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I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
Keenen Ivory Wayans
1988
1 Gold fever Gold fever Gold fever I'm changin' things I'm changin' things I'm gonna git you, sucka You dirty mother... Don't say that. I'...Rate it:

(4.00 / 4 votes)
Pokemon the Movie: I Choose You!
Shôji Yonemura
2017
1 Yes, this battle of the Pokmon League finals is really picking up steam! Gengar dodges it! It's Night Shade! But Blastoise withstands it! ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 3 votes)
Get on Up
Jez Butterworth
2014
1 EXT. ROAD. AUGUSTA. 1988. 1 EXT. ROAD. AUGUSTA. 1988. 1 A hot muggy Georgia morning. A pickup truck comes around acorner and moves towards us. ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
He's Just Not That Into You
Abby Kohn
2009
EXT. PARK - DAY We float down through a serene, leafy park to the children's play area. There, in the sandbox, a BEAUTIFUL FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL pl...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
I'll Be Seeing You
Charles Martin
1944
-A package of gum, please. -No gum. -Then give me a chocolate almond bar. -Chocolate almond bar? No chocolate almond bars and no gum. Where ha...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
Irreplaceable You
Bess Wohl
2018
[delicate piano music] [Abbie] What if we stayed in bed all day? [Sam] That sounds like the best day ever. We should stay here all week. [Abbie...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
George Marion Jr.
1939
- Come on, let's sit down. - I don't want to sit down. - Well, then, let's dance. - And I don't want to dance. - What's the matter with you ton...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
Dave Chappelle: For What It's Worth
Dave Chappelle
2004
Why'd you pick San Francisco | to shoot your special? This is one of the best towns | that ever knew comedy. And this is the most historic venue ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Everyone Says I Love You
Woody Allen
1996
1 # Just you # # Just me # # Let's find a cozy spot # # Where no one can see # # Just us # # Just we # # We've missed an awful lot # # What...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Get Him to the Greek
Nicholas Stoller
2010
BLACKNESS SFX: CLAPPING EXT. UCLA LAWN - DAY AARON GREENBERG (early 20s) is walking across the stagegetting his diploma. He could not be more...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Have You Seen My Daughter?
Lindsay Doliver
2000
Kimberly:Albertine,I'm Gonna Take Lillian Upstairs, I'll Be Back In A Little Bit. Albertine:Okay. Kimberly:Come On,Honey! Lillian:(Disappears Fr...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
This Isn't the Help - It's a XXX Spoof
Unknown
2011
I was born 1911, Chickasaw County, Piedmont Plantation. And did you know, as a girl growing up, that one day you'd be a maid? Yes, ma'am, I di...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
You, Me and Dupree
Michael LeSieur
2006
(ALL CAUSE OF YOU PLAYING) CARL: You have very beautiful toes. Did I ever tell you that? Yes, you have. I'm not even... I'm not even a foot g...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Me Before You
Jojo Moyes
2016
Now, you see, this is what we could be doing on holiday. not all the hiking up mountain stuff that you are planning. It tickles, it tickles! Do ...Rate it:

(3.84 / 12 votes)
Get Smart
Tom J. Astle
2008
[IN RUSSIAN] [IN KOREAN] [YELLS] [IN ARABIC] [IN ARABIC] [ABBA'S "TAKE A CHANCE ON ME" PLAYS ON HEADPHONES] WOMAN: And this display is all t...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
I Love You, Daddy
Louis C.K.
2017
So, what did you want to talk about? China wanted me to talk to you about something. Okay. She wants to come and live with me for the rest of...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Why Did I Get Married Too
Tyler Perry
2010
I'll get you. I'll get you! You're playing with your ball,|is that what you're doing? How's my little baby doing? You good? -Hey!|-Look, Dad, it...Rate it:

(3.64 / 11 votes)
Catch Me If You Can
Jeff Nathanson
2002
Thank you very much and welcome to To Tell the Truth. Our first guest, he's made a career out of being the most outrageous impostor that we'...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
Take the Money and Run
Woody Allen
1969
On December 1, 1935, Mrs. Williams Starkwell, a wife of a New Jersey handyman gives birth to her first and only child. It is a boy, and they ...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon': The XXX Parody
Unknown
2009
N NE NEW NEW M NEW MO NEW MOO NEW MOON These violent delights have violent ends... And in their triumph die, like fire and powder... Whi...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Adam Sandler
2008
You don't mess with the Zohan! Come disco. No, no, no. I no disco, I make the fish. Danny, come on, go disco. Oh, okay. Disco! Danny, that lo...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)
George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
George Carlin
1999
That's nice. Thank you. Thanks very much, I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Thank you all. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Th...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Kevin Williamson
1997
1 see the curtains hanging in the window people trying not alive a little light a-shining in the window lets me know everything's all right...Rate it:

(3.00 / 3 votes)
You Can't Take It with You
Robert Riskin
1938
- Good morning, Mr. Kirby. - Good morning. - Good morning, A.P. - Good morning. Good morning. - No pictures. - New York Times, Mr. Kirby. We...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)

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