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Every Thing Will Be Fine
Bjørn Olaf Johannessen
2015		1 - Hey, guys. - Hi, Tomas. - Good day? - Yeah, two pages. Is that good? Hmm. - How 'bout you? - Ah, we got two perch. - Is that good? - ...Rate it:

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Every Thing You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask
David Reuben
1972		Excellent feast! Soon we will retire to the royal bedchamber. But first... As I have been victorious in this weekend battle... I wish to be a...Rate it:

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Every Time We Say Goodbye
Moshé Mizrahi
1986		You're up early. - More bad dreams? - No, no. It's the goddamn church bells. I hope you haven't been to the loo. I need a morning specimen. Ac...Rate it:

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Gupt: The Hidden Truth
Shabbir Boxwala
1997		- They've arrived, sir! - l know that. Long live Justice Sinha! Move aside... go on! lt's time for the meeting, sir. Excuse me. Long live..! ...Rate it:

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Hidden Truth
Richard O. Lowry
2016		1 Hey, Zoe, you ready? Hey, Zoe, you ready to go? Hey! Gotta get going. Hi. You ready to go? Okay. Just one second. I didn't even start weari...Rate it:

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I Know You're in There
Robert Lawson Gordon
2016		1 - What are you doing? Come on, I'm not even dressed yet. - I know, that's the best part. - Stop it. I'm serious. - Hey, you're the one wh...Rate it:

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I'll Be There
Craig Ferguson
2003		I can't see how you can say that Roy Orbison... had anything to do with Pete Townshend whatsoever. Now, that's just where you're wrong, see? ...Rate it:

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I'm Not There.
Todd Haynes
2007		There he lies. God rest his soul, and his rudeness. A devouring public can now share the remains of his sickness, and his phone numbers. Ther...Rate it:

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If There Be Thorns
Virginia C. Andrews
2015		1 Hey! Freak-boy. Have a nice trip! See you next Fall! Leave him alone, jerk-off. Oh, or what? You gonna kick my ass with some ballet moves?...Rate it:

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Is Anybody There?
Peter Harness
2008		I'd just like to say thank you all for being here for our first year, all of our lovely residents, all looking so smart, and for choosing us he...Rate it:

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It Happens Every Spring
Valentine Davies
1949		It happens every spring The world is young again Where children on an up-sa-daisy swing A carousel with horses freshly painted The oompapa that...Rate it:

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Let There Be Light
John Huston
1946		The guns are quiet now. The papers of peace have been signed. And the oceans of the earth are filled with ships coming home. In faraway places...Rate it:

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Love Is All There Is
Gabriel Bologna
1996		Once upon a time... about three months ago on a Tuesday... this thing happened... in a peaceful, tucked-away part of the Bronx... called City...Rate it:

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Meet Me There
Brandon Stroud
2014		1 Another? Vodka tonic. So, you think LA is going all the way this year? Doesn't really matter. New York got knocked out in the first fucking ...Rate it:

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Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth
Kiki Tyson
2013		We have # Say what? # A whole lot of superstars # # On this stage here tonight # # But I want y'all to know one thing # # This is my house ...Rate it:

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Nothing But the Truth
Rod Lurie
2008		- Get those people out of the way! - Go! Go! Go! The President has been shot! There were at least three gunshots. There appear to be at least.....Rate it:

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Rodney Carrington: Here Comes the Truth
Unknown
2017		1 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, the next president of the United States of America: Rodney Carrington! [cheering] How are you? Hi, everyb...Rate it:

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See You Up There
Albert Dupontel
2017		1 For Alain de Greef For Marcel Gotlib Morocco, November 1920 Your name, date and place of birth. Albert Maillard. May 16, 1872. Rue Ordener ...Rate it:

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Skvernyy anekdot (A Bad Joke)
Aleksandr Alov
1966		Humanity. Only humanity. Humanity with subordinates serves as a reminder that they are human beings also. I must admit, Ivan Illich, I still c...Rate it:

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Somebody Up There Likes Me
Ernest Lehman
1956		Hey, Nick, why don't you give the kid a chance? - Come on, use your left. - Please, Pop. - Use your left. Come on, fight me back. - Please. -...Rate it:

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Stargate: The Ark of Truth
Robert C. Cooper
2008		We cannot hide our ways any longer. Nor should we. The Ori have amassed armies that move to destroy us. Everything we believe or we are is an ...Rate it:

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The Demolition of Truth-Psychologists Examine 9\11
Unknown
2016		- What happened? - It collapsed. The top floors collapsed down. - We was in an explosion. We was in the lobby and the third explosion the who...Rate it:

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The Incredible Hulk: The Hulk That Wasn't There
Zak Penn
2008		Is it ready? Hey! That's a great punch. Fear no good. So emotion and control. Breathe. Breathe. Wait. Okay. I can make it work for a while, ...Rate it:

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The Man Who Wasn't There
Joel Coen
2001		ED (V.O.) Yeah, I worked in a barbershop. But I never considered myself a barber... ...Rate it:

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