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You Can't Cheat an Honest Man George Marion Jr. 1939	- Come on, let's sit down. - I don't want to sit down. - Well, then, let's dance. - And I don't want to dance. - What's the matter with you ton...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
Everyone Says I Love You Woody Allen 1996	1 # Just you # # Just me # # Let's find a cozy spot # # Where no one can see # # Just us # # Just we # # We've missed an awful lot # # What...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Have You Seen My Daughter? Lindsay Doliver 2000	Kimberly:Albertine,I'm Gonna Take Lillian Upstairs, I'll Be Back In A Little Bit. Albertine:Okay. Kimberly:Come On,Honey! Lillian:(Disappears Fr...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Lego Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Out Lawrence Kasdan 2012	EXT. GALAXY - PLANET HOTH A Star Destroyer moves through space, releasing Imperial probe robots from its underside. One of these probes zooms ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Ricky Gervais: Out of England 2 - The Stand-Up Special Ricky Gervais 2010	( Music playing ) ( Cheering, applause ) Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen , welcome to the stage creator of "The Office" and "Extras," writer,...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Underworld: Blood Wars Cory Goodman 2016	1 I was an elite soldier in the vampire army. A Death Dealer. And I was good at it. But I was betrayed. Viktor, our leader and the most powe...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
You, Me and Dupree Michael LeSieur 2006	(ALL CAUSE OF YOU PLAYING) CARL: You have very beautiful toes. Did I ever tell you that? Yes, you have. I'm not even... I'm not even a foot g...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Me Before You Jojo Moyes 2016	Now, you see, this is what we could be doing on holiday. not all the hiking up mountain stuff that you are planning. It tickles, it tickles! Do ...	Rate it: (3.84 / 12 votes)
Inside Out Pete Docter 2015	BLACK. JOY (V.O.) Do you ever look at someone and wonder, “What is going on inside their head?” Well, I know. I know Riley’s head. WHITE. FA...	Rate it: (3.68 / 29 votes)
Blood Rage Bruce Rubin 1987	(Eerie music playing) (lndistinct chatter over radio) (On speakers) Ladies and gentlemen, your intermission is almost over. You have two minute...	Rate it: (3.67 / 6 votes)
I Love You, Daddy Louis C.K. 2017	So, what did you want to talk about? China wanted me to talk to you about something. Okay. She wants to come and live with me for the rest of...	Rate it: (3.67 / 3 votes)
Out of Africa Kurt Luedtke 1985	He even took the Gramophone on safari. Three rifles... supplies for a month and Mozart. He began our friendship with a gift. And later... no...	Rate it: (3.67 / 3 votes)
Bringing Out the Dead Paul Schrader 1999	After World War One it was called Shell Shock. After World War Two it was called Battle Fatigue. After Vi...	Rate it: (3.50 / 4 votes)
Catch Me If You Can Jeff Nathanson 2002	Thank you very much and welcome to To Tell the Truth. Our first guest, he's made a career out of being the most outrageous impostor that we'...	Rate it: (3.50 / 2 votes)
You Don't Mess with the Zohan Adam Sandler 2008	You don't mess with the Zohan! Come disco. No, no, no. I no disco, I make the fish. Danny, come on, go disco. Oh, okay. Disco! Danny, that lo...	Rate it: (3.33 / 3 votes)
George Carlin: You Are All Diseased George Carlin 1999	That's nice. Thank you. Thanks very much, I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Thank you all. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Th...	Rate it: (3.25 / 4 votes)
I Know What You Did Last Summer Kevin Williamson 1997	1 see the curtains hanging in the window people trying not alive a little light a-shining in the window lets me know everything's all right...	Rate it: (3.00 / 3 votes)
You Can't Take It with You Robert Riskin 1938	- Good morning, Mr. Kirby. - Good morning. - Good morning, A.P. - Good morning. Good morning. - No pictures. - New York Times, Mr. Kirby. We...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)
The Devil You Know Alex Michaelides 2013	[ Silence ] [ Sound Effect ] [ Music ] [ Music & Gun Shots ] [ Music ] Hey! [ Music ] [ Inaudible Discussion ] [ Birds Chirping ] That was...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Tomorrow You're Gone Matthew F. Jones 2012	My dear Charlie, When you get' out... you're going to feel free as a bird. There is not much more a man could want. Fuck all, I mean, who wou...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
What to Expect When You're Expecting Shauna Cross 2012	1 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) (TV SHOW THEME PLAYING) HUTCH: Welcome back to Celebrity Dance Factor. I'm Hutch Davidson and we are live from Holl...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Harry Potter And The Half-blood Prince Steve Kloves 2009	Millenium breaking disaster... All river traffic has been halted and police divers search for survivors. Surrounding area remains closed. The ...	Rate it: (2.87 / 8 votes)
First Blood David Morrell 1982	Excuse me, can you tell me if Delmare Berry lives here? He's not here. Go in. He's a friend of mine, he wrote the address for me himself. In ...	Rate it: (2.67 / 3 votes)
You Kill Me Christopher Markus 2007	And remember to join us this weekend for the Polish Heritage Festival featuring a battle of the polka bands at the Buffalo Civic Center. And...	Rate it: (2.50 / 2 votes)

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