what it does to me I lo...Rate it:

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Amici miei - Come tutto ebbe inizio
Piero De Bernardi
2011		[Perozzi's job as a news editor ends at this hour,] [then he gets out of his office to go home. Oh! Perozzi is me.] Thanks, doctor. [I'm so us...Rate it:

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And When Did You Last See Your Father?
David Nicholls
2007		What a spectacle. Millions and millions of stars. Funny thing, the universe. Sort of scares the shit out of you, doesn't it? So where did it ...Rate it:

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Angels With Dirty Faces
John Wexley
1938		Bull's-eye. - It's dead as a doornail around here. - Yeah. How about seeing a picture, Rocky? There's one at the Academy on 14th. - Yeah, what...Rate it:

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Annie Get Your Gun
Sidney Sheldon
1950		"Who's got the stuff that made the Wild West wild "Who pleases every woman, man and child "Who does his best to give the customers a thrill -"...Rate it:

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Avicii: True Stories
Levan Tsikurishvili
2017		[announcer] Give it up for Avicii! [crowd cheering] [serene electronic music] [Avicii] The first four or five years, everything was awesome... ...Rate it:

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Bad Santa
Glenn Ficarra
2003		Hey, can I get another drink|down here? I've been to prison once. I've been married twice. I was once drafted by|Lyndon Johnson and had to live ...Rate it:

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Bad Santa 2
Johnny Rosenthal
2016		1 Christmas, Christmas Christmas Well, it's Christmas time, pretty baby And the snow is falling on the ground Christmas, Christmas Well, it'...Rate it:

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Bam Margera Presents: Where The #$&% Is Santa?
Selina Becker
2008		What's up, kids? It's one week before Christmas. I have Shitbird sleeping there... ...and I got my homeboys on standby for a big snowball fight...Rate it:

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Bet Your Life
Jeff Welch
2004		Pardon me for interrupting, but there's something I have to explain. That's me, Sonny Briggs. And hoW I got here I can't hardly believe myself....Rate it:

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Bo Burnham: Make Happy
Bo Burnham
2016		[woman on TV] That has been, really, a difficult thing for me. My mother has always been a very difficult person all her life. Very unhappy. I ca...Rate it:

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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Sacha Baron Cohen
2006		KAZAKHSTAN MINISTRY OF INFORMATION PRESENTS A KAZAKHSTAN TELEVISION PRODUCTION IN ASSOCIATION WITH BAGATOV FILMS My name Borat. I like you. ...Rate it:

(4.14 / 7 votes)
Buck Privates Come Home
Richard Macaulay
1947		The victory march through Paris. The buck privates have fought their war and won... ...and they march in glory. Their reward... they're going ...Rate it:

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Call Me by Your Name
James Ivory
2017		1 INT. ELIO’S/OLIVER’S ROOM -PERLMAN VILLA -DAY 1 The sound of an approaching car. ELIO, 17, barefoot and in his bathing suit, is in the process...Rate it:

(4.57 / 19 votes)
Carry on at Your Convenience
Talbot Rothwell
1971		# Three old ladies locked in the lavatory! Four matching pairs. Blue and green washbasins for Carter's, Aberdeen. Check. Two princess suites c...Rate it:

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Cats Don't Come When You Call
Sugisaku
2016		Brother You retrieved them My brother I dont really like cats catsHow to describe They are mean Or you can say theyre drama queens After all...Rate it:

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Cinderella II: Dreams Come True
Jill E. Blotevogel
2002		1 Come on, Gus-Gus. Faster! What's the hurry, Jaq-Jaq? | What's the hurry? Fairy Godmother's here. She's gonna | read us the Cinderelly story. ...Rate it:

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Come and Find Me
Zack Whedon
2016		Are you following me? Um... no? Um, what are you doing? I live here. No. I live here. No. 3715. Really? See? Um, excuse me? Uh... This is...Rate it:

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Come and See
Ales Adamovich
1985		BYELARUSFILM|MOSFILM Are you crazy? What the shit? What the hell are you doing? You playing games? Who are you playing with? With whom? You're...Rate it:

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