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Forget Me Not Jamieson Stern 2009	Sandy? - What's the matter, princess? Honey, Sandy, what happened? I don't remember. Come in. What is this ridiculous thing? Come here. - It'...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Funny About Love Bob Greene 1990	Here you are. - Make it out to you? - No, for my cousin Loretta. Could you sign "with love"? - Excuse me. - This is terrific, isn't it? He's ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Funny Face Leonard Gershe 1957	(man) I love your funny face Your sunny, funny face For you're a cutie With more than beauty You've got a lot of Personality-N- You fill the a...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Funny Farm Jeffrey Boam 1988	FUNNY FARM [CHATTERING] MAN 1: Oh, no. Here comes a speech. MAN 2: Just when I started to enjoy myself. [CHUCKLING] Andy... ...all my life ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Funny Games Michael Haneke 1997	Bjorling... Suliotis? Almost. Bjorling is easy. Tebaldi? Bingo! It's my turn now. - Don't look! - But I'm not looking. Did Daddy look? Is ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Funny Money Harry Basil 2006	Moron! What are these? Stop the presses! Stop the presses! Martin! Stan Martin! Where are you? -Yes, Sir, Mr. Perkins. -What's this? A bana...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Funny People Judd Apatow 2009	MAN: Let's call American Express. You lost your card, (WOMAN LAUGHS) and you don't know what the number of it is. GEORGE: That's a great one. ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Gladiatori di Roma (Not Born to Be Gladiators) Iginio Straffi 2012	XMedia Haizat: The greatest gladiator of Rome facing its most difficult challenge. And the crowd shouted: Finish him! - And then? - He and ga...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
God's Not Dead 2 Chuck Konzelman 2016	# Oh, I love to hear the song of creation # # The wind and the rhythm of the rain # # Oh, the thunder, it speaks of your power # # But there's...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
God's Not Dead: A Light in Darkness Michael Mason 2018	1 [flames crackling] [woman narrating] Sometimes all it takes is a spark. Something very small. But the spark becomes a flame. And if that fl...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Hornblower: The Even Chance C.S. Forester 1998	January 1793. The british fleet lies at anchor at Spithead. Ships and men rot in idleness. Across the channel, revolution in France is sweepin...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
I Am Not a Hipster Destin Daniel Cretton 2012	(Clearing throat) How's it going? I, uhh... I can't believe you guys showed up considering how much of an asshole I am. Uhh, I want to thank...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
I Am Not a Serial Killer Billy O'Brien 2016	- Well, I've never seen anything like that. - Yeah. - Something tore him up. - Oh! - Yeah. -What's your prognosis, John? -Well, he's dead fo...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
I Am Not a Witch Rungano Nyoni 2017	Yes, how are you? Ticket is ten Kwacha. It's a lot of money. How are you? Thank you. - Here you go. - Thank you. Hello sir. Fine, thank you...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
I Even Met Happy Gypsies Aleksandar Petrovic 1967	I MET A HAPPY GIPSY, TOO Hop in, Tisa, you'll get soaked. Are you running away again? -No, I was at my aunt's. Mirta sent me. -Like hell he d...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
I'm Not Ashamed Bodie Thoene 2016	1 I want to be a light, but it feels so dark. It's like... I have a heavy heart and this burden on my back. There's something in me that mak...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
I'm Not There. Todd Haynes 2007	There he lies. God rest his soul, and his rudeness. A devouring public can now share the remains of his sickness, and his phone numbers. Ther...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
It's Kind of a Funny Story Anna Boden 2010	EXT. BROOKLYN STREET - NIGHT CRAIG GILNER (16, handsome, but awkward) glides on his biketoward the Brooklyn Bridge. He is the only one on thestre...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway Chris Craddock 2017	1 The lips, the teeth, the tip of the tongue. Tip of the-tip of the- tip of the tongue. The lips, the teeth, the tip of the tongue. Tip of t...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Jimmy Carr: Funny Business Jimmy Carr 2016	Wow! Good evening, London. You well? -Yes!, Fabulous. You are in very safe hands this evening. I've been doing comedy now for, uh... money an...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny Kevin Hart 2010	1 ( audience cheering ) ( hip-hop music playing ) Whoa! Yeah, Cleveland. What's up, Cleveland? How you all feeling? Everybody good? Y'all g...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Love me,Kill me not Jason Aarons 2022	This is a story about a young man who ended his own life.The reason is uncertain and not clear.It is clear to the detective that it was not manslau...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Moscow Does Not Believe in Tears Valentin Chernykh 1980	MOSFILM Second Artists' Association VERA ALENTOVA ALEXEI BATALOV IRINA MURAVYOVA RAISSA RYAZANOVA in MOSCOW DOESN'T BELIEVE IN TEARS Scree...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break John T. Neville 1941	How are you, Chuck? Hello, Gorgeous. Oh, say, your daughter's looking for you. Oh, thanks. I'll take the next bus. Okay, Gorgeous. Oh, hello,...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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