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The Lost Thing Shaun Tan 2010	So you want to hear a story? Well, I used to know a whole lot of really interesting ones. Some of them so funny you would laugh yourself uncons...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Making of 'The Sweetest Thing' Unknown 2002	Christina Walters? God, I haven't heard that name in ages. The kind of woman who can get any guy she wants. That's Christina Walters. We dated...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Next Best Thing Tom Ropelewski 2000	To the left. Breathe. Open your chest. Again. - Here you go, boss. - Thanks. - Hi. - I couldn't get a sitter. It's okay. Go get a mat. Hi....	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Quick and the Dead Simon Moore 1995	It's 50 feet north of the waggon. Or was it 50 feet south of the waggon? I can't remember! You ain't gonna take my gold, mister! No, sir! Assh...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Quick Gun Robert E. Kent 1964	'I know this land. 'It's rich land. 'Plenty of good water and fields knee-deep in grass. 'A place where a steer can get its belly full 'and a...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Return of Swamp Thing Len Wein 1989	NOT LONG AGO, IN THE UNEXPLORED REACHES OF AN UNMAPPED SWAMP, THE CREATIVE GENIUS OF ONE MAN COLLIDED WITH ANOTHER'S EVIL DREAM AND A MONSTER W...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Sure Thing Steve Bloom 1985	Consider outer space. From the time of the first NASA mission, it became evident... that being in space has a profound effect on the human psyc...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Thing Eric Heisserer 2011	ANTARCTICA, WINTER 1982 Okay, I've got another one. A good one. Okay. A man and a woman are making love one night...when their young boy walk...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Thing Bill Lancaster 1982	CAST MACREADY 35. Helicopter pilot. Likes chess. Hates the cold. The pay is good. GARRY 46. The station manager. St...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Thirteen Conversations About One Thing Karen Sprecher 2001	At last at home. I. .. did not get a taxi. So I took the subway. and my umbrella did not was in my briefcase. Is there by the door. Been smok...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
What Ever Happened to Aunt Alice? Theodore Apstein 1969	( funeral music playing ) WOMAN: Your husband was a wonderful man. MAN: Death is very sad. Sad? Mr. Bentley, I'm very pleased to see you. Th...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
What Happened Last Night Candice T. Cain 2016	Whoa! Oh, my god. Who...? Who are you? Who am I? Who are you? No, I'm not telling you who I am until you tell me who you are. Why not? Becau...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
What Happened to Monday Max Botkin 2017	1 In the last 50 years, we've doubled our population, tripled the amount of food and water we use, and we have quadrupled the use of fossil fu...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
What Just Happened Art Linson 2008	[CAMERA CLICKS] BEN: Vanity Fair named me... ...as one of the 30 most powerful producers in the business. WOMAN: Over on the wall there and o...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Women Aren't Funny Joe DeRosa 2014	- Is that recording? - Yeah, it's recording. - So look... - - No it isn't. Yes, it is. It says recording? Um, OK, so this is the thing is th...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)