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A Million Ways to Die in the West
Seth Macfarlane
2014		NARRATOR: Some people are born into the wrong time and place. This was the American frontier in 1882. A hard land for hard folk. Food was scar...Rate it:

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You've Got Mail
Nora Ephron
1998		[KEYBOARD CLACKING] [BEEPING] FRANK: Amazing. This is amazing! Listen to this: The entire work force of Virginia... ...had Solitaire removed ...Rate it:

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God Sex and Truth
P. Jaya Kumar
2018		WEBVT I as a woman, am not my eyes, not my mouth, not my breasts, not my cunt and not my asshole. I am a conscious being and each and every ...Rate it:

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I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
Keenen Ivory Wayans
1988		1 Gold fever Gold fever Gold fever I'm changin' things I'm changin' things I'm gonna git you, sucka You dirty mother... Don't say that. I'...Rate it:

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Kiss and Cry
Willem Wennekers
2017		1 It may not look like it, But I'm totally shitting my pants right now. Mainly 'cause of this guy, Shin. If I don't land this jump, he's goi...Rate it:

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Sense And Sensibility
Emma Thompson
1995		Your son is arrived from London. - Father ... - John ... You will see in my will the estate of Norland was left to me in a way - - that preven...Rate it:

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Sweet And Lowdown
Woody Allen
1999		Why Emmet Ray? Because he was interesting. To me, Emmet Ray was a fascinating character. I was a huge fan of his when I was younger. I though...Rate it:

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Captain John Smith and Pocahontas
Aubrey Wisberg
1953		So you are the Capt. John Smith... who some termed the worst rogue in our kingdom... and others, the boldest adventurer. To being Capt. John Sm...Rate it:

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Die Another Day
Ian Fleming
2002		PUKCH`ONG COAST, NORTH KOREA Look, what is this? I`m supposed to... Colonel Tan-Sun Moon`s HQ De-Militarised Zone, North Korea Open the bag. T...Rate it:

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Pokemon the Movie: I Choose You!
Shôji Yonemura
2017		1 Yes, this battle of the Pokmon League finals is really picking up steam! Gengar dodges it! It's Night Shade! But Blastoise withstands it! ...Rate it:

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A Double Life
Ruth Gordon
1947		He looks just like he did in the other play. Remember? Isn't he gorgeous? Adorable. Hiya, fellas. Looking sharp, boy. Looking sharp. New ha...Rate it:

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Dumb and Dumber To
Sean Anders
2014		There he is again. Almost two decades and he still comes. So sad. How you doing, buddy? Brought you all your favorite candies. Come on, Lloyd,...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
He's Just Not That Into You
Abby Kohn
2009		EXT. PARK - DAY We float down through a serene, leafy park to the children's play area. There, in the sandbox, a BEAUTIFUL FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL pl...Rate it:

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I'll Be Seeing You
Charles Martin
1944		-A package of gum, please. -No gum. -Then give me a chocolate almond bar. -Chocolate almond bar? No chocolate almond bars and no gum. Where ha...Rate it:

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Irreplaceable You
Bess Wohl
2018		[delicate piano music] [Abbie] What if we stayed in bed all day? [Sam] That sounds like the best day ever. We should stay here all week. [Abbie...Rate it:

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James and the Giant Peach
Karey Kirkpatrick
1996		Opening Dance/Pantomime (The opening pantomime begins when the lights dim in the theatre/gymnasium. All is quiet, until slowly music fills the a...Rate it:

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Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life
Chris Bowman
2016		1 You guys wanna handle this for me? On it, boss. On it. I just said that. Why do you even set this thing, Rafe, if you're not gonna go to ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
Ann Peacock
2005		Edmund! Get away from there! Peter! What do you think you're doing? Peter, quickly, the shelter. Now! - Come on! - Wait... Come on, leave it! ...Rate it:

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The Godfather and the Mob
Unknown
2006		Good.ood. it's good that you haven't forgotten your past. But you shouidn't keep thinking over it. For a good future, we must at times waik do...Rate it:

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You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
George Marion Jr.
1939		- Come on, let's sit down. - I don't want to sit down. - Well, then, let's dance. - And I don't want to dance. - What's the matter with you ton...Rate it:

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Akeelah And The Bee
Doug Atchison
2006		A-K A-E-L E-L-E-L-A K-E-E A-K-E-E AkeeIah A-A-E E-L-A A-K AkeeIah, AkeeIah A-K-E-E-L-A-H AkeeIah: You know that feeIing where no matte...Rate it:

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Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
Jon Vitti
2009		(ALVIN LAUGHING) ALVIN: We're back! (YOU REALLY GOT ME PLAYING) (CROWD CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY) ALVIN: Let's go! (FEMALE FANS SHOUTING) (CHIPMU...Rate it:

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Amazons and Gladiators
Zachary Weintraub
2001		The nature of things will always create and destroy. The nature of Rome is that it will destroy itself. 60 years after the birth of Christ, th...Rate it:

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Angel and the Badman
James Edward Grant
1947		He couldnt go on nor could you... ...you are injured man. Let us take you into the house. I gotta go on. to the Telegraph station. We will ta...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)

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