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Comedy Central Roast of James Franco
Michael Ferrucci
2013
1 (film projector clicking) (instrumental music playing) I say James, y'all say Franco, James Franco James Franco, I say James, y'all say Fra...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
You Can't Take It with You
Robert Riskin
1938
- Good morning, Mr. Kirby. - Good morning. - Good morning, A.P. - Good morning. Good morning. - No pictures. - New York Times, Mr. Kirby. We...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Get Carter
David McKenna
2000
INT. UPPER EAST SIDE APARTMENT -EARLY MORNING A huge, tome-filled bookshelf looms in the b.g. of a large, contemporary Mediterranean-style livi...Rate it:

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Get The Gringo
Mel Gibson
2012
- Subtitle Maximum Length Per Line = 53 -2345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123 - Get the Gringo (2012) - IMDB #1567609 - fps = 2...Rate it:

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I Can Do Bad All By Myself
Tyler Perry
2009
Hello. Hello. -Hello. -Hello. That's what we do at Club Indigo. The more you drink, the better I look. And the more you drink, the better y...Rate it:

(2.36 / 11 votes)
Any Body Can Dance 2
Tushar Hiranandani
2015
Good evening India! From Mumbai to Manipur... Delhi to Dimapur... roads wear a deserted look all over the country. People have taken the day ...Rate it:

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A Better Way to Die
Scott Wiper
2000
- Is he nervous? - Yeah, he might be a IittIe nervous. Big fucking nervous if you ask me. Nobody's nervous. Ifthese fucks smeII any nerves on y...Rate it:

(1.00 / 3 votes)
A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
Woody Allen
1982
(Mendelssohn's "Wedding March") Ghosts? Little spirits or pixies? I don't believe in 'em. - Do you, Mr Foxx? - No, sir. You sound it, with all...Rate it:

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All I Can
John Mingione
2011
ALL I CAN Prologue AWAKENING ALL I Chapter One COMMUNITY FRESHFIELDS CANADIAN ROCKIES Team work is everything on a trip like this, you kno...Rate it:

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Annie Get Your Gun
Sidney Sheldon
1950
"Who's got the stuff that made the Wild West wild "Who pleases every woman, man and child "Who does his best to give the customers a thrill -"...Rate it:

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Any Day
Rustam Branaman
2015
1 Stop. Please don't. What are you doing? When you're a pro, you can't do that! One-two. One-two. One-two-three. One-two-three. Nice. One....Rate it:

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Any Day Now
Travis Fine
2012
# In my arms I will keep you safe and warm # # Come to me # # I will shelter you from the storm # # I'm not one to pretend # # Why can't you ...Rate it:

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Any Questions for Ben?
Santo Cilauro
2012
Hey, Tom, how we doing? OK, one, two, three. Who's first up out of the... Who's coming out? You are. Perfect. Listen to the music. Remember, ...Rate it:

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Any Which Way You Can
Stanford Sherman
1980
How would you like to have your goddamn rig impounded? Sorry, Officer. My hand slipped. You better get ready to hock your tricycle, Jack. Yeah...Rate it:

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At Any Price
Ramin Bahrani
2012
Corn's up 3 cents. You sold for less last week, didn't you? We shouldn't be doing this, it's not right. Not right? Let me remind you what Dad...Rate it:

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Better Living Through Chemistry
Geoff Moore
2014
You can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. Hey, honey? - You want to party? - Doug, it's a weekday. But if you asked him, Doug V...Rate it:

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Better Luck Tomorrow
Ernesto Foronda
2002
God damn, it's hot. Are you done yet? Early admissions? Ivy Leaguers love it. Gets 'em all wet. All that studying finally pays off, and you ...Rate it:

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Better Off Single
Benjamin Cox
2016
So, I'm not a big believer in blind dates. - Uh, me neither. Even though work colleagues swore I'd like her... My sister promised I'd like him...Rate it:

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Better Than Sex
Jonathan Teplitzky
2000
To be honest, I didn't really give it a second thought. He seemed like a nice guy and everything, but, you know... ...nothing to die for or any...Rate it:

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Big Star: Nothing Can Hurt Me
Drew DeNicola
2012
Thank you very much, ladies... Ladies. Now what? Well, you want to talk about. All right. Like Big Star, things like that? Okay. Well, wha...Rate it:

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Bruno & Boots: This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall
Adam Barken
2017
1 - Macdonald Hall. - Over the last century, - Its students - have gone on to become Judges, scientists, journalists, and one magician who ...Rate it:

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By Any Means
Clark Phillips-Janssen
2017
1 Gorgeous. Hold it. - Love it. Oh, that's good. That's really good. - I'm loving this. You look gorgeous. We got the shot. - Got it? - Ye...Rate it:

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Can Que
Cheh Chang
1978
"Tian Du Mansion" You're sure about it? Dao Tian Du isn't at home? I am sure This is Black Tiger Dao's Mansion Who is so daring? The 3 Tigers...Rate it:

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Can't Buy Me Love
Michael Swerdlick
1987
##Can't buy me love ## ##Love ## ##Can't buy me love ## ##I'll buy you a diamond ring|my friend ## ##If it makes you|feel all right ## ##I'll ...Rate it:

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