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A Far Off Place
Robert Caswell
1993		Look out! Get 'em! Burn the place! Harry! Kill the girl! Harry! Mrs. Parker, tell him stop! Koba, I tell him to stop, you have to carry wate...Rate it:

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Annie Get Your Gun
Sidney Sheldon
1950		"Who's got the stuff that made the Wild West wild "Who pleases every woman, man and child "Who does his best to give the customers a thrill -"...Rate it:

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Better Off Dead...
Savage Steve Holland
1985		Get... Get... Up! You missed! You missed this time, you little menace! I beat you! Morning. Honey, you're getting all upset over nothing. ...Rate it:

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Better Off Single
Benjamin Cox
2016		So, I'm not a big believer in blind dates. - Uh, me neither. Even though work colleagues swore I'd like her... My sister promised I'd like him...Rate it:

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Boiling Pot
Ibrahim Ashmawey
2015		...the body was bruised and beaten ...autopsy performed revealed ...crimes on university campuses ...police questioning possible suspects ...f...Rate it:

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Brassed Off
Mark Herman
1996		A few days, you say. Not what l'd caII a light traveIIer are you, pet? Sorry, it's mainIy work. l wouIdn't apologise for having work, flower. ...Rate it:

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Cat Shit One
Motofumi Kobayashi
2010		This is Cat Shit One. CP, do you copy? This is CP. Over. Three canaries in sight. I've got a visual on ten armed enemies. Good work, Cat Shit ...Rate it:

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Daisy Pulls It Off
Denise Deegan
0		ACT I Grangewood School for GIRLS. MISS GIBSON the Headmistress, the Staff and Pupils welcome the audience to the school as they enter the audito...Rate it:

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Eddie's Million Dollar Cook Off
Jack Jason
2003		Marcus, Jordan! Heads Up! I Got It! I Got It! I Got It! I Said I Got It. Then Why Didn't You Get It? You're Such A Ball Hog! I Am Not! Ok....Rate it:

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Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off
Jack Jason
2003		I was having a sexy soiree. It's a multilevel marketing home-based business that I do, selling Lutheran approved sex toys to married ladies. W...Rate it:

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Even Cowgirls Get The Blues
Gus Van Sant
1993		INT. CAVE NIGHT There is a huge ancient hourglass made of animal skins, and acorns plop through the waist of the ho...Rate it:

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Even Lovers Get The Blues
Laurent Micheli
2016		1 Good evening. It's like Siberia out here... Stick the heating on! What are you doing? I'm eating you. It's getting late... That's great! ...Rate it:

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Face\Off
Mike Werb
1997		FADE IN: EXT. SKYLINE -- NIGHT Drizzling ... cold ... foggy ... gray sky vanishes into gray sea without a seam ... fog so dense w...Rate it:

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Ferris Bueller's Day Off
John Hughes
1986		Radio Announcer: It is a beautiful day in Chicago today, temperatures expected to reach the upper 70s. Right now 75 at the lake front, 74 at midway...Rate it:

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Ferris Bueller's Day Off
John Hughes
1986		1 BLACK SCREEN1 MAIN TITLES IT'S SILENT. A BEAT...AND AN EXPLOSION OF SOUND. A HOUSEHOLD IN THE MORNING. KIDS GETTING READY FOR SCHOOL. CLOCK R...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)
Get a Clue
Alana Sanko
2002		- Hey, sunshine. - Morning, Jen. - Awake yet? - Now I am. - Hey. - Hi. So, what's your outfit du jour? I've narrowed it down to two. Ready?...Rate it:

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Get a Horse!
Lauren MacMullan
2013		Whoopee! Yoo hoo! Minnie! - Make way for the future! - Hey! - Mickey! - Minnie! I'm gonna knock you right into next week! Huh? - Hey! - ...Rate it:

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Get a Job
Kyle Pennekamp
2016		You know what My first memory? two I feel special, The first time defequei, I cheered, When we are drawing in crayon, It was like a Picasso,...Rate it:

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Get Carter
David McKenna
2000		INT. UPPER EAST SIDE APARTMENT -EARLY MORNING A huge, tome-filled bookshelf looms in the b.g. of a large, contemporary Mediterranean-style livi...Rate it:

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Get Hard
Jay Martel
2015		Buenos dias, Cecelio! Sir, I'm just saying, your ad says, "Bad credit, no problem." So can you define "no problem"? Because me not getting this...Rate it:

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Get Him to the Greek
Nicholas Stoller
2010		BLACKNESS SFX: CLAPPING EXT. UCLA LAWN - DAY AARON GREENBERG (early 20s) is walking across the stagegetting his diploma. He could not be more...Rate it:

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Get Lucky
T.J. Ramini
2013		1 They call him Lucky. Is he? Depends who you ask. Tragic circumstances with his parents' murder. He skipped the county. So this guy just wa...Rate it:

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Get on the Bus
Reggie Rock Bythewood
1996		- What? - Yo, dog, I ain't going. I'm getting on that bus. Now that means you are getting on that bus. We look stupid! Oh, now you want to be...Rate it:

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Get on Up
Jez Butterworth
2014		1 EXT. ROAD. AUGUSTA. 1988. 1 EXT. ROAD. AUGUSTA. 1988. 1 A hot muggy Georgia morning. A pickup truck comes around acorner and moves towards us. ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)

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