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'Twas the Night
Jim Lincoln
2001
1 Boy: 'TWAS THE NIGH BEFORE CHRISTMAS, AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE, NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN A MOUSE. [CHILD SCREAMS] THE STOCKIN...Rate it:

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24 Hours to Live
Ron Mita
2017
You know, I remember the first time I set foot in Africa. Thought I'd hate it just like Iraq, you know? Figured, it's just more fucking sand t...Rate it:

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30 Days of Night
Steve Niles
2007
Strange. Who would do something like this? Maybe someone got upset about their roaming charges. Stealing satellite phones makes sense, you can...Rate it:

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30 Days of Night: Dark Days
Steve Niles
2010
I never wanted a war. I just wanted people to know what happened here. Ninety-eight men, women, children... ...my husband. And yet no one beli...Rate it:

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A Cry in the Night
David Dortort
1956
Well there it is! The City! It could be your town or my town. How well do you know it. Surprised? What did you suspect? We call this Lovers Lo...Rate it:

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A Few Best Men
Dean Craig
2011
MAN: Hey. How do you like this? Paradise. I never want to go home! David, come on! It's going to be amazing! - Are you ready for your surprise...Rate it:

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A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
Ana Lily Amirpour
2014
1 Can I have some money? I said, Can I have some money?" Kid, how many times do I have to tell you? I don't have money. With a car like this? ...Rate it:

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A Hard Day's Night
Alun Owen
1964
EXTERIOR STREETS OUTSIDE RAILWAY TERMINAL DAY The film opens with crowds of girls, shot in a sequence of CLOSE-UPS,...Rate it:

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A Midsummer Night's Dream
William Shakespeare
1935
Hippolyta. I wooed you with my sword and won your love doing you injuries. But I will wed you in another key. With pomp, with triumph and with...Rate it:

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A Midsummer Night's Dream
Michael Hoffman
1999
We'll eat with these. Crystal! Ah. [ Sighs ] Now, fair Hippolyta, our nuptial hour draws on apace. Four happy days bring in another moon. B...Rate it:

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A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
Woody Allen
1982
(Mendelssohn's "Wedding March") Ghosts? Little spirits or pixies? I don't believe in 'em. - Do you, Mr Foxx? - No, sir. You sound it, with all...Rate it:

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A Night at the Opera
George S. Kaufman
1935
- The gentleman has not arrived? - No, he has not. I'm afraid the dinner will be spoiled. What difference does it make? It's too late to dine n...Rate it:

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A Night at the Pleasurewood Hills...
Sara Shah
0
SCRIPT {phone rings} Summer : hello? May i know who is on the other end? Lauren: hello Summer! Its me Lauren. We are on a tri-call with Emma on the...Rate it:

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A Night at the Roxbury
Will Ferrell
1998
FADE IN: EXT. PANORAMIC VIEW OF LOS ANGELES - SUNSET As we hear "What is Love" by HADDAWAY -- night falls and partytime b...Rate it:

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A Night for Crime
Arthur St. Claire
1943
1 [Music] By order of the fourth interceptor command work is leaving the air to retrain when the blackout is over [Music] How about letting m...Rate it:

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A Night in Casablanca
Joseph Fields
1946
1 He's dead. Capitaine Bruzard, Prefect of Police speaking. What? Rolazoides? - What is it, Capitaine? - What was it, Doctor? I see. Thank y...Rate it:

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A Night in Old Mexico
William D. Wittliff
2013
A NIGHT IN OLD MEXICO Hey, JayQue, how you doing man? Everything okay? Bring it here. Let me see the money first. Look man, here's the money. ...Rate it:

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A NIGHT IN WHITE SATIN DRAFT
N/A
0
SCENE: AT A LAND OF ETERNAL NIGHT WITH NO WEATHER OR SIGHT. DRAFT. SCENE: A COIN OR TOKEN LIVED, WITHOUT A WORD TO SIEVE OR AN ACTION OF MIND. DRA...Rate it:

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A Night of Horror Volume 1
Bossi Baker
2015
1 (screaming) (ominous laugh) (rock music) (groans) (ominous music) (door creaks) (door slams shut) (ominous humming) (knocks on door) He...Rate it:

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A Reason to Live, a Reason to Die
Rafael Azcona
1972
I've killed for the first time in my life. On 22 March, 1862. As from today, the martial law is declared throughout all the Territory of New Me...Rate it:

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A Royal Night Out
Trevor De Silva
2015
1 Hostilities will end officially at one minute after midnight tonight. The German war is therefore at an end. We may allow ourselves a brief ...Rate it:

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A Time to Live, a Time to Die
T'ien-wen Chu
1985
The Time to Live and the Time to Die This film is some memories from my youth particularly impressions of my father "My father came from Mei C...Rate it:

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About Last Night
Leslye Headland
2014
So, tell me. Tell you what? About last night. So, I go to that new spot on Sixth and Main, right? Right. - Nice atmosphere, beautiful women, ...Rate it:

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About Last Night...
Tim Kazurinsky
1986
So, tell me. Tell you what? About last night. So, I go to that new spot on Sixth and Main, right? Right. - Nice atmosphere, beautiful women, ...Rate it:

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