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The Secret of the Grain Abdellatif Kechiche 2007	We're crossing the fishing port. Starboard is a tuna boat with its heap of nets in the back and the skiff on the poop deck. The skiff holds one...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Trouble with the Truth Jim Hemphill 2011	[ Indistinct conversations ] [ Door opens, bell rings ] [ Door closes ] [ Door opens, bell rings ] [ Footsteps approaching ] [ Door closes ] Penite...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Truth About Cats & Dogs Audrey Wells 1996	Wait, wait, wait! (man) Oh, great. Thanks. Excuse me. Don't touch that dial. It's not Texaco's Hour. It's Dr Abby Barnes with "The Truth Abou...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Truth About Charlie Jonathan Demme 2002	The queen of Sheba \| will soon come crashing down... Daddy was just a girl in disguise. Oh. Excusez-moi, monsieur. \| Merci. - Whoa. Attendez. ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Truth About Emanuel Francesca Gregorini 2013	My name is Emanuel. I'm seventeen years old and I killed my mother. I had her sliced open, like a goat for the slaughter, to get me pulled out...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Truth About Killer Dinosaurs Unknown 2005	What happened when killer dinosaurs waged war? Whose blood was spilt? And who reigned supreme? To answer these questions, a team of skilled en...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Truth About Lies Phil Allocco 2017	2 Well, when I was a kid, I really wanted to be an astronaut. You know, floating around, no school or parents to tell you what to do. But I d...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Truth Beneath Seo-kyeong Jeong 2016	1 CJ ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS A GUMMY PICTURES FILM TRAIN PRODUCTION EXECUTIVE PRODUCER JEONG TAE-SUNG THE TRUTH BENEATH Korea Party nominee ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Truth Commissioner Eoin O'Callaghan 2016	(RAIN FALLS IN BACKGROUND) (HE STIFLES LAUGHTER) (DOG BARKS IN BACKGROUND) (MUFFLED CRIES) (MUFFLED CRIES) (AEROPLANE NOISE IN BACKGROUND) Mi...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Truth Is in the Stars J. Craig Thompson 2017	1 Somewhere in time's own space, there must be some sweet pasture place where creeks sing on, and tall trees grow. Some paradise where hors...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Ugly Truth: The Art of Laughter - A Making of Hilarious Proportions Unknown 2009	[KATY PERRY'S "HOT N COLD" PLAYING] You change your mind Like a girl changes clothes Yeah, you PMS Like a bitch I would know And you over-th...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Unbelievable Truth Hal Hartley 1989	1 The Unbelievable Truth Excuse me , but ... Are you a priest No. I'm a mechanic Where're you headed ? Home. Where're you coming from ? Prison. - W...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Whole Truth Nicholas Kazan 2016	1 When the court officer smiled at me on the morning of trial, I knew I was fucked. They weren't taking bets on this one. Mike had killed hi...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Woman Who Wasn't There Unknown 2012	[MUSIC] TANIA HEAD: Just before 8:30, I got a phone call, and it was Dave, and he said that that he just wanted to go and get some coffee, a...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
There Be Dragons Roland Joffé 2011	Greetings ,translated by : ((M.Namju))) "all wars begin long before from firing the first shot " "and continues long after the latest has comp...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
There Had Better Be Blood Charles Williams 2010	Well, all I can say to you guys is that I'm completely ashamed of you! Completely ashamed! What were you thinking? You are brothers, you are ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
There Was a Crooked Man... David Newman 1970	Once upon a time, when rivers ran blue... ... and the air in the valley was sweet and clean... Lord, for what we are about to receive... ...ma...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
There's No Business Like Show Business Phoebe Ephron 1954	There's no business like show business Like no business I know Let's go on with the show There's no business like show business Like no busin...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
There’s a Boy in the Girls’ Bathroom Louis Sachae 1987	Narrator Meet Bradley Chalkers The oldest bully in the fifth grade. No one likes him- except Carla the new school counselor… …she knows that Bradle...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Tonight and Every Night Lesser Samuels 1945	Thanks. What's the idea of the pictures, mister? Life magazine's doing a story on the theater. Why didn't you tell me? Look at my hair! What'...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Trouble Every Day Claire Denis 2001	Dr Lo SEMENEAU - MD on appointments Let's go ! Come on ! Again... You should stop the cigarettes Mr Perrin. Yes doctor. Of course, you alway...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Truth Be Told Wesley Bishop 2011	(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 5-10. My name is Annie Morgan. As a marriage and family counselor, I don't like seeing relationships fail and families ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Where The Truth Lies Atom Egoyan 2005	Live, until they drop dead... ... from the beautiful Carlou Theater... ... in the heart of sunny Miami Beach, Florida... ... it's the Veterans...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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