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Anthony Jeselnik: Thoughts and Prayers
Anthony Jeselnik
2015		Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, San Francisco. Thank you so much. So good to be here. People were surprised when I told 'em I was gonna tape...Rate it:

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David Brent: Life on the Road
Ricky Gervais
2016		1 Hello, I'm David Brent. You probably know me as the star of the BBC Two documentary The Office, back in 2000 and... No, that was then, this ...Rate it:

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Dazed and Confused
Richard Linklater
1993		- I'm headed this way. - Oh. - Later. - So what did we decide? - About what? - About tonight? Oh, uh... Look, I'll probably get, you know, hung up ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
David Koepp
2008		Come on, let's go! Let's go! Hey! Hey, guys! Faster! Hey, what you got under there? - Hey, you want to race? - Oh, please. - Co...Rate it:

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Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky and the Media
Unknown
1992		Three, two, one, take two. Good morning. Welcome to Erin Mills town centre. Home of the world's largest, permanent, point-of-purchase video wal...Rate it:

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Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
Jesse Andrews
2015		I have no idea how to tell this story. I don't even know how to start it. Like, I guess I could use one of those classic story beginning sent...Rate it:

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Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
Marc Lawrence
2005		Hart, can you get me Miss Arizona's number? - Why would I do that, Clonsky? - Because she needs a man in her life. Yeah? Where do you fit in? ...Rate it:

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Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
Robin Schiff
1997		Take this pink ribbon|off my eyes I'm exposed|and it's no big surprise Don't ya think I know|exactly where I stand This world is forcing me|to h...Rate it:

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The Devil You Know
Alex Michaelides
2013		[ Silence ] [ Sound Effect ] [ Music ] [ Music & Gun Shots ] [ Music ] Hey! [ Music ] [ Inaudible Discussion ] [ Birds Chirping ] That was...Rate it:

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The High and the Mighty
Ernest K. Gann
1954		Hey, fella. Ain't you Dan Roman? Yeah. I heard you whistling and I said to myself, only one guy does that just so. I'd know that ugly face o...Rate it:

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The Old Man and the Sea
Ernest Hemingway
1999		Supper ! Wake up ! We're going to have supper. - I'm not very hungry. - Come on... eat. - You can't fish and not eat. - I have. You'll not f...Rate it:

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The Serpent and the Rainbow
Richard Maxwell
1988		Allez avec bon Dieu. Christophe! Christophe! Christophe! Christophe! Field notes. Dr Dennis Alan, Rio Negro Botanical Expedition... ... Augu...Rate it:

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The Squid and the Whale
Noah Baumbach
2005		Mom and me versus you and Dad. - Long. - That looked pretty good. - It was out. - It did look good. - Frank, it was out. - It's my call. Out....Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
Tomorrow You're Gone
Matthew F. Jones
2012		My dear Charlie, When you get' out... you're going to feel free as a bird. There is not much more a man could want. Fuck all, I mean, who wou...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
What to Expect When You're Expecting
Shauna Cross
2012		1 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) (TV SHOW THEME PLAYING) HUTCH: Welcome back to Celebrity Dance Factor. I'm Hutch Davidson and we are live from Holl...Rate it:

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Harry Potter And The Half-blood Prince
Steve Kloves
2009		Millenium breaking disaster... All river traffic has been halted and police divers search for survivors. Surrounding area remains closed. The ...Rate it:

(2.87 / 8 votes)
A Beautiful Life
Cindy Tang
2011		Ruby, have a drink with me. Spare my assistant. I'll drink with you. Pour. - Finish this. - Finish this... What about the apartment? I'll buy...Rate it:

(2.75 / 4 votes)
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
Tim Rice
1999		NARRATOR: Some folks dream of the wonders they'll do, Before their time on this planet is through. Some just don't have anything planned, They hide...Rate it:

(2.75 / 4 votes)
The Book of Life
Jorge R. Gutiérrez
2014		Last tour of the day. I wonder why nobody wants them. Bull's-eye. - Hi, super old guy! - A museum? Again? I hate stuff. - Oh, boy. - It's ok...Rate it:

(2.67 / 3 votes)
A Bittersweet Life
Dong-Cheol Kim
2005		One fine spring day... a disciple looked at some branches blowing in the wind. He asked his master... "Master, are the branches moving or is i...Rate it:

(2.50 / 2 votes)
You Kill Me
Christopher Markus
2007		And remember to join us this weekend for the Polish Heritage Festival featuring a battle of the polka bands at the Buffalo Civic Center. And...Rate it:

(2.50 / 2 votes)
A Bug's Life
John Lasseter
1998		[ Bird Chirping ] [ Insects Buzzing, Chittering ] [ Gasps ] No, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm lost! Where's the line? It just went ...Rate it:

(2.33 / 6 votes)
A Boy and His Dog
L.Q. Jones
1975		Ahem. World War 3. Hot and cold. Lasted from... Dog: Hold. Dog: Female. Dog: Rover pack has her, 125 yards. Dog: Solo, waiting to move in, 7...Rate it:

(2.33 / 3 votes)
Eddie and the Cruisers II: Eddie Lives!
P.F. Kluge
1989		The dark side's calling now nothing is real She'll never know just how I feel From out of the shadows she walks like a dream Makes me feel cr...Rate it:

(2.33 / 3 votes)

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