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Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Paul B. Margolis
2008		Looking sweet mama Give us a piece of that man Hey there Come on sweet heart Don't be shy Actually I'm of the clock Check the street Woman c...Rate it:

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Dr. Who and the Daleks
Milton Subotsky
1965		4 Most exciting. Hm. Goodness, Ian will be here in a moment. I must go and get ready. Oh? Who's that? Grandfather! I told you about him dozen...Rate it:

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Dracula: Dead and Loving It
Mel brooks
1995		In such close quarters, I feel compelled to introduce myself. I'm Thomas Renfield, Esquire. Solicitor from London. English. My wife and I, we ...Rate it:

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Eight and a Half: Go Ego - Music Video
Jaunay Desroches Gaelle
2012		Counselor! I've got him! Down! You come down! Down for good! Forgive this early intrusion. How are you? I am a great admirer of yours. Honore...Rate it:

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Einstein and Eddington
Peter Moffat
2008		Slowly and carefully! Keep it coming. Gently now. Ver careful. Careful with the telescope. Dyson! What are you doing? We need some help here!...Rate it:

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Electra Woman and Dyna Girl
Sid & Marty Krofft
2016		Man 1:Stop.Please,please. [GRUNTING] Man 2: (Beats up Man 1) MAJOR VAUNT:Looks like you just punched your ticket out of here Man 2: Major Vaunt....Rate it:

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Eternity and a Day
Theodoros Angelopoulos
1998		Alexandre, are you coming? We're going to the island. - Where? - To the island. We're going to dive to see the ancient city. Later, we'll go ...Rate it:

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Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Eric Roth
2011		There are more people alive now than have died in all of human history. But the number of dead people is increasing. One day, there isn't going...Rate it:

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Far and Away
Bob Dolman
1992		Let us pass! Buntin, you landlord bastard! Her beautiful eyes were a terrible curse Three days in his grave she ran off with his purse Lads! ...Rate it:

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Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift - The Japanese Way
Unknown
2006		I got a feeling this is going to be a riot (SIX DAYS PLAYING) I don't read the news papers Because they all have ugly print Bring it on, bri...Rate it:

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Fat Man and Little Boy
Bruce Robinson
1989		At ease. Move it, move it, move it! One, two, three. For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow W...Rate it:

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Fathers and Daughters
Ronald M. Cohen
2015		Chipset? - Chipset? - I? S right here! Right here I come! I? S hungry! I want chipset! Guess who? S home. - I s? G how to's? G p? her. - Amo...Rate it:

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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Terry Gilliam
1998		BLACK SCREEN A desert wind moans sadly. From somewhere within the wind comes the tinkly, syrupy-sweet sounds of the Lennon Sisters singing "...Rate it:

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Felix and Otilia
George Calinescu
1972		What is this world? Otilia you tell me Nothingness make jokes Like a loiter demon. What is this world? What is, what is... what? Bucharest Ci...Rate it:

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Filth and Wisdom
Madonna
2008		When I die, I am going to go straight to heaven, and you're going to ask me why. Did I pray enough? No. Did I share enough? Not really. Was...Rate it:

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Final Cut: The Making and Unmaking of Heaven's Gate
Steven Bach
2004		Can I play? Do you have any marbles? Yep. OK. Thanks. You're welcome. So, what's your name? Louis. Yours? Alan. You're not from around her...Rate it:

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Fire And Ice
Roy Thomas
1983		1 And her ambition was to extend her realm... to all the regions of the known world. To this end, she gathered an army. And she bore a son, an...Rate it:

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Flesh and Blood
Peter Bowker
2002		(cheerful ice cream truck type music) [Mark] Everything looks the same. Well, that's deceiving, 'cause everything has gotten worse. I got to ch...Rate it:

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Flesh and Bone
Steve Kloves
1993		Clem? Turn down that thing, will ya? You're gonna wake Scotty. - What's that? - The RCA. - Scotty's got school tomorrow. - All right. Say, y...Rate it:

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Foo Fighters: Back and Forth
Unknown
2011		We must adjust to changing times... ...execute the office of President of the United States... I challenge a new generation of young Americans....Rate it:

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Foodcare Bakery Counters: A Blend of Functionality and Aesthetics
Foodcare
2024		When it comes to running a successful bakery, presentation plays a pivotal role. How you showcase your products can make all the difference in attr...Rate it:

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For Me and My Gal
Richard Sherman
1942		Whoa, nelly! Whoa! Right here. - Hi, Jim. - Hello, Bill. Cold enough? You're darn right. You got any passengers? No. Just a few actors. - Hi...Rate it:

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Forever and a Day
Melissa Mae Chua
2011		Sir, have some water. Giving up already? Whoa! Sir Mico is catching up! Go, Go, Sir Mico! You can do it! Congratulations Euge! Mico, you're s...Rate it:

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Forever and Ever
Raymond To
2001		In mermory of Chi Mo (1973-1996). Chi Mo suffered from haemophilia. His blood was contaminated from blood transfusion. Which caused him to suff...Rate it:

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