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The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer
Sidney Sheldon
1947		Miss Susan. Miss Susan. Miss Susan? -Just five more minutes, Bessie. -No, ma'am. Now! But, Bessie, I feel absolutely sklonklish. You sklonkli...Rate it:

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Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
Jonathan Aibel
2011		Vacation, all I ever wanted Vacation, had to get away Vacation, meant to be spent alone Can't seem to get my mind off of you Yeah, yeah, yeah ...Rate it:

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Barbie and the Diamond Castle
Elana Lesser
2008		So rare to find A friend like you Somehow when you're around The sky is always blue The way we talk The things you say The way you make ...Rate it:

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Batman and Harley Quinn
Bruce Timm
2017		- (GUNS FIRING) - (MAN SCREAMS) GUARD: Look out! - (WOODRUE ROARS) - (SCREAMS) (YELLS) (GRUNTS) (WHIMPERING) (GUNSHOTS CONTINUE) (EXCLAIMI...Rate it:

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Deep, Down and Dirty: The Science of Soil
Unknown
2014		'Every spring, our planet is transformed.' A riot of new life bursting from the ground. 'And it's all made possible by one rather misunderstoo...Rate it:

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He-Man and She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword
Lawrence G. DiTillio
1985		Somewhere out there someone needs me I don't know how or where but b'lieve me. I walked the universe to find her For better or for worse beside ...Rate it:

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Jack and the Beanstalk
Flip Kobler
2009		Warning, who goes there? Confirm voice identity. Confirm voice identity. Mister Evil... Voice recognition failed... Confirm Identity Voice rec...Rate it:

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Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life
Tamar Halpern
2011		# I'm thinking about the meaning of life # # I'm thinking about the meaning of life # # thinking about the meaning of life # # how many chanc...Rate it:

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Ramona And Beezus
Laurie Craig
2010		My name 's Ramona Q. I'm nine and three months, and no matter what my sister Beezus tells you... I'm not a pest. My dad says I j...Rate it:

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Samson and Delilah
Jesse Lasky Jr.
1949		Before the dawn of history, Even since the first man discovered his soul, He has struggled against the forces That sought to enslave him. He s...Rate it:

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The Ghost and Mrs. Muir
Philip Dunne
1947		And now my mind is made up. Oh, Lucy. I never heard of such a thing. Oh, Lucy, Lucy. Please don't make it more difficult. I know you've tri...Rate it:

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The King and I
Ernest Lehman
1956		Come on, lads, hurry! We haven't got all day. Is that it, captain? Are we here? Aye, laddie. That's Bangkok all right. Louis! Oh, Louis! Mot...Rate it:

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40 Days and Nights
H. Perry Horton
2012		Look. - Rain in the desert? At home, it rains quite enough. - I hope the camera will take. Nice. Run the mud. - Let's go home. It looks bad. A l...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
Alpha And Omega: The Legend of the Saw Toothed Cave
Tom Kane
2014		Alphas, the first rule of a hunt... is to control your fears. But, Winston, great leader, we're the wolves, they're the prey. What do vve have ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
Anthony Jeselnik: Thoughts and Prayers
Anthony Jeselnik
2015		Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, San Francisco. Thank you so much. So good to be here. People were surprised when I told 'em I was gonna tape...Rate it:

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Dazed and Confused
Richard Linklater
1993		- I'm headed this way. - Oh. - Later. - So what did we decide? - About what? - About tonight? Oh, uh... Look, I'll probably get, you know, hung up ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
David Koepp
2008		Come on, let's go! Let's go! Hey! Hey, guys! Faster! Hey, what you got under there? - Hey, you want to race? - Oh, please. - Co...Rate it:

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Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky and the Media
Unknown
1992		Three, two, one, take two. Good morning. Welcome to Erin Mills town centre. Home of the world's largest, permanent, point-of-purchase video wal...Rate it:

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Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
Jesse Andrews
2015		I have no idea how to tell this story. I don't even know how to start it. Like, I guess I could use one of those classic story beginning sent...Rate it:

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Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
Marc Lawrence
2005		Hart, can you get me Miss Arizona's number? - Why would I do that, Clonsky? - Because she needs a man in her life. Yeah? Where do you fit in? ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
Regular Show
J.G. Quintel
2010		[crowd cheering] All right, Beef Burrito. I'm gonna give you one more chance to take back what you said about my mom! I'll kill you! ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
Robin Schiff
1997		Take this pink ribbon|off my eyes I'm exposed|and it's no big surprise Don't ya think I know|exactly where I stand This world is forcing me|to h...Rate it:

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The High and the Mighty
Ernest K. Gann
1954		Hey, fella. Ain't you Dan Roman? Yeah. I heard you whistling and I said to myself, only one guy does that just so. I'd know that ugly face o...Rate it:

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The Old Man and the Sea
Ernest Hemingway
1999		Supper ! Wake up ! We're going to have supper. - I'm not very hungry. - Come on... eat. - You can't fish and not eat. - I have. You'll not f...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)

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