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Tea Time with Tayla
BrighterMoon Productions
2011
Tayla: Hey bananas! It's a very special day because we have a very special guest with us! Miss Debbie Doo! From Debbie Doo TV. Debbie Doo: Hi boys ...Rate it:

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The Last House on the Left
Adam Alleca
2009
MORTON: So the next week, he's even hornier, but this time he's got He goes back to the whorehouse, he slaps down a 20, tells the madam he ne...Rate it:

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The Last Lions
Dereck Joubert
2011
The night skies were once filled with stars. Today our own lights eclipse the darkness and spread steadily each day. Slowly, the dark places i...Rate it:

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The Time Machine
John Logan
2002
FADE IN: M.G.M. TRADEMARK A.1 Leo the Lion ROARS over the FANFARE, then ...Rate it:

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You, Me and Dupree
Michael LeSieur
2006
(ALL CAUSE OF YOU PLAYING) CARL: You have very beautiful toes. Did I ever tell you that? Yes, you have. I'm not even... I'm not even a foot g...Rate it:

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Me Before You
Jojo Moyes
2016
Now, you see, this is what we could be doing on holiday. not all the hiking up mountain stuff that you are planning. It tickles, it tickles! Do ...Rate it:

(3.84 / 12 votes)
Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Rian Johnson
2017
The FIRST ORDER reigns. Having decimated the peaceful Republic, Supreme Leader Snoke now deploys his merciless legions to seize military control of...Rate it:

(3.70 / 23 votes)
I Love You, Daddy
Louis C.K.
2017
So, what did you want to talk about? China wanted me to talk to you about something. Okay. She wants to come and live with me for the rest of...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Transformers: The Last Knight
Art Marcum
2017
Where in hell is your so-called magician? He will be here, Lancelot. He swore it. They're preparing for a second wave. Charge! This......Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Catch Me If You Can
Jeff Nathanson
2002
Thank you very much and welcome to To Tell the Truth. Our first guest, he's made a career out of being the most outrageous impostor that we'...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Boaz Yakin
2010
Long ago, in a land far away, there once rose an empire, that stretched from the steppes of China, to the shores of the Mediterranean. That emp...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
The Last Samurai
John Logan
2003
FADE IN: BRIGHT BLUE TIGER Surrounded by a pack of dogs, ten of them snarling and gnashing their teeth. The TIGER'S, eyes burn with fury as he ...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
About Time
Richard Curtis
2013
I always knew we were a fairly odd family. First there was me. Too tall. Too skinny. Too orange. My mum was lovely, but not like other mums. ...Rate it:

(3.45 / 11 votes)
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Adam Sandler
2008
You don't mess with the Zohan! Come disco. No, no, no. I no disco, I make the fish. Danny, come on, go disco. Oh, okay. Disco! Danny, that lo...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)
George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
George Carlin
1999
That's nice. Thank you. Thanks very much, I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Thank you all. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Th...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)
Lagaan: Once Upon a Time in India
Ashutosh Gowariker
2001
The year is 1893. Champaner... A small village in the heart of India. The people of Champaner depended on agriculture... ...like those in tho...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Kevin Williamson
1997
1 see the curtains hanging in the window people trying not alive a little light a-shining in the window lets me know everything's all right...Rate it:

(3.00 / 3 votes)
A Wrinkle in Time
Jennifer Lee
2018
1 (CALM MUSIC PLAYING) (MR. MURRY SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) (MEG GIGGLING) MR. MURRY: All right, think good thoughts. Then on three, let the g...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
The Last Castle
David Scarpa
2001
[Man] Take a look at a castle, any castle. Now break down the key elements that make it a castle. They haven't changed in a thousand years. O...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
You Can't Take It with You
Robert Riskin
1938
- Good morning, Mr. Kirby. - Good morning. - Good morning, A.P. - Good morning. Good morning. - No pictures. - New York Times, Mr. Kirby. We...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Sting: When the Last Ship Sails
Unknown
2013
I wrote this music and I wrote these songs... to accompany a play. A play about my hometown, which is a shipyard town in the North of England. ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
The Devil You Know
Alex Michaelides
2013
[ Silence ] [ Sound Effect ] [ Music ] [ Music & Gun Shots ] [ Music ] Hey! [ Music ] [ Inaudible Discussion ] [ Birds Chirping ] That was...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
The Last Laugh
Robert Edwards
2016
1 ITALIAN MUSIC WIND BLOWING You have some coffee? Yeah I thought wed just have a quick bite before we leave, but this place is so filthy I ...Rate it:

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Tomorrow You're Gone
Matthew F. Jones
2012
My dear Charlie, When you get' out... you're going to feel free as a bird. There is not much more a man could want. Fuck all, I mean, who wou...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)

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