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VEVO News: On the Set with OK Go and The Muppets Unknown 2011	That's me, Walter. Where... Where'd you go? Oh, there you are! I have the best life in the whole world. That's my brother, Gary. He's the best ...	Rate it: (4.25 / 4 votes)
The Fast and the Furious Gary Scott Thompson 2001	Just packed up a real money load, and it's coming your way. Look for "Rodgers" on the truck's side. Don't forget my share of the deal. Shit! -...	Rate it: (4.21 / 15 votes)
Kiss and Kill Suzanne Cabot 2017	1 What a way to end the week. I swear to God, if I had to spend one more day pushing stuff around my desk pretending to look busy, I would've...	Rate it: (4.20 / 5 votes)
Love and Death Woody Allen 1975	How I got into this predicament, I'll neverknow. Absolutely incredible. To be executed fora crime I never committed. Of course, isn't all man...	Rate it: (4.20 / 5 votes)
Children Of Men Alfonso Cuarón 2006	MAN ON TV: Day 1,000 of the siege of Seattle. WOMAN ON TV: The Muslim community demands an end to the Army's occupation of mosques. The Homela...	Rate it: (4.17 / 6 votes)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Steve Kloves 2001	I should've known that you would\|be here, Professor McGonagall. Good evening, Professor Dumbledore. Are the rumors true, Albus? I'm afraid so, p...	Rate it: (4.00 / 13 votes)
Romeo and Juliet William Shakespeare 1968	ACT I PROLOGUE Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civi...	Rate it: (4.00 / 11 votes)
A Few Good Men Aaron Sorkin 1992	FADE IN: EXT. A SENTRY TOWER -- -- in the middle of the night, in the middle of nowhere. Small beam...	Rate it: (4.00 / 7 votes)
God Sex and Truth P. Jaya Kumar 2018	WEBVT I as a woman, am not my eyes, not my mouth, not my breasts, not my cunt and not my asshole. I am a conscious being and each and every ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 6 votes)
Kiss and Cry Willem Wennekers 2017	1 It may not look like it, But I'm totally shitting my pants right now. Mainly 'cause of this guy, Shin. If I don't land this jump, he's goi...	Rate it: (4.00 / 4 votes)
Sense And Sensibility Emma Thompson 1995	Your son is arrived from London. - Father ... - John ... You will see in my will the estate of Norland was left to me in a way - - that preven...	Rate it: (4.00 / 4 votes)
Sweet And Lowdown Woody Allen 1999	Why Emmet Ray? Because he was interesting. To me, Emmet Ray was a fascinating character. I was a huge fan of his when I was younger. I though...	Rate it: (4.00 / 4 votes)
Captain John Smith and Pocahontas Aubrey Wisberg 1953	So you are the Capt. John Smith... who some termed the worst rogue in our kingdom... and others, the boldest adventurer. To being Capt. John Sm...	Rate it: (4.00 / 3 votes)
Happy Feet Two George Miller 2011	00:01:28,480 -- 00:01:33,480 Translation Naveen 2505 2 00:01:34,481 -- 00:01:38,583 brothers sisters Penguins 3 00:01:38,600 -- 00:01:41,19...	Rate it: (4.00 / 3 votes)
Dumb and Dumber To Sean Anders 2014	There he is again. Almost two decades and he still comes. So sad. How you doing, buddy? Brought you all your favorite candies. Come on, Lloyd,...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
It Takes Two Deborah Dean Davis 1995	Back up! Back up! Fans, it's the bottom of the ninth. and the bases are loaded. And guess who the orphans have at bat! That's right. It's the...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
James and the Giant Peach Karey Kirkpatrick 1996	Opening Dance/Pantomime (The opening pantomime begins when the lights dim in the theatre/gymnasium. All is quiet, until slowly music fills the a...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe Ann Peacock 2005	Edmund! Get away from there! Peter! What do you think you're doing? Peter, quickly, the shelter. Now! - Come on! - Wait... Come on, leave it! ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
The Godfather and the Mob Unknown 2006	Good.ood. it's good that you haven't forgotten your past. But you shouidn't keep thinking over it. For a good future, we must at times waik do...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
The Man with Two Brains George Gipe 1983	Check the heartline. - Are you hyperventilating the patient? - No, doctor. Ready the bone wax. Metzenbaum scissors. - Get that cat out of here...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
X-men Origins: Wolverine David Benioff 2009	You're always sick. You were sick when you were my age. Evening, sir. Evening, Victor. I didn't realized that you're still here. I'm just kee...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
Akeelah And The Bee Doug Atchison 2006	A-K A-E-L E-L-E-L-A K-E-E A-K-E-E AkeeIah A-A-E E-L-A A-K AkeeIah, AkeeIah A-K-E-E-L-A-H AkeeIah: You know that feeIing where no matte...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel Jon Vitti 2009	(ALVIN LAUGHING) ALVIN: We're back! (YOU REALLY GOT ME PLAYING) (CROWD CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY) ALVIN: Let's go! (FEMALE FANS SHOUTING) (CHIPMU...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Amazons and Gladiators Zachary Weintraub 2001	The nature of things will always create and destroy. The nature of Rome is that it will destroy itself. 60 years after the birth of Christ, th...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)

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