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Not Fade Away
David Chase
2012		This is a test. For the next 60 seconds, this station will conduct a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test. - Is that y...Rate it:

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Not for Human Consumption
Chris Alonso
2013		JAY: No, don't point at me. UNKNOWN: Look at this guy Jay Trotta, ladies and gentlemen Yeah! Hey, you got a chaser? (coughing) JAY: Hey d...Rate it:

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Not for Joe: Sunday 11 a.m.
Unknown
2012		Do not boast about tomorrow, for you do not know what a day may bring [Proverbs 27:1] Static time machine? In order to create an artificial bl...Rate it:

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Not Forgotten
Tomás Romero
2009		Glorious and powerful Death, taking advantage of your kindness ... I ask you this favour: as the invincible master that you are, I beg that you ...Rate it:

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Not Safe for Work
Adam Mason
2014		I know. I know. Hey, man. It's been a while. Land anywhere yet? - No. - Yeah, it's tough out there. Well, they say it's coming back. Not for ...Rate it:

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Not Suitable for Children
Michael Lucas
2012		# Hear her calling # Come to me # Thoughts of her # Call my name # Hey now, darling # Heavy soul darling # Heavy soul # Just my colour # Ju...Rate it:

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Not Today
Jon Van Dyke
2013		Come on, Audrey. Just tonight. I won't ask again, I promise. How about you have a nice glass of warm milk... ...take a cold shower, brush yo...Rate it:

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Not Tonight
Jackson Perry
1981		Scene takes place in the hallway of Zoey and Amber's apartment building Anthony: Zoey I'm crazy about you it took me so long to tell you...Rate it:

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Not Wanted
Paul Jarrico
1949		Ahhhhhh! Ahhh! Oh! My baby! Give me my baby! But he's mine. He's my baby. Alright, what's going on here? You still insist that's your baby?...Rate it:

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Parrot Sketch Not Included: Twenty Years of Monty Python
Graham Chapman
1989		Good evening. In the late 1960s, a comic force emerged which was so original, so zany, so fabulously different, that many people felt that t...Rate it:

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Ready Or Not
Sean Doyle
2009		. , '. : ! ! ; ! . . . ' . . . , . : . , . ; . ; , ! . , ; ... ... , . , . ' . - . , . . . . ...Rate it:

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SAD NOT YET?
mereuta
2020		Very Short Introduction Narrator follows an account of a time of the to-come, mainly with twists, switches, and bangs. Years are mingled like thou...Rate it:

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Safety Not Guaranteed
Derek Connolly
2012		How far back do you want me to go? CoIIege? l was totally outgoing. A real people person. ln high school, l felt like that mouse that gets dro...Rate it:

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She Loves Me Not
Brian Jun
2013		1 ( coughing ) ( groans ) ( heavy equipment rumbling ) ( clattering ) ( coughing ) ( hammering, stapling ) ( power saw running ) ( thudding...Rate it:

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She's Funny That Way
Peter Bogdanovich
2014		I believe in happy endings. And it's the only thing that's ever made sense to me. You know, I used to lock myself in my room and watch all the...Rate it:

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That's Not Me
Gregory Erdstein
2017		(upbeat electro pop music) (audience applause) Wow, I feel so incredibly special. I don't even know where to start, if you told me five year...Rate it:

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The Day I Was Not Born
Florian Cossen
2010		THE DAY I WAS NOT BORN First race. 50 meters. I'II Ieave this in the car, okay?. Take care of yourseIf Mimi, okay?. - I'II be back soon. -Yes. ...Rate it:

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The Making of 'The World Is Not Enough'
Unknown
1999		So good of you to come see me, Mr. Bond. Particularly on such short notice. lf you can't trust a Swiss banker, what's the world come to? Bon! ...Rate it:

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The World is Not Enough
Neal Purvis and Robert Wade
1999		GUN BARREL LOGO OPENS ON GENEVA SWITZERLAND, an unnaturally clean city that melds old Europe with new money of both dubious and legi...Rate it:

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This Is Not a Film
Jafar Panahi
2011		Hello? Hello, hi. Hi. How's it going? Fine. How are you? Thanks. What's up? Not much. l'm having breakfast. Bon Appetite! Are you outside o...Rate it:

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This Is Not a Movie
Olallo Rubio
2011		"A PARANOID IS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS... ... A LITTLE OF WHAT IS HAPPENING . A PSYCHOTIC IS SOMEONE THAT YOU UNDERSTAND... ... LO IS HAPPENING. " W...Rate it:

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To Be or Not to Be
Thomas Meehan
1983		NARRATOR: Europe, 1936. Nazi troops annex the Rhineland without a shot being fired. March, 1938: The Anschluss. Nazi troops annex Austria. Ag...Rate it:

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To Have and Have Not
Ernest Hemingway
1944		Good morning, Capt. Morgan. What can I do for you today? Same thing as yesterday. You and your client wish to make a temporary exit from the po...Rate it:

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To Love or Not to Love
Crosby Yip
2017		1 That dude over there looks pretty handsome You meant Jason? He does look hot Son of a monopoly with a single status, he is the real deal He ...Rate it:

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