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Jack and Jill
Steve Koren
2011		And we were born on September 15... And... And she's the older... Older twin. I'm older by 10 minutes. She's... Ten minutes. Cause she had a...Rate it:

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The Bad and the Beautiful
Charles Schnee
1952		Stage 5. Mr. Amiel is rehearsing right now. Very nice. Honey, could you put your hand up by your throat? Telephone, Mr. Amiel. Transatlantic,...Rate it:

(5.00 / 3 votes)
Charles Darwin and the Tree of Life
David Attenborough
2009		DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: Our Earth is the only known planet that sustains life. And it does so in abundance. I have been fortunate enough over the ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Clear and Present Danger
Donald E. Stewart
1994		Target bearing 020. Contact 020. - Range 20,000. - Range 20,000 yards. - Course 255. - Course 255 true. - Speed 13. - Speed 13 knots. Cowbo...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Fast and Furious 6
Chris Morgan
2013		1 (ENGINE ROARING) (TIRES SCREECHING) (SHEEP BLEATS) Senor O'Conner, senor O'Conner! (SPEAKING IN SPANISH) It's okay, you're just in time. Y...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Ginger and Cinnamon
Stefania Montorsi
2003		THE THINGS WE HAVE IN COMMON I'm not that weird. Some of my ideas might sound a little weird, but... She's obsessed! Go ahead and nod, but sh...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Harold and Maude
Colin Higgins
1971		FADE IN: 1INT. THE CHASEN'S DEN - DAY The CAMERA is at floor level. A young man enters but we see only his shoes and the cuffs of his pants. We T...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Harry and the Hendersons
William Dear
1987		1 (POUNDING) (GROWLING) GEORGE: Survival of the fittest, Son. ERNIE: The law of the forest, right? Right. Of course, your new rifle gives y...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
Trey Parker
1999		FADE IN: Very happy, Disneyesque MUSIC swirls in. PAN DOWN from a pretty blue sky, to a small quaint town nestled in the ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Fran Walsh
2002		THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS Screenplay by Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh and P...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast
Tom Rogers
2014		1 Look high in the sky On this Never Land night For a glowing, green star The fourth from the right As it falls from the heavens And streaks ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
3 Men and a Little Lady
Charlie Peters
1990		Mary, come and eat breakfast. Mama-a-popala, mama-a-popala, mama-a-popala. Huh-hum, mama, huh-hum, mama. Oh, you're just the person I've be...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
A Matter of Life and Death
Michael Powell
1946		This is the universe. Big, isn't it? Thousands of suns, millions of stars,... ..separated by immense distances|and by thin floating clouds of ga...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Rob Lieber
2014		My parents say there's no such thing as a bad day. That it's all how you look at it. What can I tell you? Parents. Here is what I know. They'r...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
All This, and Heaven Too
Rachel Field
1940		Clara, look. Isn't it extraordinary? - What is it? - Can't you read? Wait till you hear about our new teacher. - I think it's romantic. - Oh,...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Androcles and the Lion
Chester Erskine
1952		1 [Trumpet Fanfare] [Weapons Clattering] Hail, Editor. Hail, Cato. You look rather pleased with yourself. And I didn't think the top men of ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Anna and the King
Steve Meerson
1999		She was the firstEnglishwoman l had evermet. And itseemed to me she knew more about the world than anyone. But it was a world Siam was afraid ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Anna and the King of Siam
Talbot Jennings
1946		- I'll get someone for the luggage. - Thank you, Captain. Mother, these people are so funny. Everybody goes barefoot. Stay where I can see you,...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Asterix and Obelix: God Save Britannia
Grégoire Vigneron
2012		ASTERIX & OBELIX IN BRITAIN We've been through hard times. We've often believed, and then had to unbelieve. Can you say that? But today, we'...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Azur et Asmar (Azur and Asmar)
Michel Ocelot
2006		Azur. Asmar. Nanny. Nanny. Nanny. Nanny. Nanny. Nanny. Mama. Mommy. Mama. Mommy. Mama. Mama. Mama. Nanny, sing us the sweet words. ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Barbie Mariposa and the Fairy Princess
Elise Allen
2013		QUEEN MARABELLA: Once upon a time in the land of Flutterfield, there lived a Butterfly Fairy named Mariposa. She was the smartest fairy in the...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Batman and Robin
Akiva Goldsman
1997		1INT. BATCAVE -BATMAN'S COSTUME VAULT Chrome and shadow. A black gauntlet SNAPS into place. A cape WHIPS over a dark rubber back. A bat-sha...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
Bill Walsh
1971		You there, which way to Pepperinge Eye? Couldn't say, sir. lt said on the wireless to paint out the signposts in case the Nazis drop in. l'm n...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Blood and Wine
Nick Villiers
1996		Henry! - There he is! - Shit. - You got him? - Let him eat. Yeah. Let him eat it. All right, let's go! Got him on! I got him! Come on! Co...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)

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